Important Quotes

[1:03:06 AM] Tsamari: I. AM. A. Cheesy. SoB.
[1:03:21 AM] echoeagle3: I saw your post about that
[1:03:23 AM] Noirit Mustapha: that's ok, some girls like that
[1:03:50 AM] echoeagle3: "Its alright to be woken up by you." to be honest I actually want an opportunity to say that.
[1:04:03 AM] Noirit Mustapha: daaaaaamn
[1:04:06 AM] Noirit Mustapha: that's cute lol
[1:05:04 AM] Tsamari: It was the first thing that came to mind after she told me she was sorry for waking me up

[1:43:16 AM] BiBiko: dat great wall of oda

[9:12:11 PM] Renovartio-san: it took me an hour to get a 5 year old to touch it
[9:12:20 PM] Renovartio-san: touch my head I mean

"if we crave some cosmic purpose then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Sagan

[07:20:39] Greg "I'm a massive homo": Andre is passed out on my floor
[07:20:45] Kapten: draw a dick on his face
[07:21:36] cwooz: Draw dicks on him

mature conversation

[12:35:00 AM] AntwØn: are you ever pooping
[12:35:02 AM] AntwØn: and like you wipe
[12:35:11 AM] AntwØn: but you accidentally get some poop on your fingers
[12:35:23 AM] AntwØn: but you don't wanna wash your hands so you just lick it off
[12:35:24 AM] artcellrox: that has happened to me a couple of times

This was funny, we put stuff in his fro.

"There's nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior your former self." - Hemingway

How long did it take you to get your dicks untangled from his hair?

[7:12:27 PM] *** Andr Bager has changed the conversation topic to "What would you do if you had Antw0n as a pet?" ***
[7:12:39 PM] AntwØn: d-doushio
[7:12:43 PM] Mayu: ant as a pet?
[7:12:45 PM] Mayu: easy
[7:12:58 PM] Mayu: I would order him to get naked cuz pets don't need fucking clothing
[7:13:05 PM] Mayu: put a collar and leash on
[7:13:27 PM] Mayu: the type of shock collar that has a remote control
[7:13:46 PM] Mayu: and drag him around the house and yank the leash
[7:13:56 PM] Andr Bager: Mayu is now Michael Vick
[7:14:38 PM] Mayu: throw a ball and make you go fetch it
[7:14:50 PM] Andr Bager: >Not giving him belly rubs
[7:14:52 PM] Andr Bager: Mayu
[7:14:53 PM] Andr Bager: Mayu
[7:15:00 PM] Andr Bager: you are doing it wrong, man
[7:15:11 PM] Mayu: no fucking belly rubs, do I look like a fucking kind person?
[7:15:44 PM] Mayu: his reward would be my foot stomping on his face

"Driving one away from what they love only increases the passion of their desires. You know, like Romeo and Juliet. Mom didn't like how close we were growing up and now look at us. We're inseparable"

Lemon talking to her twin sister

Roommate: "Look man, my porn dose not have to be high-end, it's just got to be loli"

"i dont care if the hentai is good, as long as i get my loli"
-chris my roommate

A discussion about an awesome mod turned into:

Person 1: "Yeah I love him!!! I stalk his wife on facebook."

Person 2: "Wait! He's married??? And you stalk his wife?"

Person 1: "Yeah I stalk his wife. No I mean LIFE!!! I STALK HIS LIFE"
"Wait.. your first response was he's married? Not about me stalking his wife????"


This was a great conversation to relive xD Didn't help I had sugar and couldn't stop laughing.

[12:20:07 AM] Wolf: SIMON I WILL END YOU
[12:20:13 AM] Fucking Communist: SHE LITERALLY SAYS THIS
[12:20:16 AM] Wolf: I KNOW
[12:20:17 AM] Fucking Communist: IT'S AGAINST WHAT YOU STAND FOR
[12:20:25 AM] Fucking Communist: STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, BOY
[12:20:26 AM] Wolf: HAVE YOU CRACKED A DRESS CODE LATELY
[12:20:28 AM] Fucking Communist: YOUNG MAN
[12:20:33 AM] Fucking Communist: THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
[12:20:35 AM] Fucking Communist: I SAID YOUNG MAN
[12:20:38 AM] Wolf: ohmygod
[12:20:42 AM] Wolf: godfuckingdamnit
[12:20:43 AM] AntwØn: LLLLLLLLLLETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
[12:20:45 AM] AntwØn: TO DEFEAT
[12:20:46 AM] Wolf: JUST LET ME BE ANGRY SIMON
[12:20:47 AM] AntwØn: THE HUNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS
[12:20:54 AM] AntwØn: DID THEY SEND ME DAAAAUGHTERS
[12:20:56 AM] AntwØn: WHEN I ASKED
[12:20:59 AM] Fucking Communist: FOR SONS
[12:21:07 AM] AntwØn: YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET
[12:21:10 AM] AntwØn: AND YOU CAN BET
[12:21:13 AM] AntwØn: BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH
[12:21:15 AM] artucerruroxo: MISTER I'LL
[12:21:17 AM] artucerruroxo: MAKE A MAN
[12:21:19 AM] artucerruroxo: OUT OF YOOOOOUUUUUU
[12:21:24 AM] Mistress Napoleon: BE A MAN
[12:21:30 AM] AntwØn: YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
[12:21:34 AM] artucerruroxo: TO BE A MAN
[12:22:08 AM] Fucking Communist: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
[12:22:13 AM] artucerruroxo: TO BE A MAN
[12:22:14 AM] AntwØn: AND ALL THE WILL OF A RAGING FIRE
[12:22:25 AM] artucerruroxo: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF
[12:22:27 AM] AntwØn: THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[06:13:35] Tatiana: You: Feminism? No thanks, I prefer gender equality.
Stranger: Water? No thanks, I prefer H20.
You: There's a difference between Feminism and Gender Equality. Feminism started off with water (gender equality) and has since then added a bunch of ingredients.
Stranger: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
You: You guys started off with water, then you added carbonic acid (belief in a patriarchy) and sugar (female victim complex). You're not water, you're Coca cola.
Stranger has disconnected.

hahaha
[06:14:01] Kapten: man the truth hurts
[06:14:12] Khanbae West: HAHAHAHA
[06:15:00] AntwØn: [06:13] Tatiana:
<<< 300 confirmed reblogs
fucking lost
[06:15:36] Andrea is thirsty: gold
[06:15:39] Andrea is thirsty: absolutely gold
[06:16:16] The Wolf: I was going to post something but then I realized ignorance is happening so i'm gonna go back to just looking at the internet now
[06:16:23] The Wolf: keep my funny vines to myself
[06:16:48] Kapten: literally fuck jokes amiright
[06:16:57 | Edited 06:17:04] Tatiana: > vines
l0l
[06:17:00] AntwØn: yeah fuck jokes
[06:17:01] Kapten: who even likes comedy anymore?
[06:17:12] Tatiana: [06:16] Kapten:
<<< literally fuck jokes amiright
ikr
[06:17:21] Kapten: only white oppressive straight males obviously
[06:17:24] Andrea is thirsty: laugh even harder
[06:17:58] Khanbae West: even worse
[06:18:04] Khanbae West: jokes at 10:20 in the morning

Now that's the face of a man who puts other people's faces on the back of milk cartons - Ryan "Northernlion" Letourneau

"the front page is too long, i can see uploads from 3 weeks ago"
"first world problems"

[6:37:31 PM] Andre Bager: in other news, I have no lightbulbs in my house
[6:37:41 PM] Andre Bager: so my room is dark
[6:37:44 PM] Fucking Communist: ya well
[6:37:45 PM] Fucking Communist: so r u
[6:37:47 PM] Fucking Communist: so its ok

[15/07/2015 08:12:55] Star Princess Misaki:*attacks yuri in her sleep*
[15/07/2015 08:13:01] Star Princess Misaki: *cuddles yuri*
[15/07/2015 08:13:11] Star Princess Misaki: *rolls around with yuri-chan*
[15/07/2015 08:13:26] Star Princess Misaki: *takes pictures of a dazed and confused adorable yuri*
[15/07/2015 08:13:34] Star Princess Misaki: *cuddles her gf as well*

Been meaning to post this for a while, pretty sure I was taken advantage of by the Queen of the lurkers xD