Life's Lessons

No ones going to give you a map; You've got to walk your own path.

Fuck what other people say about your life. It's yours and you can do with it as you please.

Don't do something secretly, too much, so as to not getting caught and suffering.

Just do things in a way you don't have to be secretive.

I shall do no such thing

learn to laugh at yourself and don't take yourself too seriously because nobody else does

^This.

I've yet to find a "point" to life. So don't look for meaning. Have fun and do what you want to do. Life is a game, and if you aren't enjoying yourself then you aren't playing it right.

Also:

You're born alone, you live alone, you die alone. Relationships are fleeting attempts to fool ourselves that we are not alone in this world.

-Paraphrased Orson Wells.

Trust me if I gave advice, everyone would want to shoot themselves.

You are not always right, and even if you happen to be, don't push it.

Willpower might get you started, but without a good plan and coherent action you won't finish anything.

And lastly, a quote by George Bernard Shaw: "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

Try not to second guess, because the first reaction is usually the right one.

No matter what, if you close a door on your dick, the only lesson you'll learn is the pain of having your dick crushed in a door.

Never argue with a closed minded idiot. You will always be wrong in his/her mind.