Important Quotes

Iskander : So that's his ability, whatever he grabs onto becomes metal as fuck.

Lancelot : NO YOU NIGGER!! MY NOBLE PHANTASM IS WHATEVER I TOUCH.

Iskander : Yeah, my idea is better.

Lancelot : WHEN I GRAB MY COCK, IT BECOMES MY NOBLE PHANTASM!!

Lancelot : AND MY ABILITY BECOMES FUCKING BITCHES AND CUNT SPLASHING!!

Arturia : SIRLANCELOT!!!!!!

Lancelot : THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS THOUGH, YOU'VE SEEN IT!!!!!!

[10:45:40 AM]Melfice: but I can be a pretty terrible person
[10:45:58 AM] Kiba Eve Fumihiro: the worlds a fucked up place
[10:46:04 AM] Kiba Eve Fumihiro: who wouldn't be by now~!
[10:46:20 AM] Kiba Eve Fumihiro: in our early 20's we know whats up with this world~:c
[10:46:50 AM] Kiba Eve Fumihiro: but we can keep going with a positive attitude towards a positive step!
[10:47:02 AM] Melfice: yeah
[10:47:13 AM] Kiba Eve Fumihiro: and then we succeed at life because we did it
[10:47:21 AM] Melfice: one day I'm gonna blow this planet up
[10:47:32 AM] Kiba Eve Fumihiro: we lived it and we were damn happy about it and had loads of fun even in the small moments~ : DD
[10:47:36 AM] Kiba Eve Fumihiro: goddamnit melfice

"Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts."

- Winston Churchill

I knew it!!! ;A; This is why I'm not allowed in his house!

Iamnotchrishansen is arkbuster btw.

oh right, he got lost in the fridge for like 20 minutes

True words

The Equalizer: Who the fuck uses google docs for chat anyway?

Me: So, I was watching the new Berserk last night and was eating Ice cream...

John: Right?...

Me: And Berserk and Ice cream are amazing together, like holy fuck that was so good.

John: Berserk and Ice cream are amazing together?????

Me: Yes!

John: C-Can that just be on a Shirt? Like just with Guts eating Ice cream?

[01.08.2016 17:33:41] Mr. Dad Guy: you mean the Religion of Peace
[01.08.2016 17:33:49 | Edited 17:33:41] [redacted]: *Peace not included

"There's no anal without an asshole." ~Fi, vote for president 2020

Me: Turn. Wistala, turn. Wistala! Wistala!? Wistala turn the damn boss!!!!
*everyone dies to boss* Wistala......... you didn't turn Nidhogg....
Wistala: >_>
Me: Don't you >_> me! What happan?
Wistala: I forgot i was one of the tanks....
Me: >_> how you've been tank for the last 2 hours?
Wistala: I don't want to talk about >_>
Me: ......can you don't kill everyone this run?
Wistala: Can you not floor tank this time?
Me: Hi, I'm the DRG, at least I'm doing my job :P

"If I add salt and vinegar, it'll make torture more fun!"

Where there's a will, there's a guy that wants money who will get in your way

"Sugar me timbers" - My friend's sister

No prizes for guessing why I found that so funny

The German Army in fighting Russia is like an elephant attacking a host of ants. The elephant will kill thousands, perhaps even millions, of ants, but in the end their numbers will overcome him, and he will be eaten to the bone.

--Colonel Bernd Von Kielst

"Ich kann gar nicht so viel fressen wie ich kotzen möchte"
("I cant eat the amounts I want to puke")
-Max Liebermann

Spam comments and chain letters be like "If you stop reading this you will die" but does it matter if I'm already dead inside?