School of Hard Knocks
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As somebody of ye olden times that I can't be arsed to look up has said, "To err is human".
And so, my fellow human beans, what are some things that you have learned the hard way?
Some little diddies of my own:
There's tonnes more, but the list is long enough already.
And so, my fellow human beans, what are some things that you have learned the hard way?
Some little diddies of my own:
Spoiler:
There's tonnes more, but the list is long enough already.
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So whats sex like ? Does it feel good old timer ? The reason I'm asking is because I can't create threads til September. Don't feel like telling so don't ask
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When someone is carrying a "ratchet," it doesn't matter what people tell you a "ratchet" is, it's a gun.
Buy from the toughest mother fucker around. Even if he doesn't have the best shit, you're still in a secure situation, and have an inside track to get good deals when he gets a better product.
Buy from the toughest mother fucker around. Even if he doesn't have the best shit, you're still in a secure situation, and have an inside track to get good deals when he gets a better product.
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"Rub soap on your penis, it gets bigger when you do so." - I got no idea when I've heard of this one. Probably around grade school.
"F_CK, now all I need is U."
"Lady Luck just came all over my test paper."
EDIT:
"Men don't cry when they're sad, they only cry when they got kicked in the balls."
"Always keep a condom in your wallet in case of unexpected sex."
"Sex is never safe in school."
"You're supposed to enjoy your exam, not complain about it."
"F_CK, now all I need is U."
"Lady Luck just came all over my test paper."
EDIT:
"Men don't cry when they're sad, they only cry when they got kicked in the balls."
"Always keep a condom in your wallet in case of unexpected sex."
"Sex is never safe in school."
"You're supposed to enjoy your exam, not complain about it."
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SolidShark wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
-Some women think it's hot to kiss you right after they've given you a blowjob. They don't tell you that they didn't swallow.
Don't give a shit 'bout it. I tasted my own semen and it's not bad. Just somewhat too strong taste sometimes.
If I wanted to be guzzling cum, I'd be working shifts at glory holes for some cheap cash.
avorix wrote...
So whats sex like ? Does it feel good old timer ? The reason I'm asking is because I can't create threads til September. Don't feel like telling so don't askDon't see how that's relevant to the thread, but sex is good. Varying degrees of such. Never had a truly bad experience.
Also, I did not know that you still held the V-card. Holding out for marriage?
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
SolidShark wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
-Some women think it's hot to kiss you right after they've given you a blowjob. They don't tell you that they didn't swallow.
Don't give a shit 'bout it. I tasted my own semen and it's not bad. Just somewhat too strong taste sometimes.
If I wanted to be guzzling cum, I'd be working shifts at glory holes for some cheap cash.
avorix wrote...
So whats sex like ? Does it feel good old timer ? The reason I'm asking is because I can't create threads til September. Don't feel like telling so don't askDon't see how that's relevant to the thread, but sex is good. Varying degrees of such. Never had a truly bad experience.
Also, I did not know that you still held the V-card. Holding out for marriage?
Yeah will sorta. I'm actually looking to loose it to a friend that I made a promise too when I was younger.
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- No matter how much spray and cream you put on, bugs will eat you to death.
- People will start fights with your for no reason.
- Friends are assholes, trust carefully, even after two or three years.
- Drinking cold water on hot days really does help.
- Life is what you make of it.
- People will start fights with your for no reason.
- Friends are assholes, trust carefully, even after two or three years.
- Drinking cold water on hot days really does help.
- Life is what you make of it.
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Some things I learned the hard way. Hmm...
- Learning how to be around people.
- Punching solid, jagged ice when it is winter time barehanded is a generally bad idea.
- Learning what is the bite handle and the safe handle on a butterfly knife, and f'ing up my finger figuring it out.
- Tuna and Doritos don't mix with mint ice cream.
- How to NOT drop in on a ramp on a skateboard.
- How to NOT ride a dirt bike (everyone has to learn the hard way).
- Licking razor sharp metal generally isn't a bright idea.
- Grabbing the sparking end of a sparkler is naht good.
- Girls generally don't like it when you attempt to survey what undergarments they have in their armory.
- Telling that friend that you can put thumbtacks in an air gun. Spoiler alert, that was probably the worst idea ever.
- Learning how to be around people.
- Punching solid, jagged ice when it is winter time barehanded is a generally bad idea.
- Learning what is the bite handle and the safe handle on a butterfly knife, and f'ing up my finger figuring it out.
- Tuna and Doritos don't mix with mint ice cream.
- How to NOT drop in on a ramp on a skateboard.
- How to NOT ride a dirt bike (everyone has to learn the hard way).
- Licking razor sharp metal generally isn't a bright idea.
- Grabbing the sparking end of a sparkler is naht good.
- Girls generally don't like it when you attempt to survey what undergarments they have in their armory.
- Telling that friend that you can put thumbtacks in an air gun. Spoiler alert, that was probably the worst idea ever.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Don't don't try to understand women. Just smile, nod and agree and have a big ass wallet full the cash.
Don't drink and drive.... you usually go home with a beast bitch.
Whiskey dick is real.
Coke is one hella of a drug. Ninjas on the lawn.
If you wake up in mexico with no pants... buy pants.
Don't drink and drive.... you usually go home with a beast bitch.
Whiskey dick is real.
Coke is one hella of a drug. Ninjas on the lawn.
If you wake up in mexico with no pants... buy pants.
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Getting blackout drunk is always a bad thing.
The pins on the back of processors are very fragile.
Dont date the strange girl at work.
Always make sure your rent money goes to the rent.
The pins on the back of processors are very fragile.
Dont date the strange girl at work.
Always make sure your rent money goes to the rent.
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echoeagle3
Oppai Overlord
Getting drunk is overrated
If your ex convict brother wants to borrow your car, don't give it to him.
When you first get roommates make sure to have earplugs. They will make all kinds of noise right as you are trying to go to sleep.
Pay very very close attention to your wallet when at a strip club
don't listen to military recruiters, a lot of times they are full of shit
If a girl comes up to you and tells you to grab her ass, don't do it.
If your ex convict brother wants to borrow your car, don't give it to him.
When you first get roommates make sure to have earplugs. They will make all kinds of noise right as you are trying to go to sleep.
Pay very very close attention to your wallet when at a strip club
don't listen to military recruiters, a lot of times they are full of shit
If a girl comes up to you and tells you to grab her ass, don't do it.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
- Head/earphones of any quality will eventually break. Some quicker than others.
- Continuously turning down invitations to go out at some point in your friendship with someone will eventually make them think you'll always say no, even when you start taking the effort
- Not every one of your friends is a genuine friend. Some may cut off contact with you for skewed reasoning, others may only speak to you when they want a favour.
- Your ex can and probably will date one of your friends. Unless she's wrecking the friendship you have with said friend, don't be a dick about it.
- Respond to your friend as soon as you notice he's messaged you to go to a festival. You'll probably forget to respond and he'll get the arse with you for unintentionally ignoring him
- Sheds get really hot in hot weather.
- Plants require watering at least once every other day in hot weather.
- Wearing clothes in hot weather makes me sweat buckets.
- Getting kicked in the balls is painful
- At some point while minding your own business, you'll get a mouthy teenager harrassing you unprovoked for no real reason. You won't be able to do anything to "teach him a lesson" as he'll be accompanied by his friends.
- Getting shitfaced to the extent that you wake up on your friend's living room floor, you don't know what happened after you drank an entire bottle of mixed alcohol with only stories from various people telling of how you had to be carried to the back garden because you couldn't walk there yourself to have a piss is a sure sign that you drank too much.
- Getting shitfaced and waking up feeling mostly fine and dandy the next morning earns the respect of your friend's step-dad.
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Pumpjack McGee wrote...
-Some women think it's hot to kiss you right after they've given you a blowjob. They don't tell you that they didn't swallow.I think that's super hot.
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Cormac wrote...
Pumpjack McGee wrote...
-Some women think it's hot to kiss you right after they've given you a blowjob. They don't tell you that they didn't swallow.I think that's super hot.
Makes sense for one of our resident traps to be prone to the occasional semen-slurpee.
New one:
-When you lend something to someone, be sure to tell them the technical details first- and don't presume that they actually know how it works.
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I have a new one - make sure to update all websites with new shipping address, as you may order something and have it shipped to the old address.
An older one....let people hit me, it's funny to see them break their fingers.
^
Does that one even count?
An older one....let people hit me, it's funny to see them break their fingers.
^
Does that one even count?
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Don't have much now, but I'll say a few things:
If someone tells you to keep your guard up, then by god you better do so.
You remember that movie when that kid licked a lamppost in the middle of winter? Don't do that.
Screen protectors exist for a reason.
If someone tells you to keep your guard up, then by god you better do so.
You remember that movie when that kid licked a lamppost in the middle of winter? Don't do that.
Screen protectors exist for a reason.
