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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Neruku wrote...
OT: I miss my husband, due to visa laws we will be separated for a long time to come :( so I bought this to hopefully get some more satisfaction, although there's no vibe that can replace flesh and blood combined with love *sobs**hugs Neru*
There, there, Miss Neru. It'll all work out in the end, I'm sure. Just keep thinking positive. :)
OT: OK, seriously, what the hell IS that monkey spanker?!
EDIT: Never mind, I just saw the instructions. :|
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artcellrox wrote...
*hugs Neru*
There, there, Miss Neru. It'll all work out in the end, I'm sure. Just keep thinking positive. :)
Thank you, how sweet of you :)
artcellrox wrote...
OT: OK, seriously, what the hell IS that monkey spanker?!
EDIT: Never mind, I just saw the instructions. :|
I still can't imagine that this 'wrench' thing could feel good O_o
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Neruku wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
OT: OK, seriously, what the hell IS that monkey spanker?!
EDIT: Never mind, I just saw the instructions. :|
I still can't imagine that this 'wrench' thing could feel good O_o
It seems as though some pleasure seems to come from hitting the balls, and not just stroking.
WHAT PART OF "OUR NUTS ARE OUR WEAK POINTS" DON'T YOU MANUFACTURERS NOT GET?! There is a reason we ask girls to be gentle with them!
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artcellrox wrote...
Neruku wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
OT: OK, seriously, what the hell IS that monkey spanker?!
EDIT: Never mind, I just saw the instructions. :|
I still can't imagine that this 'wrench' thing could feel good O_o
It seems as though some pleasure seems to come from hitting the balls, and not just stroking.
WHAT PART OF "OUR NUTS ARE OUR WEAK POINTS" DON'T YOU MANUFACTURERS NOT GET?! There is a reason we ask girls to be gentle with them!
Well, some guys do get off from pain. All the reason why S&M is a hell of a good time for some people.
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drfeathers wrote...
Flaser wrote...
EchelonV wrote...
I've got a fleshlight myself, it was kind of cheap but I wanted to give it a shot. It honestly doesn't do much for me, but I'd be curious in trying out a higher quality one sometime, something with a vibration function might be nice. I also wish I could set it up somewhere to where I could just bang it with my body... if that makes sense, lol. And not just jackoff with it. So far...
My hand: 1
Fleshlight: 0
lol
1. Put a towel on the bed (so you won't make a mess) and lay the Flesh-light on top of it.
2. Fold a big pillow and put it on top of the Flesh-light .
3. If you lay down on the pillows you should be pinning the Flesh-light to the bed.
4. Add more folds/pillows if necessary.
5. Put a folded up sock or another pillow beneath the Flesh-light if your bed's too soft to keep it aligned.
Happy "banging"!
Pretty much this. I did this a lot while taking antidepressants as it was nearly impossible to orgasm any other way. Off meds, though, I come after just a few seconds of doing that :X.
Quoting this again because I've done something like this three times now... haha. I don't know if I got the technique you guys are describing down right, do you guys lay on top of everything? It's hard to describe though I don't know if I can do that. However I realized my desk is level with my waist area and everything... so well, I got a towel, put the fleshlight on top of it, then a big pillow above it... and that works amazingly well. Then I put some bugs on the corners of the pillow to weight it down itself.
(not to mention for some more TMI, I tend to jerk off and finish standing up nowadays anyways as is. Feels a lot better to me than just sitting down to be honest, I feel like my releases are much more powerful).
It's been a fun last few nights to say the least, haha... finally putting this thing to good use! Kind of nice place to do it too since I'm right in front of the monitor. I guess that's a bit nasty to do this there, haha, but that's what the towel is for and everything. I noticed I can go for quite awhile doing this too, maybe just because it's new or something.
Anyways yeah... thanks again for the tip, this is fun. lol'd
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Well, it's now official. :/
Anyone here willing to buy an onacup for me? :|
Anyone here willing to buy an onacup for me? :|
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artcellrox wrote...
Well, it's now official. :/Anyone here willing to buy an onacup for me? :|
I would say to wait for some sort of expo or convention. If you live in a place nearby that is. Try to get somebody to buy one for you and you pay them?
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
The Randomness wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Well, it's now official. :/Anyone here willing to buy an onacup for me? :|
I would say to wait for some sort of expo or convention. If you live in a place nearby that is. Try to get somebody to buy one for you and you pay them?
No, more specifically, I can't use credit to buy them. The account I have is a joint between me and my mom, and it can be checked online. :/
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artcellrox wrote...
The Randomness wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Well, it's now official. :/Anyone here willing to buy an onacup for me? :|
I would say to wait for some sort of expo or convention. If you live in a place nearby that is. Try to get somebody to buy one for you and you pay them?
No, more specifically, I can't use credit to buy them. The account I have is a joint between me and my mom, and it can be checked online. :/
This is a bit tougher than expected... Have you searched for any nearby adult stores?
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
The Randomness wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
The Randomness wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Well, it's now official. :/Anyone here willing to buy an onacup for me? :|
I would say to wait for some sort of expo or convention. If you live in a place nearby that is. Try to get somebody to buy one for you and you pay them?
No, more specifically, I can't use credit to buy them. The account I have is a joint between me and my mom, and it can be checked online. :/
This is a bit tougher than expected... Have you searched for any nearby adult stores?
:/
I don't really feel like going to Google Maps to find "sex shops near UCLA". :P
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artcellrox wrote...
The Randomness wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
The Randomness wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Well, it's now official. :/Anyone here willing to buy an onacup for me? :|
I would say to wait for some sort of expo or convention. If you live in a place nearby that is. Try to get somebody to buy one for you and you pay them?
No, more specifically, I can't use credit to buy them. The account I have is a joint between me and my mom, and it can be checked online. :/
This is a bit tougher than expected... Have you searched for any nearby adult stores?
:/
I don't really feel like going to Google Maps to find "sex shops near UCLA". :P
Lol, as someone who used to study there and still visits on occasion, I know there are two shops you can go to that are sort of close. One is Hustler on Sunset Blvd. (near Sunset/San Vicente) and the other is The Pleasure Chest on Santa Monica (Santa Monica/Genessee) blvd. The Pleasure Chest is somewhat classier, but Hustler is more accessible. Either way, you can take the Metro 2 bus to get there.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Nekohime wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
The Randomness wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
The Randomness wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Well, it's now official. :/Anyone here willing to buy an onacup for me? :|
I would say to wait for some sort of expo or convention. If you live in a place nearby that is. Try to get somebody to buy one for you and you pay them?
No, more specifically, I can't use credit to buy them. The account I have is a joint between me and my mom, and it can be checked online. :/
This is a bit tougher than expected... Have you searched for any nearby adult stores?
:/
I don't really feel like going to Google Maps to find "sex shops near UCLA". :P
Lol, as someone who used to study there and still visits on occasion, I know there are two shops you can go to that are sort of close. One is Hustler on Sunset Blvd. (near Sunset/San Vicente) and the other is The Pleasure Chest on Santa Monica (Santa Monica/Genessee) blvd. The Pleasure Chest is somewhat classier, but Hustler is more accessible. Either way, you can take the Metro 2 bus to get there.
Heyo, fellow (former) Bruin!
And yeah, The Randomness already mentioned Hustler, but thanks anyway for PC.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Hot damn! Why aren't we planning a meet-up? We could even check out Anime Expo 2011 and kill two birds with one stone! :D
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I tried to plan a Roscoe's meetup one time, but that sorta fell through. Or maybe a Little Toyko meetup is better? In any case well, the next closest con is Long Beach Comic Con...not sure if I'm going there yet, but some of my friends are.
Aaaaaanyway, back to sex toys.
Aaaaaanyway, back to sex toys.