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Return of "A Fakku Christmas Story" a yearly tradition
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Twas the night before Christmas, all alone in the house
Only the faint sound of clicking that came from my mouse.
The mailbox was cleaned up and painted with care,
In hopes that an onahole soon would be there.
The vanilla I browsed, reading page after page.
Avoiding NTR, or else I would rage.
After finally choosing a yuri night-cap,
I'd just settled in for a long winter’s fap.
When came from my window there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I opened the blind,
But what was outside it was what blew my mind.
The moon shined softly on her skin so white,
And the smile she gave me melted away all my fright.
"I'm the Ero-Santa!" She said with a grin,
So I opened the window and let right her in.
To inside she jumped, so lively and quick,
And wrapped her warm hands around my hard dick.
"Tis the eve of Christmas," she said, "Not a night for yourself!"
"So tonight come be naughty with this Christmas elf!"
Her hair was so soft, and lips tasted cherry,
And her boobs jiggled more than two bowls of jelly.
Through oppai and oral my first load did blow,
And covered her face with my hot Christmas snow.
I sensed then behind me someone did appear,
"Oh my, look at this, my sister is here!"
So with two lusty Santa's my night did continue,
With their pussys and asses next on my menu.
It went on all night as we fucked at our leisure,
And lost track of time, so engulfed by the pleasure.
They said to me as they faded with the first morning light,
"A Happy Christmas to all, but to YOU a good-night!"
Merry Christmas Fakku
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bongzilla
Your Weird Cousin
Was really into it until you rhymed "cherry" with "jelly".
I'd probably also take points off for rhyming "leisure" with "pleasure" (depending on the person, it'll be pronounced "lee-zhur" instead of "leh-zhur")
I'd probably also take points off for rhyming "leisure" with "pleasure" (depending on the person, it'll be pronounced "lee-zhur" instead of "leh-zhur")
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
bongzilla wrote...
Was really into it until you rhymed "cherry" with "jelly".I think @nutritiousgoop-8818374 would take offense to cherry's jelly being tasted.
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animefreak_usa wrote...
bongzilla wrote...
Was really into it until you rhymed "cherry" with "jelly".I think @nutritiousgoop-8818374 would take offense to cherry's jelly being tasted.
Id taste it once out of curiosity if i was allowed TBH
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
bongzilla wrote...
I'd probably also take points off for rhyming "leisure" with "pleasure" (depending on the person, it'll be pronounced "lee-zhur" instead of "leh-zhur")Whoever pronounces it "lee-zhur" is weird.
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I remember when fakku appreciated creativity more than grammatical correctness, but then they also where doing the 12 onaholes of christmas during that time too, so the first part of the poem is now irrelevant... And "cherry" and "jelly" are also rhymed in the original 'Night before Christmas" poem, in case none of you had it read to you as a kid. Its too bad im too lazy to pay for my dojin, or id still be active here.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Kuronin wrote...
And "cherry" and "jelly" are also rhymed in the original 'Night before Christmas" poemIt also works if you have a thick scottish accent or are Japanese speaking English since they often pronounce Rs as Ls
Or have a lisp and pronounce Rs and Ls as Ws.
Edit: Now I've read all this out loud in my attempt at a scottish accent and it is amusing to me.
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
Gravity cat wrote...
Kuronin wrote...
And "cherry" and "jelly" are also rhymed in the original 'Night before Christmas" poemIt also works if you have a thick scottish accent or are Japanese speaking English since they often pronounce Rs as Ls
Or have a lisp and pronounce Rs and Ls as Ws.
Edit: Now I've read all this out loud in my attempt at a scottish accent and it is amusing to me.
And the thought of you doing so amuses me. :)
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bongzilla
Your Weird Cousin
Gravity cat wrote...
bongzilla wrote...
I'd probably also take points off for rhyming "leisure" with "pleasure" (depending on the person, it'll be pronounced "lee-zhur" instead of "leh-zhur")Whoever pronounces it "lee-zhur" is weird.
Or American. It's sort of like the multiple pronunciations of either (as "ee-ther" or "aye-ther").