One of the worst thing anyone can do to you

making kissy smacking noises. It's like raping my ears.

Indeed; once a friend of mine asked if her boyfriend was cheating on her and she REALLY looked devasted and I was like "Yes" and ahe just broke intears, her friends called me evil and she didn't spoke to me for like a week, of course I was like WTF man? She asked me >_>
its the same for me, id raher be told the truth upfronth than anyhin else

And besides "friends hurt each other with the truh in order not to destroy temselves with lies u_u" (a lil girly but its teh truth")

1.being loud 2.calling me a girl(i got loooong hair cause i hear metal) 3.hit an girl or being an ass to one
if someone do one of these i really wanna smack his face onto the ground^^

touching my stomach and my chin = I go beserk
and the statement: You can't do that because your a women (don't get me wrong I'm no freaking feminist, but don't underestimate me because I have a vagina)

LOL why?

In my country its a habit to pinch a child's cheeks and chin (or to be more specific the under chin fat) and go: oooh you'r so healthy = you'r so chubby ....I HATE that! my mother still does it to my sister, she doesn't mind but I can't even watch...urghhh

For me it is making fun of my Maxillary Prognathism. I go into blind rage when someone does it.

Poking me in the stomach.

I feel like hitting a girl is one of the lowest things anyone can do, along with cheating.

Kick me in the nuts... it´s extremely painful.

Make fun of my sister, betray my trust, and trying to touch my head.

Cross the line, I'll make his face remembers my fist for a long time.

When some one makes jokes about dead people.

When they insult my intelligence.

why?

It's one of those things as a mortician I feel that any corpse should be treated with the utmost respect no matter who they were.

Dude youre a mortician? Holy shit.

On Topic: Hit me with a car and not stop.

Dick move.

Keep making random remarks in order to get me to respond to them. Man, if your that desperate for attention, strip and run across town naked.

Even worse, make stupid sarcastic remarks about me in order to get that said response. So, you're asking for a fist in your face or something?

Repeatedly interrupt me. I usually just stop acknowledging your existence if you do this to me.

(Roommate Rant)

Judge. I really hate people assume what I can and cannot do and who am I. It's irritating. I don't do it to you, so don't do it!

Cheating: you cheat on me, i'll raise hell, or go as far as to leave the state.. I've told my current gf (we were discussing it at some stage) that if she did cheat on me, i'd probs get depressed and leave the state, never to return. that or have one of those 'throw everything in the room about' rages...

falsely accusing me of lying: if i'm telling the truth and you say i'm a liar, and constantly deny me when i say i'm not lying, i will get angry. if it happens at work, i'll walk off to the freezer and punch some boxes.

steal or damage my shit (eg: car, phone, ipod, money): I will hurt you. If they did something to my car, i'd probably go as far as try to run them down :/ Im really spiteful

touch my gf: I will break your face

I also don't like it when my friends start talking about something, and then when i chime in, they shut me down straight away and call me an idiot (i know, not much for friends, but meh) it doesn't help that my iq is 20 less than theirs (122 to 140+) and my speciality is cars, and theirs are maths and other things (one is a mathematician who also is good at science, one has pretty well rounded knowledge)

Don't hate me, I am angry, although i'm not a very physical person, id only really punch somebody if they made me really angry.. eg doing something to my gf or touch my car or belongings.
:3

Wow, that's quite far I say, but understandable. This reminds me on what I said to mine: just cheat on me once, it's over. Quick, clean and simple. Pretty much you are dead to me romantically. Best that will happen is just friends and that's how far it will go.