Important Quotes

I knew it!!! ;A; This is why I'm not allowed in his house!

Iamnotchrishansen is arkbuster btw.

oh right, he got lost in the fridge for like 20 minutes

True words

The Equalizer: Who the fuck uses google docs for chat anyway?

Me: So, I was watching the new Berserk last night and was eating Ice cream...

John: Right?...

Me: And Berserk and Ice cream are amazing together, like holy fuck that was so good.

John: Berserk and Ice cream are amazing together?????

Me: Yes!

John: C-Can that just be on a Shirt? Like just with Guts eating Ice cream?

[01.08.2016 17:33:41] Mr. Dad Guy: you mean the Religion of Peace
[01.08.2016 17:33:49 | Edited 17:33:41] [redacted]: *Peace not included

"There's no anal without an asshole." ~Fi, vote for president 2020

Me: Turn. Wistala, turn. Wistala! Wistala!? Wistala turn the damn boss!!!!
*everyone dies to boss* Wistala......... you didn't turn Nidhogg....
Wistala: >_>
Me: Don't you >_> me! What happan?
Wistala: I forgot i was one of the tanks....
Me: >_> how you've been tank for the last 2 hours?
Wistala: I don't want to talk about >_>
Me: ......can you don't kill everyone this run?
Wistala: Can you not floor tank this time?
Me: Hi, I'm the DRG, at least I'm doing my job :P

"If I add salt and vinegar, it'll make torture more fun!"

Where there's a will, there's a guy that wants money who will get in your way

"Sugar me timbers" - My friend's sister

No prizes for guessing why I found that so funny

The German Army in fighting Russia is like an elephant attacking a host of ants. The elephant will kill thousands, perhaps even millions, of ants, but in the end their numbers will overcome him, and he will be eaten to the bone.

--Colonel Bernd Von Kielst

"Ich kann gar nicht so viel fressen wie ich kotzen möchte"
("I cant eat the amounts I want to puke")
-Max Liebermann

Spam comments and chain letters be like "If you stop reading this you will die" but does it matter if I'm already dead inside?

There was a bomb explosion in my place just an hour ago.

One of my raid m8 in FF14 says some odd shit somenights.

A letter written by a British captain to his wife on the eve of the battle of the Somme. He was killed the following day.

Name change not to give out my id on a private site.
[13:52] < me > Ever read something that makes your ego and super ego have conflict enough to make the id pop out and rear its head out of the psyche and say 'Shatup normies'?