Real Life Trolling and Troublemaking

I'd like to hear some of your ideas on how to do it in real life.
Here's one a friend came up with:
Go to a library and check out a number of books. Turn to the 404th page, go over every word with a black marker. Then circle the page number and next to it write the page you were looking for could not be found. Replace book. Allow mayhem to develop.

Speaking of libraries, I need to move the religious texts into the fiction section.

You are just fucking amazing.

+rep for that. Made me laugh hard.

Write penis on the board before your teacher comes in. The teacher will erase. Write again for a couple of days. Eventually, draw a big dick, and write, the more you rub it the bigger it gets.

Aren't they suppose to be on kid section along with Cinderella and stuff?

Yeah I think so.

i went around cutting power to houses once.. does that count?

Run into your class, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country." and then run off somewhere. (This works anywhere really).

Abuse your girlfriend.

Tell a kid you'll throw a party for his birthday (or something), and plan everything for him, including invites. Don't prepare anything at all, and make him spend the day alone.

Kill yourself.

Lold hard

Buy a large quantity of traffic cones and place them at intersections while no one is watching to redirect traffic.

gz at destroying decent fiction -.- on the on topic black out peoples license plates XD

I was in a christian book shop and they had a book about religion & terrorists and I put a sticky on the front page that said in lardge letters "BOOM".

There was a consert at my school and in the changing area there was this chair that had no bottom so I put a bucket underneath and a sign saying if you need the loo please use the bucket and some people did.

I was in a resturaunt and changed the signs to the male and female bathrooms around.

Fukken lol'd

I think I've read this joke before, where was it?

Get like 10 people who all have to take a shit, then go to Wendy,s and have them all shit in one toilet one after another, pity whoever has to clean that up.....

Jeez Sneaky. May as well cut to the chase and just shit on the floor.

I used to walk around crowded areas and sing Oingo Boingo's "I love little girls" in a fairly loud voice. Don't know if it counts as trolling but it pissed a lot of people off.

All you have to do is get a rise out of someone, Vowels. You devil, you~

I go the easy route because it's fun. I just mention religion and oppose everyone's views at the same time.

nah dude, switch people's license plates



like Scientology?