My day and my Horoscope

So I've had a small adventure today going to try to see a girl I know from the internet after she invited me to her church. After my day I read my horoscope and it was creepily spot on o.O So here's the story...

I'm driving across town to find this pentecostal church since it's wednesday and this girl is a regular church goer, and she wasn't expecting me to be there I was going to surprise her. I pull my car into the lot and there's a sign on the door that says there wasn't service tonight that they're doing revival at a church the next town over. I end up going to my normal church for service and after coming home I read my horoscope out of the local paper and it's says (I'm Aries) "You've been chasing after a certain someone but that someone needs a care taker. Take a step back is that what you want?" O.o

Lol needless to say I'm in no shape to be a caretaker for anyone, so I ask you this "Have any of you had a weird/spot-on horoscope?"

Im pretty sure thats kinda like stalking dude...

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And Ive had a couple of true horoscopes... mostly about how this month will have you feeling drained of energy for some odd reason...

holy shit dude, you're a creeper.

isnt it like that say, you tried to make the connections yourself. I mean A lot of people got the same thing and they think it was accurate as well but in many different ways

I don't think I was creepy I asked what church she went to politely and I was invited to come "Sometime" she isn't expecting me at a specific time.

^This.

This pretty much covers my thoughts on this.

Is everyone on here that desperate? ._.

I don't think 'what' I said makes me a creep really. I'm from Arkansas and usually when someone says "I'm chasing after this one girl" It's just " There's this girl I'm trying to get with" I guess to other people what I said sounds creepy lol.

I hope you're really, really charming and can pull that off. ._. That is really creepy, unless you know how to manipulate her feelings so she swoons instead of reaches for her pepper spray.

No, a good amount of us guys here have girlfriends and such.

Good to know some of us break the stereotype then.

If she is pentecostal you're not going to get any action until you are married - not even a kiss. Are you sure this is what you want? Forget the long hair and pretty skirts, you better be careful!

I think thats why the horoscope told you to step back.

Holy shit, mang! The horoscope told your future!! That shit is ferealz yo.

My horoscope said: You will have the best day of your life!
After I got hit by a retard while biking, then someone pick pocketed my phone. Then it started raining. FUCK HOROSCOPES

Dude, I had this weird/spot on horoscope once. Years ago, after seeing a psychic and being told by pretty much everyone that I was psychic of some sort, I came across a horoscope by someone on the other side of the country from my psychic saying the same exact thing that my psychic said would happen. Well, the time came and I woke up one morning (months after reading and hearing) and felt something was amiss. I immediately meditated on the feeling and realized that I had missed out on a gateway opportunity for my abilities to grow.

The psychic told me that there was a time coming soon where my gift was meant to grow exponentially. But! I would miss it if I didn't get my "shit in order" (basically). There was something amiss with my life at the time (and even I wasn't entirely sure what it was) and if I didn't get it taken care of, my window of fate would pass me by. I didn't know, or didn't want to know what it was, and so I put it in the back of my mind and tried to ignore it.

You see, I had a huge well of self-doubt surrounding my innate abilities. I had grown up not believing that anything like that could exist and not be evil, bad or whatever. So, anytime I got a reading or some such thing, I would try to put it out of my mind and ignore it. Anytime, later in life, when I would try and do things consciously, I would end up with a really bad headache. I guess I just wasn't ready to embrace my calling as an Empath/slight-telepath (reading minds, or receiving).

Well, after a few moments meditating, the visit with the psychic and the creepily agreeing horoscope came flooding back to my conscious mind.

I cried.

I bawled my eyes out, knowing that I had failed to prepare myself for what was meant to happen. I had spit in the eye of fate and now await the day that I'll be given a second chance to grow. The thought scares me so much sometimes though (since I am slightly more sensitive to *that* side of existence than most).

That is my story. Long, but true.