Random Events that left you laughing your head off.

I have to share this special AX 2013 moment.

It was the end of the “last comic standing,” me and Luke were talking about what we did that day since we weren't together at all till that moment. We started to ride the escalator.
Luke: So what did you do man?
Me: Believe it or not I have the BAT-HENTAI!!! [Arms raised in victory pose]
Luke: WHAT?! wait what just happen. -looks down-
(apparently the escalator stop right when I scream that line and the people behind us look in shock on what just happen)

Random person 1: Wait what did he say?
Random person 2: Wait is the escalator just as shock as we are?
ME: YAY we are walking now. [Victory pose again]
Luke: Russ, stop it man I don't know what just happen but I don't want lightning to strike us down right now, I mean this is like an act of God or something. Just move away from me man.

at that moment I nearly died laughing. This is by FAR my personal favorite Anime Expo moment.

2011's ax when I called a bomb threat for the miku concert. Ruin pervy's time if I remember correct.

Well a few things from Anime Expo

1 - I found 2 yaoi doujins from series I would never expect: Jojo's Bizzare Adventure and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

2 - At every hentai panel I went to (particularly Visual Novels and Naughty Figures) there was this guy who kept asking about Egyptian Phaoraoh incest porn

3 - My friend and I came up with a code word for fat people, which is Gutsman

I'm not sure how to react to that.

OT:
There's already a thread about this, pretty sure I made it, but I'll bite.

Some time ago that I can't exactly remember the date of, I went to Trader Joes with my step-father. We were talking on the way out and I wasn't really paying attention to where I was going. I was just following him. When we reached the car, I opened the door first since I was in the passenger seat. In that split second that I had opened the door, I noticed that something was wrong; my bag was missing, headphones weren't where I left them, and it looked a little dirtier. Then I heard someone scream. Yup. Wrong car. I quickly shut the door and yelled sorry. The woman came out and yelled back "YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!"

tl;dr
Scared the shit out of some woman because she didn't have the sense to lock her car (the cars were identical).

Nothing's really funny to me anymore.

I was at a skatepark, just cruising around and grinding once or twice. Just chillin'... When somebody just flew into the skatepark blazing fast.
He was taking jumps and flipping his board around like a baws.



Also, whenever a cartridge game starts glitching out, but you still try to play it anyways; that is always a good time.

Accidentally implied that you get dogs pregnant by shoving puppies into them... Then it kinda became a thing, and I brought it up again today, however I shall explain the context first:
So, there is three couples that hang out regularly, myself and my gf, two of my close friends, and then a friend from the club who recently got himself a girlfriend. When the friend hooked up, we told said they should 'mak babbies' (Which came from me telling the two close friends to 'kiss and mak babbies' cause they were fighting at the time)

Anyway, one of the close friends said that my girlfriend and I should mak babbies, I remembered the other thing, and kinda signalled pushing something up the girlfriend. They both cracked up laughing. The other two around us had no idea what was going on. good fun.

Other than that, racing today was pretty good. I ran into a friend and broke my suspension arm again... There was a pile-up of like four short course trucks, and I ran full pelt into my friends truck. Snapped my suspension arm mount thing clean in half. After the race, I said he got me back for snapping his wheel at our drifting event, when he ran into me.
And, just for clarification, it's remote control cars I'm talking about here.

Eh, things happen, but they are more of a 'you had to be there' kinda thing. Context and all that shit. Like the ones I posted, no where near as funny in text form

A drunk guy getting dragged out of the train because the police can't carry him out.

I saw a bird hit a parked car once.

Still "hate" you for that...;)

Our group had a moment like that at Expo this year as well, we recorded commentary for the first episode of Free! And also we did it for an episode of Golden Boy as well!

Good Times!

Is there a copy on youtube?

I find a plethora of things hilarious. Want specifics? That's entirely too bad... I don't have any for you right now.

I've got it on my voice recorder. I'll have to check out the quality and do some editing to make sure all the clips flow properly.

Wow you are alive, I havent seen you post in forever

OT: People falling off trampolines

Had a random old guy at work stop while walking out the door, turn to me, and say "I like you... you're a FINE looking woman!" and then walk out the door. It was so randoml I was laughing until I was almost crying.

I won't go to my default funny story, I'll use a different one.

For the sake of time, I'll abbreviate the beginning of the story. Me and my brother had a party when my mom went away. We drank, smoked, and probably did some other shit, but a few of us were still awake in the morning, most likely from coke. We decided to go to the park near my house and walk around in the woods.

This is the part I like...

While we were in the woods, I saw a sapling, or a young tree. Without thinking, I pulled the sapling out of the ground, ran out of the woods into the park, and interrupted a barbeque that was going on. I was already in a situation, so I asked to see the elder of their tribe. I had to ask for a while, but eventually they told this really old guy that I wanted to talk to him. Once we were face to face, I gave him the sapling, told him that it was a peace offering from my clan to his, and ran back into the woods.

Friends and I out at a restaurant. Waitress was noticeably well-endowed. While she went away, we started upon our expert opinions upon female attractiveness when one of my friends jokingly suggested that one of us ask her "Excuse me, can you repeat that while bouncing?"

She was standing right behind him.

I think I allready wrote of this somewhere on Fakku but whatever.

I was shopping for groceries at our local supermarket, when two guys in a shopping kart whooshed past me yelling and shouting.
I was like WTF? for a second, then I burst out laughing.

Somebody posted the "Intredasting" pic about a week ago. It's hard to overstate how hard I laughed at it.

Was drinking beer with one of my buddies, and he starts talking bout his wife, complaining to me about her having had 3 other guys before him...

Then he tells me that on their 2nd date when they where in a restaurant she just randomly tells him with a matter-of-fact and innocent expression "you know, i found having sex in a car is rather uncomfortable. You arent gonna fuck me in a car, are you?"