Pet Peeves/Quirks

[font=Verdana][color=green]What annoys me more than the "your/you're" situation is the deliberate use of "ur".

My friends ex gf used to have this thing where if you watch her while she eats she kinda gets embarassed for some reason. It was quite funny really. The first time I met her was at a fast food store so it was quite amusing.

I have this thing where if someone says something ridiculously stupid in one way or another I sometimes get annoyed with them and I also am rather bad at essentially people in general. I often find myself so bored or annoyed by other people that its hard to prevent myself literally telling them to fuck off. (this is in reference to people who like really stupid things, eg one of my friends likes Harry Potter and twilight TT,TT im like seriously? You're already 22, you should know vampires cant get erections...

Anyway yea, thats a huge problem I have with other people and my temper.

Quirks... god help me in counting them all. Lol Lets see, I have an addiction to apples, I have a weird habit of sitting in weird positions (ontop of my arm, upside down etc...) (this is oddly more frequent if I haven't eaten an apple within a few days... kinda like Ryuk from death note actually :/

I always sit alone and avoid people even if I like them and this is not due to shyness or anything.

Im pretty close to an insomniac, I'll constantly stay up till about 4 am playing go, (is a strategy game)

I have a tendancy when around clever people (in person) to start up random arguments with them about topics I am opposed to (eg trying to convince someone hitler wasn't racist)Just for the challenge.

In general most people call me a sadistic antisocial jerk basically. Lol But Im not really like that, I just kinda behave that way amongst large crowds especially amongst people my own age.

When I suffer withdrawal from either sugar or apples I start randomly laughing hysterically. Ya, like uncontrollably. I know, Im weird.

"I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds" - George Carlin

Seriously though, here's a list of obnoxious things that get under my skin.

Oafs in the way whilst browsing somewhere. Ugghh!
Texting in general. If only someone would invent a device you could talk into!
NWO conspiracy theorists. 9/11 Truthers. Basic gullible nutjobs.
Sankaku Complex.
Denial of modern medicine/sciences in favour of bronze age hocus pocus.

-Children that don't know when to shut up. Look flame me all you want but I don't want kids. Some are adorable and some you just want to shut up. I had to babysit some children a few months back and I had to CONSTANTLY monitor them on my already weak PC. Some were trying to play my guitar and one was on my wii.

-People who type "vulture style" (hovering over the keyboard only using their index fingers to type)

-People who chew with their mouth open. At times I eat these words because the food is too hot, but when that isn't the case with most people, It makes me want to get away from their area.

-I cannot walk in front of large crowds so when that happens I often walk uber fast or lean foward when walking

-When I say something stupid/unfunny IRL, I crack my knuckles or mumble something random to myself as a shock absorber to ease the pain of my epic fail.

People who don't carry their own weight. when there is work to be done, get the fuck to it. don't make excusses, don't hide, just do your fucking job.

Here, I have to agree...Especially when it's my dad texting "Dinner?" and I have to call him back cause I have no idea what to cook.

And as a lot of people said, table manners > <...and with that, pretentious ways of speaking. I don't know if that's particular to French speaking people, or to the environment I'm in, but people with poor table manners and a pretentious speach makes me hate them instantely. This is doubled when it's girls, I don't really know why lol.

Else than that uhm yeah, I guess in general I get annoyed easily, but since I was taught to keep my cool and have some self control, I usually never say anything.

People who are driving and think they are the most important motherfucker on the road. Rolls through stop signs, completely ignores that handy tool called a turn signal (As mentioned before) or is sitting there talking away on their phone not paying any attention to actually driving. People seem to forget that even the smallest car is at least 2300 lbs. Easily enough to kill someone if your stupid ass isn't paying attention.


It didn't bother me that much before, until I moved here. Drivers in this state are awful, and they need to get their licenses taken away.

Yes!
Along with those ranting about carts/baskets.
I work in a store as well. And when we're recovering for the night, it drives me CRAZY when people leave shit they suddenly don't want anywhere.
It ESPECIALLY bothers me when they put it in the wrong spot, but its only a few spots away from the ACTUAL spot it belongs. Idiots.

And on the topic of stores...customers who are coupon hogs.
I experienced this yesterday. An elderly woman comes to the counter with 3 cases of Boost, plus some more items in her cart. There is already a line formed behind her so I call up an extra cashier. But then she asks to do the Boost in 3 seperate orders so she can use coupons and then get a coupon back on each receipt. And then she'd use those to pay for what was in her cart.
I tried explaining to her that she can't do that many orders at once, and she is holding up the line. And she just started ranting how she is the customer.
But I am glad that I got her confused because I actually used logic when ringing her up. But my GOD. My manager asked me if I needed a cigarette after...and it was incredibly tempting.
And I only smoke when drinking.

being stared at while doing something. like, anything. i don't know.

quirks:

i prefer to sit in chairs without arms sideways. and even some with arms.

when i get excited about something and i'm near/with someone i know, i'll tug on their sleeve a bit and geek out.

Some of my quirks...
I'm known for sleeping in odd places/positions (especially after drinking).
I bite my lip a lot. Also have a habit of tugging on my lipring with my teeth.
I never wear chapstick nor lipgloss, only lick my lips.
I talk a lot when nervous. And my anxiety kicks in, I like to keep moving.

Actually, one of my greatest annoyances is whenever I catch myself procrastinating. I'm such a lazy ass sometimes. I oughter punch myself in the cock whenever that happens.

Some notable peeves and quirks of mine:

- I don't let anyone clean my room, I clean it myself. Because I tend to place and/or organize things in a personal way so as to easily remember where to get this and that... when other people clean my room they tend to be disasters - once I spent six hours undoing my mom's work on my room. I always plead to my mom NEVER to clean my room herself, but to this day she never listens, she just keeps doing it whenever she likes.

- I can't stand long lines. As long as it isn't a required thing I stay away from long lines.

- People who bring crying babies to public places, especially in conferences and worship services.

- Customers who have a rigid mindset of "customer is always right", and always end up shooting the messengers. And customers who complain loudly and excessively.

- Shrieking fans at concerts, they annoy the hell out of me. There are screams, which I can tolerate. Shrieks, like banshees who just got a stick rammed up their anus, are annoying and stupid.

- People who inflate their 15 minutes of fame and tries to make sure everyone remembers them. Last December while organizing our department's applicant resumes I came across one that included in achievements a regional beauty queen contest win.

quirks

when i eat finger food i have to look at it and negotiate which side has the most favor to place it on my tongue

people acting like there "gangster" espcialy around my town, i mean population less then 60 thousand and its out in the middle of nowere coverd in snow half the time and when its not its surrounded by corn. ya. come on, i seriously wana shoot those people.

also, when your talking to someone and there not even paying attention, i hate the "okay what now?" after youve finished your entire description. its so grrrr

Hate the word pop in conjunction for soda.
Can't look into people's eyes unless i know them.
Don't touch me, i have Polymorphous perversity, you can make me cum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymorphic_perversity
I hate the sound of someone scratching or moving something over polyester or like material... i will puke.
Don't like ketchup on anything except fried potatoes and use in sauces like cocktail or chili sauce.
Touch my kids with out asking i will murder you.. ^_-
Wash your fucking hands people when you leave the wash room... (oh shit wrong word.. i retarded) especially after you touch your cock and wipe your ass.
Can touch a door unless i have something to use as a glove.
NOTHING IN THE NUMBER SIX. No six ice cubes, no six forks on the table, and i hate my name JOSEPH since it six, so i make people call me joe or freak.
As you can tell i have OCD or Just a fucking Weirdo... there that six again.

i have a problem with words because i can't sound them out in my fucking skull right... damn coma.

Between your finger using, and my love of octopus legs, we'd have a hard time eating out together zigs. =P

It doesn't bother me in casual settings though. I don't mind or even notice it when it happens at so place like a fast food restaurant or a picnic. It only really bothers me when we are at a fancier place or maybe if I see someone doing it during (ugh) a business meeting/dinner. If friends do it, I don't really care - unless they are eating mash potatoes with their hands or something.

I procrastinate.
Hate the sound of someone handling an inflated rubber balloon, sends chills down my spine.
Someone who coughs near me and does not cover his/her mouth.

-I hate it when people touch or move the stuff in my room without asking me.

-Don’t like people who walk into a house wearing their shoes.

-Lazy people who never help out when it comes to group tasks and leave everything to me.

-People who walk slow in a confined space, forcing you to walk at their pace.

When people send me chain messages that involve a "scary story" with something bad (fictional) happening to a person who once got the story. And lastly the almighty, most ANNOYING words EVER: "Send to ____ people or else the same will happen to you!"

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