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#867633 +(2222)- [X]

<Deeeno> I've seen hentai that is more believable than scientology.


heres another


#873365 +(214)- [X]

<Artifice> Most people using that logic probably would phrase it differently. "Digits" is a fancy word
<_kw> yeah, use 'numbers' instead
* MachinShi (~vat@cpe-76-95-36-105.socal.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<NoGods> Yup.
<JFalcon> really? "She used her digits to arouse herself" vs. "She used numbers to arouse herself". One changes a simple pleasing into an orgy.
<_kw> you have a sick mind
<Artifice> Really? I was thinking math inclined librarian in the second one
<_kw> GOOD MAN

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<Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
<Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina

i loled

#145954 +(773)- [X]
<bigbear> fuck
<bigbear> my ears are ringing
<Pebble> answer it then

#352172 +(7312)- [X]
<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

ahahHAHAHAHA

This is a great way to raise your self-esteem. :)

#10360 +(214)- [X]
<Fentom> great, I'm spending my saturday nights on the computer looking at pictures of dildos
<Fentom> trekkies look down on me and call me sad

#10941 +(404)- [X]
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn. I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.

Can a guy really use the word "supple" to positively describe himself?

look he can use supple if hes metro.

now hes metro if hes done it for less than a year, or he has gotten laid

if he doesnt fit the criteria than hes just gay

#3828 +(702)- [X]

<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger"
<nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'.
* Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?
<nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.
<nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".