My day and my Horoscope
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So I've had a small adventure today going to try to see a girl I know from the internet after she invited me to her church. After my day I read my horoscope and it was creepily spot on o.O So here's the story...
I'm driving across town to find this pentecostal church since it's wednesday and this girl is a regular church goer, and she wasn't expecting me to be there I was going to surprise her. I pull my car into the lot and there's a sign on the door that says there wasn't service tonight that they're doing revival at a church the next town over. I end up going to my normal church for service and after coming home I read my horoscope out of the local paper and it's says (I'm Aries) "You've been chasing after a certain someone but that someone needs a care taker. Take a step back is that what you want?" O.o
Lol needless to say I'm in no shape to be a caretaker for anyone, so I ask you this "Have any of you had a weird/spot-on horoscope?"
I'm driving across town to find this pentecostal church since it's wednesday and this girl is a regular church goer, and she wasn't expecting me to be there I was going to surprise her. I pull my car into the lot and there's a sign on the door that says there wasn't service tonight that they're doing revival at a church the next town over. I end up going to my normal church for service and after coming home I read my horoscope out of the local paper and it's says (I'm Aries) "You've been chasing after a certain someone but that someone needs a care taker. Take a step back is that what you want?" O.o
Lol needless to say I'm in no shape to be a caretaker for anyone, so I ask you this "Have any of you had a weird/spot-on horoscope?"
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Im pretty sure thats kinda like stalking dude...
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And Ive had a couple of true horoscopes... mostly about how this month will have you feeling drained of energy for some odd reason...
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And Ive had a couple of true horoscopes... mostly about how this month will have you feeling drained of energy for some odd reason...
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isnt it like that say, you tried to make the connections yourself. I mean A lot of people got the same thing and they think it was accurate as well but in many different ways
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I don't think I was creepy I asked what church she went to politely and I was invited to come "Sometime" she isn't expecting me at a specific time.
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Waar wrote...
holy shit dude, you're a creeper.Without a doubt.
"Chasing a girl online" says it dude.
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I don't think 'what' I said makes me a creep really. I'm from Arkansas and usually when someone says "I'm chasing after this one girl" It's just " There's this girl I'm trying to get with" I guess to other people what I said sounds creepy lol.
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I hope you're really, really charming and can pull that off. ._. That is really creepy, unless you know how to manipulate her feelings so she swoons instead of reaches for her pepper spray.
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Girl, internet, semi-invited, CHURCH, another town, HOROSCOPE, Christian, Arkansas, chasing, get with, sex, underage, statutory rape, Chris Hansen, 20 years, pedo, junkie, chemical castration, jobless, homeless, alley, die.
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Kiss-Shot wrote...
Is everyone on here that desperate? ._.No, a good amount of us guys here have girlfriends and such.
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Kiss-Shot
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ExESGO wrote...
Kiss-Shot wrote...
Is everyone on here that desperate? ._.No, a good amount of us guys here have girlfriends and such.
Good to know some of us break the stereotype then.
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If she is pentecostal you're not going to get any action until you are married - not even a kiss. Are you sure this is what you want? Forget the long hair and pretty skirts, you better be careful!
I think thats why the horoscope told you to step back.
I think thats why the horoscope told you to step back.
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My horoscope said: You will have the best day of your life!
After I got hit by a retard while biking, then someone pick pocketed my phone. Then it started raining. FUCK HOROSCOPES
After I got hit by a retard while biking, then someone pick pocketed my phone. Then it started raining. FUCK HOROSCOPES
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Dude, I had this weird/spot on horoscope once. Years ago, after seeing a psychic and being told by pretty much everyone that I was psychic of some sort, I came across a horoscope by someone on the other side of the country from my psychic saying the same exact thing that my psychic said would happen. Well, the time came and I woke up one morning (months after reading and hearing) and felt something was amiss. I immediately meditated on the feeling and realized that I had missed out on a gateway opportunity for my abilities to grow.
The psychic told me that there was a time coming soon where my gift was meant to grow exponentially. But! I would miss it if I didn't get my "shit in order" (basically). There was something amiss with my life at the time (and even I wasn't entirely sure what it was) and if I didn't get it taken care of, my window of fate would pass me by. I didn't know, or didn't want to know what it was, and so I put it in the back of my mind and tried to ignore it.
You see, I had a huge well of self-doubt surrounding my innate abilities. I had grown up not believing that anything like that could exist and not be evil, bad or whatever. So, anytime I got a reading or some such thing, I would try to put it out of my mind and ignore it. Anytime, later in life, when I would try and do things consciously, I would end up with a really bad headache. I guess I just wasn't ready to embrace my calling as an Empath/slight-telepath (reading minds, or receiving).
Well, after a few moments meditating, the visit with the psychic and the creepily agreeing horoscope came flooding back to my conscious mind.
I cried.
I bawled my eyes out, knowing that I had failed to prepare myself for what was meant to happen. I had spit in the eye of fate and now await the day that I'll be given a second chance to grow. The thought scares me so much sometimes though (since I am slightly more sensitive to *that* side of existence than most).
That is my story. Long, but true.
The psychic told me that there was a time coming soon where my gift was meant to grow exponentially. But! I would miss it if I didn't get my "shit in order" (basically). There was something amiss with my life at the time (and even I wasn't entirely sure what it was) and if I didn't get it taken care of, my window of fate would pass me by. I didn't know, or didn't want to know what it was, and so I put it in the back of my mind and tried to ignore it.
You see, I had a huge well of self-doubt surrounding my innate abilities. I had grown up not believing that anything like that could exist and not be evil, bad or whatever. So, anytime I got a reading or some such thing, I would try to put it out of my mind and ignore it. Anytime, later in life, when I would try and do things consciously, I would end up with a really bad headache. I guess I just wasn't ready to embrace my calling as an Empath/slight-telepath (reading minds, or receiving).
Well, after a few moments meditating, the visit with the psychic and the creepily agreeing horoscope came flooding back to my conscious mind.
I cried.
I bawled my eyes out, knowing that I had failed to prepare myself for what was meant to happen. I had spit in the eye of fate and now await the day that I'll be given a second chance to grow. The thought scares me so much sometimes though (since I am slightly more sensitive to *that* side of existence than most).
That is my story. Long, but true.