Sex Toys (for everyone!)

Holy mother of a chess set.

I'd play that thing all day long.
But it is quite expensive.

Burnt machine smell is nature's way of telling you to replace that toy with something sturdier! O_O

Out of curiousity, which other fleshlights have you tried? I've been wanting to get a second toy for a long-ass time.

my boyfriend got me into toys (for him and I) now I have a drawer full and a lock chest I keep at my boyfriends place. Ranging from vibrators/dildos to gags and restraints. I am not to sure what the brand of my products are but I do love them. 3 basic vibrators(stick) and 1 with the rabbit ears/dildo. 1 dildo which I don't like to much. 1 gag. oh and his toys include the cyberskin and other toys for him to use while I am not visiting him ;)

But can one actually play chess with all the pieces? Hardmode: no hands... yes, that way

Damn that's beyond expensive. They don't look very sexual though.

Some weird ones here and there I guess. I've been buying everything from Nawtythings.com, here's what I have/had:

- Big Man Masturbator - Terrible, I'm either too big for it or it's just really freaking weird. Half the thing is the "entrance", hard to explain I guess but it's just this big opening with a bunch of feelers sticking out... surely for the touch, but it was just weird. Didn't work at all for me. lol, seriously doesn't even seem that big though. I'd guess the actual length is 3 inches inside or something.
- Sue Johnson Head Honcho - These I dig a good bit, but they really do lose their touch after a little bit of use. I had the original for the longest time before I started buying more, I've gone through two Super ones that are a bit longer. They're not bad, just have to be gentle at first.

I guess that's it. I got some weird anal thing that's not even worth mentioning. It was so freaking weird and doesn't look appealing at all, haha. Just didn't work for me. Being bigger than average makes this all really tough to figure out, haha...

I dumped $40 on the Cassie Riley cyberskin or something. I think I might just go for these for now. They're a bit more work, much bigger than a normal fleshlight but totally worth it to me. I mean it even looks nice just looking at it and stuff. You guys got me completely hooked on lube now and I even kind of get a kick out of fingering it to make sure it's lubed up a bit inside itself. Really is like I've just got a nice detached vagina in front of me, lol.

I've been using it a lot for awhile now and it's still very tight. I probably explained my process before, but I can set it up on my desk in front of me while pinning it down with weights and junk, then just go to town... but the thing I really like is that by flipping it around (say I'm taking a girl from behind now or something), it even kind of has a different feel going into it. Same with having it on the sides. So definitely another plus over the normal fleshlights I've tried, that feel the same all the way around, that and this thing really keeps its tightness after a lot more use so far. I'm very pleased and definitely good to go for awhile with this one. I definitely want to say I've probably used it 20-30 times so far, at least?... hard to say but it's been awhile and still fits amazingly well. EDIT: Yeah some of my last posts were in April, talking about that anal fleshlight I got. I got the Cassie Riley one almost right after, so been using it pretty frequently for 3 months now. I don't really use anything else now.

Also, yes I sometimes like to splooge in them now haha. It's got an exit though so it's not bad cleaning up at all.

But yeah that said I'm definitely very interested in trying out more now. The Cassia Riley one is vag only, but some of the others nawtythings have supposedly have both that and the ass. The Jamie Lynn one looks tempting.

And then those huge ones that are ~$150... I am definitely believing they're probably fucking amazing, but yeah that's an investment. I really might consider it someday, haha who knows.

My logic ...I like masturbating and watching hentai/porn a lot, and these things just make it so much better. So why not dump a little money to enhance the fun? :P

Yeah, I don't think I'll ever mess around with those cheap-o toys given their durability and such. If it can't withstand frequent, eh, use then what's the point? The cost and time spent are easily justified if it time is well spent, though most people reading this are fapping connoisseurs so you're likely speaking to the choir.

As for your last note.... not being single doesn't make it any less fun. :P

I'd learn to play chess if I had that set!

but this is what i have. Looking to add a spreader bar, plus a cock cage later and replace the jackrabbit I killed.

I'd also like to get a packer and packing strap, but thats more gender expression then sex toy lol

https://i.imgur.com/nEZBF.jpg

1 Silk rope, I also have jute rope, err, had, my mom found it when we moved and used it to tie something to the top of the car XD
2 the gigantacock, or the vixen johnny, a nice guy for sure, really knows how to treat the ladies =3
3 the feeldoe slim, a big hit with my husband and I, the vibes are a huge plus!
4 tantus charmer, one of my husbands faves, great anal toy if you want more depth and less girth.
5 random silicone plug
6 tantus acute, good for g-spot and p-spot stim!
7 the bad boy prostate massager, also great, makes his cock look like a leaky faucet =3
8 Amber wave glass dildo, very nice, also looks like a snake x3
9 the muse, a rechargeable bunny! he also makes angry faces lol
10 another glass dildo, a nubby g-spot veriety, nice and filling =3
11 another slicone plug
12 ball gag
13 riding crop
14 g-spot vibe, I just wish it was thicker.
15 fun factory share! Awesome, my first strapon, I love it most for getting BJ's
16 Jock style strap on harness, I use the charmer and acute with this one.
17 bamboo paddle, eh it's ok.
18 oops there is no 18!
19 handcuffs, I get these free with toy orders all the time, so I have a few sets now, I don't use them as often as the ropes (a bit too rough), but they work when needed.


I have had many more toys in the past, but they were either duds, or in the case of my glass toys, dropped mercilessly on hard floors DX

i know im pulling a thread back from the 2nd page and many probably dont care no more :( but i want to get a stroker, after playing with the misses and all her toys she wants to get me something to use, i was looking at Alexis Winston and i was wondering, as ive never used any toys on myself before, think its would be a good starter?

how well dose it clean? and how loud can it be? (i guess its dependnt on how much lube you use?), how easy is it to hide?

I just went through 69 pages of Epic Wins. Loved hearing the stories and tales about sex toys, that being said. I'm a sex toy virgin and I badly need a toy so I can enjoy myself in masturbation.

I have some Velcro hand cuffs, I'm going to get a blindfold too, I'm also thinking of a new anal toy for my sweetheart

Are you looking for anything in particular? Internal, external, smooth, ribbed, vibrating, realistic, or discrete?

I'm a huge fan of silicone as a material, it's easy to sterilize, comes in a variety of colors and firmness and most importantly is non-toxic, unlike some materials out there (I'm looking at you jelly and friends).

Well, lately when I jerk off my cock with my hands. I feel absolutely nothing, no moans, no nothing. Masturbation is a chore even when I'm clearly horny. So maybe a toy that can make my cock feel good. Or hit some of those male "spots", clearly we men have to have some kind of sexual G-Spot like women do.

Indeed you do, it's called the prostate, and many guys will argue that taking advantage of it internally makes you gay but that's rediculus. If it were true then getting oral sex would make me a lesbian >_<

Keep in mind if you are doing some P-spot exploration, to make sure any toys being inserted have a flared base (don't want anything getting lost up there) and you use plenty of lube (I like one called maximus, it's water based and very slick).

Aside from that, if you aren't sure what you're looking for I'd try some cheap things out, but of course be aware of materials, especially if they are used internally.

I admit I don't have much experience with men's toys aside from a few penetrative items, but I think site like Eden fantasys would be a great place to start your search =3

Yes...yes you can.

The pictures really don't do the set justice. You gotta see it in person.
Its one of those 'Oh I wish I was the opposite sex' kind of awesome.

I had a lipstick vibrator (which I can't find a picture of :T) and a Heart Racer. I don't recommend either one as they barely did anything for me and the batteries died before I was even close, lol.

Heart Racer


The one that I have now is a bullet vibe. It has 5 functions and is neon purple :D I love that thing, but it died on me from all of the extensive use xD It's also pretty loud, but that's not a big deal since I live with my fiance. I do recommend that one since the 5 functions are all fantastic and it's pretty affordable ($15) and you can get it at Spencer's.

Neon 5 Function Bullet Vibe


I pretty much just get stuff from Spencer's since I live by one and that means I don't have to pay for shipping. I also got reusable bondage tape and bed restraints from there which are SUPER comfy and strong (they go underneath the bed and restrains both the ankles and wrists). I have a dildo too, but it doesn't do anything for me :T

ok just got some new toys roughly a week ago and me n the wify have had some time to toy around and now here are some reviews for yall to enjoy

Thai Jumbo Jelly Anal Beads
$8.99
wife luvs em just wishes the first few beads were a bit smaller for starters she has some trouble with the back door bein super byond tight n the description of them was small but we got the jumbo size oh well lol
Titanmen Cock Cage
$7.99
i luv this thing its a really snug fit cuz im a about 8 long n kinda girthy n i luv the tight grip from toys and this one is like taking 6 cock rings n stacking them ontop of one another which is in our oppinion just awesome cuz for the wife apon insertion it made it even better at my base for the extra thickness
Compact WaterPro Travel Massager
$4.99
just a new baby vibe to replace the old burnt out one she luvs her pocket vibez lol
Hot Pinks 10 Function Stud
$17.99
this one is new for her its a multi speed and vibration functioning toy kind of like a rabbit but with out the little bunny on top plus its waterproof witch is a added bonus cuz we luv to do stuff in the shower
Lifeforms 8" Dildo with Balls
$17.99
an aswesome toy is what she said after her first try lol its a suction cup based dong and she loves it cuz its a really soft material and a not to limp where it just falls over but neither is it to hard where its like a plastic toy
ID Glide Pleasure Water Based Lubricant
$6.99
im sure u all know what thats for lol
Shipping was free after 50 bux spent so yay XD

any ?'s or comments dont be shy im a open book n luv ta chat

What are cock ring/things for anyways? I'm guessing blood flow or something... no idea though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

Also, absolutely toy-virgin hoping to buy lube and finally get out of dry jerking. Wat do? :V