If you could have any useless power...

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mazda1024 wrote...
The power to kill all perverts...


Quite an amazing power..... You can rule the world with this...
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My friend has a pretty amazing useless power, or so he says. He's perfected a technique to shit without needing to wipe his ass afterwards. Seriously.
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Teclo wrote...
My friend has a pretty amazing useless power, or so he says. He's perfected a technique to shit without needing to wipe his ass afterwards. Seriously.


Oh shi-... I need to learn that.

The power to see the world in 3D!
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asaforever The Lord of Butts!
The power to turn Bananas into strawberries !
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the power to...... if only i could make decisions.... I CANT THINK OF ANY POWER!!
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K1llerL0mbaX wrote...
the power to...... if only i could make decisions.... I CANT THINK OF ANY POWER!!

The power to decide which useless power you want then. =P

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Valkee wrote...
Sticking peanuts in my noes.


You can't do that already?
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Guilty Guardian wrote...
Valkee wrote...
Sticking peanuts in my noes.


You can't do that already?


I can only stick a nut on my nose.
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the power to become a rapper
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Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff
Guilty Guardian wrote...
the power to become a rapper

Parappa the Rapper!



These guys already figured the whole thing out. Cool shit.