If you were Jacob

My sides!

Also: I'd decrease the amount of traps.

i dont remember giving Jacob any rep for anything. i guess 'im just a little ungrateful bitch but....yeah thats his job and if he at some point decided he wants to do it and is still at it then he probably enjoys it and so i have nothing to be grateful for im just a wheel in this fun machine as is he- but a bigger more central one.

i'm not interested in running my own site for now. i only want to show my art but i have facebook/tumblr/google+ etc. just social networks that have my fiends is good enough. maybe when i and if i ever get to make a name for myself then i'd def need one but ill let someone else handle that...

I'd stop shoving my dick into the servers



I has a better idea. Make the site big enough, then sell it to HentaiKey!!!

Millions of perverts who want free shit, trolled in a blink of an eye!!

Whatever happened to "Beggars can't be choosers". If you don't like the site don't use it, if you think you can do better, go ahead.

The other horny ones like me will be glad that Jacob and his people keep the site running and wait for the next Velvet Kiss upload.

I would delete Chat Topics and Forum Games.

I: Jii tanoshii (don't judge, was google translated.. i translated 'mastabatory fun' )
II: any money i could spare ;D
III: probably all my spare time xD
IV: I would upload a general load, then slowly add more i liked, and more of what other people liked.
V: Well, if i recall, adds mean less cost in hosting... soo A FEW ADDS, SO WEBSITE HOSTING IS CHEAPER!!!
VI: An 'Experience the life of Jacob' function, which was a flash game about relationships with servers
VII: Probably not long.. or depends how many times it dies or gets hacked etc

Hm, I wouldnt even start a site like this, or any kind of website :/

But, IF I was cabable of it and stuff:

I. What would you call the site?
- This is where I would give up and go do something else. I'm bad at coming up with names.

II. How much money would you spend to keep the site running?
- Realistically, none, cause I'm poor. But I'll say "as much as I could".

III. How much time would you invest into the site?
- Quite much I think, because I'm often bored :<

IV. Would you cater to the members' tastes or would you just upload things that you liked?
- I would find a way to keep the delicious lolis on the site. But if that was not possible, I would get rid of shota too, because its as much cp as loli is. Other than that I would use the same rules as Fakku does.

V. How would you handle ads? How much is too much advertisement?
- I know of a thing called ad block, so personally I dont mind if sites are filled with ads, cause I cant see them D; But really, dunnolol.

VI. What features would you add that could attract new members in addition to keeping the current members happy?
- This. THIS!!! For some time now I've thought that Fakku needs some action! Like a Momoka drawing contest! :O Thats what I'd do. And other things like that too.
Also, to keep myself happy, I'd make people use fakku irc channel! >:O

VII. How long will it take for you to say "Fuck it" and close down the site (or let someone else run it)?
- when things would get too boring. I really dont have the longest attention span, so it could happen quite quickly actually.

But seriously, I dont have any complains of how Jacob runs this place. The only thing I'd want more is contests and stuff like that, but I understand if Jacob (or other admins) dont have time for it.

Brilliant first step, something I would do. Let's get married, Cormac. And ride off into the sunset.

<3

Oh, and another thing.
If i were Jacob, I would stroke the beard of manly.

Just 'cause.