Jobs that exist, but no one asks about.

This came to me while on stumbleupon and discovering this image
Since we know that there are people out there that make items most use for pleasure, some have got to wonder, how the hell do you get that job? One I thought about was adult toy tester.

maeve was a jizz mopper. I use to wash bodies at the coroners.

Pediatric Gynecologist

Guys who makes those things that stop doors in your house.

Elevator Operator

Banana Gasser

Undertaker 24/7

Shoe shiners. Those guys need respect.

Walmart Greeter. No questions asked.

I wonder if they allow you to dress up for that. Imagine going into walmart and being greeted by House or a Power Ranger

Unlikely. It would certainly attract quite a bit of publicity, but I have a feeling they would be against it because it's too fun.