If heaven exists

The other day I was watching "Inside the Actors Studio" and I heard a very interesting question:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Gates?
(personally, I dont believe in neither god or heaven, but I will like to hear your answers asuming that god does exist)
For me, I would like him to say: "...Im sorry...I was wrong"

'So... How did you sneak pass the guards and Peter?'

How can this be "Serious Discussion" when you don't even have your thread title capitalized?

Welcome to the random section, also known as Serious Discussion apparently.

"Damn, I thought I got rid of you!"

But really, if heaven and hell were real, I'd wanna go to hell. Seems like all the interesting people would be there. Why would I want to spend eternity with the goodie-two-shoes? I'd rather spend it talking to Hitler and all of history's other bad guys. Even now, me and my friends are told we're going to hell. Well I think I'd wanna spend some time in hell with them instead of in heaven with a bunch of "God-fearing", pretentious pricks.

Well and good, but they're in hell for a reason. You get interesting people, but you're being tortured for an eternity, primarily by fire. Are you prepared for you being burned for an eternity?

I'm a pyro, so yes. =)

I'm a pyro as well, but being a pyro is about burning things, not necessarily being burnt yourself. Now, if you're a masochist, then that's a whole other story. I believe that heaven edges out if only because your ass isn't being tortured for eternity. At the same time, who says that heaven doesn't have interesting people?

Well I do burn stuff and play with my lighter. But at some point when I was in high school a friend asked the question, "wouldn't it be cool if at the end we die by fire?" So yeah, ever since then I've kinda liked that idea. The final thing left to burn. Myself.
But yeah, who says the people that said you'll burn in hell are even right?
Wasn't hell originally just the absence of God? Don't these religions that revolve around God tend to add and take out stuff from time to time?

"Congratulations, you've passed Level 1 you sinner!"

"You wouldn't happen to know where my keys are, would you?"
This would be assuming that he is on the outside as well.

I believe in heaven but not in hell. I dont know why. Id like God to say, welcome home son.

A generic welcome message after years and years of traveling/wandering.

I'd like God to say absolutely nothing. I'm still hoping the dude is a mime. complete with facepaint. how else did they ever come to be?

my thoughts exactly. i wonder if Hitler knew he was being dosed with a cocktail of narcodics everyday...

"Man, what was I smoking?"

God:"Congratulations! You weren't able to commit incest in your WHOLE life"
Me:"........."

God: Congratulations. Would you like some Sky Cake?

I think you won't have time talking to any cool people there since you'll be busy FOREVER feeling the pain from being torn, rip, crush, and burn for all eternity. Play or watch INFERNO on PS3 or PSP or watch Constantine, that would pretty much give you the idea.