One idiotic thing you saw today

Did you see anything really stupid today?

I was walking to the store to get some drinks because it's just so dammed hot today, and I see a guy on his bike, going downhill...texting.

Two girls texting each other.

My dogs.

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My dogs are always idiots. They chase cats into a wall. Cat go under the hole in the wall. They run into it. Like my own fucking looney toons show.

My dog wakes up from sleeping, He stares at me (With a funny morning face)... I stare at him,
Then he barks at me; once... Then he just walks away.



WUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

I see hipsters coming out of Starbucks every day, if that counts.

that's not idiotic, that's cancer

My cat.

She's scared of my electric shaver, and I'd just finished shaving. She heard the sound of the shaver and waltzed into the bathroom - the source of the noise - and became mighty jumpy. I turned around, noticed she'd wandered in and knelt down... BAM jumped high in the air. I stopped making sudden movements and she sniffed my hand, hand felt uncomfortable from keeping it still for so long I moved it a little... BAM jumped in the air again and ran headfirst into the shower screen knocking it down (which was already off the wall, it was just leaning against it because we're too lazy to put it back up) and it made an almighty crash and amazingly enough it didn't smash. She then pelted out of the room.

Would've been funnier had it not been midnight.

The birds. They keep knocking their heads on my window just because they thought they could go in. It's irritating. I want peace when I nap.

My friend slipped on a banana peel. I'm not even joking, he ran into the kitchen to answer the phone and slipped on a banana peel that didn't make it in the trash apparently.

I know dat feel, bro.


OT: A car drives by me with a bushy bearded fellow driving, It was just him in the car... He was listening to Justin Bieber.

every time when i see people on teh internet still mistake Anime and Manga are Chinese's comic and animation style (especially on /a/ today)."Why do you like those Chinese books so much","where is this Chinese cartoon characters from"....Ain't even mad or pissed off,just not a cool way to have a good laugh.

My dog, he can roam in and out of the garage at will. In the summer time he stays inside the garage despite it being hotter in there. At least there is a breeze and shade outside. Then today it started to rain and of course now he decides he wants to go outside. He stands outside whining because he's getting wet.
Stupid dog.

OT: Faggots on /a/

I work at Walmart.
So many stories. They walk in to the dairy department and say "you dont sell milk here do you?" I point beside them "oh, there it is".
Or when people assume they are right about something and then I walk over to the item and prove them wrong.
People who shop there must drop some IQ apon entering.

Walmart, Starfucks, Borders bookstore. Fuck the stories i can tell.

There's still a Borders where you live? I thought they all went out pf business.

Before they closed. I kick many weebs legs, feet, sides because they were sitting in the middle of the walkways in the mango section. Which there fucking comfy chairs empty five feet away.

This thread. Yes this one.