If you were Homeless

Become a hippie and resort to freeganism.

two words...hobo rebellion...not scared yet? six more words...multitudes of rapists with nothing to lose

As disturbing as this sounds. I have to admit it does have some merit to it. Why? First of all if you are really homeless with absolute no money, food, water or shelter and are on the verge of dying of starvation you have to do something to get yourself into a more stable environment. Now I know there are things like homeless shelters. But I also know that a place for you there is not always guaranteed. So neither is food. If you are unable to find relief at one of these shelters. You could really be in a horrible bind. You could of course sleep in parks and such places. But how do you get food? You could try stealing it. It might work for a while too. But believe me you will eventually be caught and then you will be sent to jail. Now, thinking about the prison system people in prison, in some ways have it a lot better than the homeless. You do get free food and shelter guaranteed. The only problem is worrying about the other inmates and what violent or violating things they may want to do to you. Now if you were going to willingly go to prison, you need to choose a crime to commit. I could never bring myself to kill anyone and robbing a bank or something is useless if your trying to get caught. Then we come to rape. Now I'm not saying I approve of actual rapists. But if you are going to go to prison why not have fun with the hottest girl you can manage to kidnap.

Steal a radio and dance in public to the songs that come on.

If I was homeless, I'd go to college of the ozarks (for free) to get a degree, and hopefully get a good job afterwards

Finding a home might be a good start.

Homeless?

Great. Must be an opportunity to go somewhere. Maybe I'd pawn off some of my belongings to get myself a one-way ticket to some rural area and start a new life.

Your limits rule out all of my avenues for escape.

If I couldn't attract pedestrians, I would practice.
If there are no jobs, I would continue to look for one, possibly even joining the Longshoreman's union.
If I had no support groups, I would strive to create one. Lots of outdoor markets in my corner of the world.

It's fight or die, and this is how I fight.

gonna be taking this a bit out of the context your thinking im afraid, as its a bit to open ^^

honestly, id be happy. my family is the only thing tieing me down right now, if for some reason i was disowned, it give me the freedom id need to become a bushcrafting hermit.

If you dont feel like looking it up, basically all i mean by it is finding someplace nice and quite, out in a forest by a river or lake, we are "supposed" to have ten thousand of em here anyway lol. short term, as in the first month or so id be camping in a sense as i built a hut, once that be done id just live out there. if you as me it be a lot less complicated then what we go through day to day. nomore drama, nomore politics, nomore loans bills payments, no nothing. just worrying about me myself and i, while waiting for the country to self destruct.