Lock and load, yo.

Hopefully the internet doesn't go out.

I heard about this yesterday, good thing I dont live close to Florida.

Now i just need to find a shotgun and a big breasted nurse

Damn, I mean, you start preparing now? You should have started as soon as you heard zombies were coming.

Its been two years since I heard, and the metal bat with my crossbow and survival kit are safely stored under my bed since then.

I just hope you'll make it in time.

Gubi pls...

OT: wow wish I could have gotten a crossbow

*Takes Italian accent*
What, am I the only one around to do this? Daaaamnnn... being the last one will be hard.
*Takes off the accent*

Crossbows can be legally bought if you have a hunting licence. Which where I live you can get at the age of 16. I don't do hunting, but they don't need to know that do they?

Oh, and they don't check if you keep the crossbow after your licence expires, so basically, if you don't show it off, you just need a one season licence to get one. Also, get comfy with the bolts, they tend to break when their cheap, and the expensive ones are...F'ing lined with gold if you know what I mean.

But seriously, am I the only one preparing seriously?
I mean, for raptors, okay, I understand, and even if we prepared, we wouldn't stand a chance, but zombies? Why not prepare, you never know what them scientists will come up with or when godly wrath might descend.

EDIT: Actually, scientists might try to clone raptors... damn, we're all gonna die...

This is some type crazy shit.

Canned goods, water, a shovel, more water

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

It was more likely PCP, not cocaine. PCP can make people feel no pain, and raise the body tempature(or at least make the user feel like it has), so many PCP overdose cases are found naked.

cocaine psycosis usually manifests as paranoia. the crazed killer bit was added purely out of biggotry. it was said that black people would do cocaine and get super strength and come after white people.

cops know very little truth about drugs. most of what they say about them is the propganda they were taught.

So the guy took 6 shots before falling down....? Damn that's scary.

I'm going to need to teach my parakeet to defend me of zombies now,it's female so I'm sure she'd be really violent at eye pecking :3

i'm suddenly really glad i live in canada, when shit hits the fan i'm heading north(er) lol

I found a News Report about the incident with the guys identity.

*another hug*

What the fuck was the shit Hannibal Jr was abusing to make him eat a guy? I have never taken hard drugs in my life so I'm not an expert of their affects on people. But seriously, that is some messed up shit right there. The next thing we need is for them to find a community of cannibal junkies with a Marlon Brando fetish... Wow, the places my brain goes when it hits a tangent.

In all seriousness, I feel horrendously sorry for the old bum who had his face eaten off. It just seems like the whole world is going crazy with all the shit going on around the world today.

Here is an update on the victim if anyone is interested:
Face-eating victim's life before the attack

Kill till i have my fill, return to house bunker, sleep, eat, do it all again till i die~

Seems like the dude who was eating the bum was taking bath salts like Power 9 and Euphoria. What I can't believe is this stuff is readily available to anyone in certain states. You could just go to a convenience store and buy the shit and no one says anything.

Uck...ITS NOT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! Because of you tards I was gonna tune in to see what the news would say about it but I forgot to look into it D: It happened in miami and miami is 2 hours away from where I live. Obviously the dudes nuckin futs but I dunno what the story was beforehand. The only thing they said it was a gruesome attack when I was on the news channel for a short sec. There's always someone off their meds somewhere in each country. :/