I'm your son/daughter!!
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>"i'm your daughter"
>is she hot y/n
>>of course she's hot, she's my daughter
>wincest
>"i'm your son"
>YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
>is she hot y/n
>>of course she's hot, she's my daughter
>wincest
>"i'm your son"
>YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
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I wouldn't be allowed to be that surprised since I'd have known that at some point something popped out between my legs.
Unless I was in a coma during my entire pregnancy.
With amnesia!!!
Dun dun dunnnnnn
Unless I was in a coma during my entire pregnancy.
With amnesia!!!
Dun dun dunnnnnn
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Lollikittie wrote...
They would have to be from the future, as my vagina is still very much intact, and has not yet seen the horror of live birth.^This. Lol, you made me laugh<3
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zeroniv_legend wrote...
You were playing Kotori Love Exp, I presume.Fun stuff, with all those Kotori scenes.
Fuck............you saw through me goddamit
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axtronoid21 wrote...
zeroniv_legend wrote...
You were playing Kotori Love Exp, I presume.Fun stuff, with all those Kotori scenes.
Fuck............you saw through me goddamit
It is clear that my power of clairvoyance is far greater than yours.
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BlinkXPoke
Cards and Hugs abound
Reminds me of this:
But back on topic, (at least, I'm pretty sure that) I'm a virgin. But if, after research, I find out this kid is mine, it would depend on my relationship with this child's mother.
Spoiler:
But back on topic, (at least, I'm pretty sure that) I'm a virgin. But if, after research, I find out this kid is mine, it would depend on my relationship with this child's mother.
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IRL?
Throw a smoke bomb, Snap neck, run away.
EDIT: You said daughter, so nvm. I wouldnt mind having a daughter. Id probably just be like Wtf? & get proof & shit.
Throw a smoke bomb, Snap neck, run away.
EDIT: You said daughter, so nvm. I wouldnt mind having a daughter. Id probably just be like Wtf? & get proof & shit.
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well first of all, I'd listen to their story(even though I'd know they're not my kid). if anything I'd try to figure out who their mother is through a blood test at least so I could see if they are actually my kid or not.
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Room101
Waifu Collector
Say Nope, and close the door.
...okay, at least led them in for a..tea? Then listen to their story, arrange for a comprehensive DNA testing, and tell them to go and sleep somewhere else, because I don't have spare bed.
If they are from future, I'll just have to point out that I haven't met their mom yet. Thus, we get into time loop stuff, where their arrival will guarantee their future existence.
...okay, at least led them in for a..tea? Then listen to their story, arrange for a comprehensive DNA testing, and tell them to go and sleep somewhere else, because I don't have spare bed.
If they are from future, I'll just have to point out that I haven't met their mom yet. Thus, we get into time loop stuff, where their arrival will guarantee their future existence.
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Misaki_Chi
Fakku Nurse
Jinrou Koko wrote...
How can a girl forget givin berf~? .-.I'd be thinking the exact same thing
