Sabotage

Have you ever sabotaged a friend or family member? Ever wanted to? Over a girl/boy or something you wanted? Just for the fun of it? Pranks can be a load of fun and a great stress reliever, and being a real life troll to people who love you almost never ends in tears... almost.

This morning I woke up and saw my brothers groceries list on the fridge, and next to it was the pen he used to write it with. I decided to add a few choice ingredients to the list. Being the idiot that I am I decided to add poo to the list, I didnt place it at the bottom so i think there might be a bit of confusion when the time comes to buy things. At the very least my mom will look at the list and think about how much of an idiot that I am.

So how about you fakku? Are you a rl troll?

Constantly. I troll my friends. And my family. I took the DVD reader out of my friends computer. I went around my house and put all the batteries in everything backward. I constantly pick pocket my friends and text on their phones in class while right next to them. Alt+f4 on my friends computers when they are in the middle of something. Things like that.

you dick!

I troll my friends a lot, an example is when my friend was chattin' up this chick he liked. I was at his house at the time, and he had just left his computer to go to the bathroom. I decided this would be a good time to freak the shit out of him. So I screen capped his convo and background, took it to MS Paint, edited out the last typed message by him, and replaced it with the words, "I want to fuck your brains out" and made it his background. Then I just watched as he got back being suspicious as he saw the smirk on my face and knew I had done something to the convo. It was quite fun to watch him try and frantically activate the non existent window that was his background cussing and telling me he would kill me. Good times. :D

michief me in my former school...
-toilet cherry bombs
-getting lightbulbs, and throwing them in front of the principal's room
-I wont pay at the canteen.(hahaha SUCKERS)
-putting STONES, LIFTS, DUMBELLS, and anything heavy. inside the bags of my classmates
-I don't like to vandalize, just barricading the chairs into the door and escape through the window
-locking all the bathroom doors, of course when there is class
-mixing, jumbling, replacing fake. KEYS
-GWAHAHAHAHA, placing porn to all computers in the school, HAHAHAHAHAHA
-oh yeah, virus at the computers of the faculty staff

In primary school, i borrowed a book from our class room and didn't turn it back for a while. Our teacher was getting furious as she couldn't find the culprit. During break, i took that book out of my desk and hide it in another one far from mine.

The next day, our teacher ordered us to check our desks. Naturally i kept an eye on the guy i've tricked and he was surprised about what he's found. He discreetly took the book and slided it in the nearby unused desk. He timidly raised his hand and said he's found the book in the desk next to him. Of course it was obvious to everybody that he was lying and that he was the culprit from the very beggining... And as the teacher scolded him telling him to stop lying (because he kept saying it wasn't his fault), he began to cry a lot.

The only thing i was thinking at the moment was: "Thank god i escaped that".

in my high school days,my peers erased all the data from the computer lab (using a very large stereo magnet)by pasing it around the CPU's of the computers. The admin thought that their circuit breakers were responsible (we also destroyed the circuit breakers) they also carried investigations and even called the police.it even erased the data about the report cards and other track records.
(damn....scariest day of my life)

Well sometimes I dont act alone....

-me and one of the school idols in high school made a confession letter for the class president of the A class, asking him to meet her at the basketball court at noon... we watched at the fire exit on the 3rd floor as he waited for an hour for nothing....

-changed my friend's loaded UMD which was Need 4 Speed Undercover into Hello Kitty World (at least that was the title i think)

-younger cousin was playing super mario in a famicom console who reached world 8-2 after how many hours of playing, gone when i 'unintentionally' pressed reset button with my foot...

I done stupid shit before. There was this one high school teacher who couldn't speak much english, so I kept playing with him. I confused him so much one time the whole class time we didn't learn anything. Another is the classic, pretend to help a friend with an online game and tell them to do alt + f4 or any variation which ends up making the game close on them! xDDDDD


The biggest one I probably done kinda recently, was "accidentally" erase my friend's disgaea save by overwriting it with mine which had nothing. He was pretty pissed since he had spent over 300 hours into the game. :X

Hahaha I use to use magnets on the screens at my HS since they got alot of new moniters me and a friend went of a rampage and messed up almost all the libray computer lol I overheard the district tech guys complaing about it for a good half hour lol I did it agian but got caught and suspended for 45 days and got charged with criminal mischief and charge 300 dollars of restitution lol all worth it though

I think you told us about it when you did it. I just wanted to say that this is a dick move.

My best mate has made it his personal mission to make sure that I never get laid again.

Well, in Grade 6, my French teacher was Egyptian (lolwut). I don't know how this relates, but on the class computers, I opened up media player, and played some looped noises of bee's buzzing, crickets chirping, and some random person saying aardvark over and over again. I turned the monitors off so she didn't know, and balsted the volume. She was so pissed.

Then, there's obvious stuff, like deleting save files and stuff. I caused a power outage for the entire school TWICE, and they never suspected me. Rickroll'd my whole school, and also hacked the school's main computer, so that the announcements consisted of two girls moaning alot.

Fun stuff.

Well I sometimes I goto school and find the page 404 on some textbooks and black em out put page not found ^^ and yeah I got this idea from fakku ^^

Always. I love to be on the attack; annoying people from constantly poking to laxative use to prank call. My friends used to prank call a Chinese restaurant and asked for dog balls while we asked a Mexican restaurant for Chinese food.

Although while we fool around too much, they have constantly told me to stop showing this face all the time:

ALt + F4 your friend is fun, even funner when they're playing an Online game... lol

other than that

When I locked My sister's private folder, hide it, and told my family it was caused by a virus.

Nope. I never troll IRL (and never have trolled, for that matter).

first off. you two deserved to be shot. second. i ive seen this done before and pretended to go along with it until i knew exactly what was going on then i took the girl by the collar and more or less dragged her into the classroom the kid was waiting in gave her a bitch slap and told him to after i explained what was going on. sure her mom threw a bitch fit and i got suspended... for exactly one DAY after i explained what happend to the princy. he was veeeerry sympathetic about it. something tells me it happend to him in his past.

Hmmm, the worst kind of pranks are the ones that deal with emotions; especially love when many people are never secure/comfortable with. It isn't a joke, that's just out-right bullying; which I will never resort to.

wich is why i bitch slaped the whore. it was funny tho, I heard she was braging that she got my suspended, but I was back the next day. when she saw me i could see her face turn colours from red to purple and back agian. was hilarious