If you could have any useless power...

0
Let me show a useless power

Forum Image: http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/jubilee3.jpg

Except in xmas and new year.
0
Everytime i yell OBJECTION an action bubble would pop up

Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/84114-RCBA8BD.gif
0
the power to change my eye color
0
the power to shoot slinkies from my hands.
0
The power to ban hentai from this world. Really useless.
0
I would have the power to make butter toast without the use of butter; but there's a recoil to it. I won't be able to use for 4 months. With that power, I can solve world's hunger problem!
0
The power to power up my useless power to a whole new level of uselessness
0
The power to perfectly cook a hot dog.

And it would be put into good use.
0
Valkee wrote...
The power to sleep.


That is actually very, very useful
0
well it is "Useless" powers right? so then having music play (the kind i like anyway) wherever i go and... being able to change my hair and eye color... sine it is USELESS powers >.>
0
I wish I had the power to make it rain endless candy. The fatties would worship me as a god. At the snap of a finger it would rain Skittles and M&M's. Laffy Taffy, Now and Laters and Bazooka Joe gum. Endless candy. ENDLESS CANDY!
0
I wish I could be like that guy in the Axe commercial and turn into chocolate. Bitches love me then.

Well, until I got in the sun too long and melted to death.

EDIT: Oh, and the power to make Hot Pockets cook PERFECTLY - Not a molten-lava outside and cold-as-goddamn-ice center.
0
I would transform into a glass of spoiled milk.
0
Kingpin ShaoZhao wrote...
I wish I had the power to make it rain endless candy. The fatties would worship me as a god. At the snap of a finger it would rain Skittles and M&M's. Laffy Taffy, Now and Laters and Bazooka Joe gum. Endless candy. ENDLESS CANDY!


no jjust kids... just cuz ur fat does not mean you like candy
0
making things with bubbles like spongebob or getting into the body of the main chara from the game you play currently(good for h-games ^^)
0
The power to sweat 1,000% more than a normal human.
0
To raise or lower my blood pressure at will. (cookie to whoever gets the reference)
0
Bartre wrote...
To raise or lower my blood pressure at will.

Kinda not useless You can use it to go away from work by lowering your BP and making yourself blackout.
0
The power to kill anyone, only if their hair is green, standing on a blue X made using wood, and standing in the sand.
0
The power to move a finger to the other hand. Would probably freak people out but that's it.