One idiotic/silly thing you did today

On RuneScape, I accidentally said something out loud in a crowd of players that I wanted to PM. Not only was it fucking embarrassing, but the sentence I uttered broke at least 2 rules.

I don't like breaking rules intentionally.

i. did somhitn but i cant say. im like gonna pass out right now. i... shit my head is like brain dead right now like my skin is burning. maybe this post would be it then

I ran into a door at work.

I dropped jelly everywhere.

Wrong shoes in a bad weather

Was using my phone as a flashlight in the dark to find my phone... I was searching for 5 minutes.

Made a question on omegle to troll atheists, cause I'm bored as shit

Forgot to buy more spices.

When I woke up thanks to my audio system's alarm, I took my cellphone thinking it was the remote control to turn it off. And I kept trying for a while until I noticed it lol

Having this health shake for breakfast. Uuuuggghhh... I thought for some strange reason because it was healthy it'd make me feel likes flu-ish. Wrong... so wrong.

Accidentally capped the internet... Thought we were sitting on 7.2gbs, and was like 'Oh, well that's cool. 800mb left.'
Internet is still going slow... Check again, see 1gb of uploads. 'Fuck.'
Still have 8 days left till rollover :/

I didn't go to sleep an hour ago. I wake up at 0530. It's 2357.

Fapped, almost got caught, with the stuff ending up on my brief.

Paged my manager for the wrong department. I had heard my other co-worker page our manager to the Pro Audio department, I was working in Accessories. I needed help so I paged him and only after realized that it came out as "Can I get an A.M. or above to Pro Audio. A.M. above to Pro Au... I mean... Accessories. ACCESSORIES" *click*

*facepalms* I'm such an idiot! lmao

Woke up at 1 am.

looked for my phone for over 20 minutes (it was on my left pocket)

Don't laugh ok ....

I humped the air today while I had strong sexual urges in the middle of the woods.

I am fucking serious.

Stayed up until 7:30AM playing pokemon.

BWHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH



OT: Burned my pants in a freak heater accident.

Nodding off at work...but that's usual at my job. I'm surprised I haven't been reprimanded yet.