Sex Toys (for everyone!)

i know im pulling a thread back from the 2nd page and many probably dont care no more :( but i want to get a stroker, after playing with the misses and all her toys she wants to get me something to use, i was looking at Alexis Winston and i was wondering, as ive never used any toys on myself before, think its would be a good starter?

how well dose it clean? and how loud can it be? (i guess its dependnt on how much lube you use?), how easy is it to hide?

I just went through 69 pages of Epic Wins. Loved hearing the stories and tales about sex toys, that being said. I'm a sex toy virgin and I badly need a toy so I can enjoy myself in masturbation.

I have some Velcro hand cuffs, I'm going to get a blindfold too, I'm also thinking of a new anal toy for my sweetheart

Are you looking for anything in particular? Internal, external, smooth, ribbed, vibrating, realistic, or discrete?

I'm a huge fan of silicone as a material, it's easy to sterilize, comes in a variety of colors and firmness and most importantly is non-toxic, unlike some materials out there (I'm looking at you jelly and friends).

Well, lately when I jerk off my cock with my hands. I feel absolutely nothing, no moans, no nothing. Masturbation is a chore even when I'm clearly horny. So maybe a toy that can make my cock feel good. Or hit some of those male "spots", clearly we men have to have some kind of sexual G-Spot like women do.

Indeed you do, it's called the prostate, and many guys will argue that taking advantage of it internally makes you gay but that's rediculus. If it were true then getting oral sex would make me a lesbian >_<

Keep in mind if you are doing some P-spot exploration, to make sure any toys being inserted have a flared base (don't want anything getting lost up there) and you use plenty of lube (I like one called maximus, it's water based and very slick).

Aside from that, if you aren't sure what you're looking for I'd try some cheap things out, but of course be aware of materials, especially if they are used internally.

I admit I don't have much experience with men's toys aside from a few penetrative items, but I think site like Eden fantasys would be a great place to start your search =3

Yes...yes you can.

The pictures really don't do the set justice. You gotta see it in person.
Its one of those 'Oh I wish I was the opposite sex' kind of awesome.

I had a lipstick vibrator (which I can't find a picture of :T) and a Heart Racer. I don't recommend either one as they barely did anything for me and the batteries died before I was even close, lol.

Heart Racer


The one that I have now is a bullet vibe. It has 5 functions and is neon purple :D I love that thing, but it died on me from all of the extensive use xD It's also pretty loud, but that's not a big deal since I live with my fiance. I do recommend that one since the 5 functions are all fantastic and it's pretty affordable ($15) and you can get it at Spencer's.

Neon 5 Function Bullet Vibe


I pretty much just get stuff from Spencer's since I live by one and that means I don't have to pay for shipping. I also got reusable bondage tape and bed restraints from there which are SUPER comfy and strong (they go underneath the bed and restrains both the ankles and wrists). I have a dildo too, but it doesn't do anything for me :T

ok just got some new toys roughly a week ago and me n the wify have had some time to toy around and now here are some reviews for yall to enjoy

Thai Jumbo Jelly Anal Beads
$8.99
wife luvs em just wishes the first few beads were a bit smaller for starters she has some trouble with the back door bein super byond tight n the description of them was small but we got the jumbo size oh well lol
Titanmen Cock Cage
$7.99
i luv this thing its a really snug fit cuz im a about 8 long n kinda girthy n i luv the tight grip from toys and this one is like taking 6 cock rings n stacking them ontop of one another which is in our oppinion just awesome cuz for the wife apon insertion it made it even better at my base for the extra thickness
Compact WaterPro Travel Massager
$4.99
just a new baby vibe to replace the old burnt out one she luvs her pocket vibez lol
Hot Pinks 10 Function Stud
$17.99
this one is new for her its a multi speed and vibration functioning toy kind of like a rabbit but with out the little bunny on top plus its waterproof witch is a added bonus cuz we luv to do stuff in the shower
Lifeforms 8" Dildo with Balls
$17.99
an aswesome toy is what she said after her first try lol its a suction cup based dong and she loves it cuz its a really soft material and a not to limp where it just falls over but neither is it to hard where its like a plastic toy
ID Glide Pleasure Water Based Lubricant
$6.99
im sure u all know what thats for lol
Shipping was free after 50 bux spent so yay XD

any ?'s or comments dont be shy im a open book n luv ta chat

What are cock ring/things for anyways? I'm guessing blood flow or something... no idea though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

Also, absolutely toy-virgin hoping to buy lube and finally get out of dry jerking. Wat do? :V

Heh. We're on page 69. -w-

Yeah had a feeling it was something like that. I dunno though, just something about it turns me off a bit... seems a bit dangerous haha. Not that I'd be fapping for hours on end anyways though, but yeah.

Do it. Everyone here convinced me to get lube and now with a few fleshlights... it's fun to just use the hand for a quickie here and there, but I definitely have epic fun on the few nights I go all out with everything now. Like I said recently awhile back, if you like masturbating (who doesn't?)... why not drop some money into it to enhance the experience and make it even better heh.

Well, I've got the encouragement now, but I was mainly asking what to buy first in the lube department. Don't really know what's what. ^^;

I'd definitely recommend Astro Glide myself!

Here's a few of the toys I currently own:-

TENGA Fliphole:



The fliphole is a great toy, and is essentially a higher quality, re-usable version of most of tenga's other products. It'll set you back £65, but it's better than buying the disposable ones and using a condom or throwing it away after first use. I actually only received this today after someone on FAKKU referred me to the website a few days ago, and I've used it twice already ;)

Pipedream Rose Tentacle:



Yes, a hentai fans dream! :D A glass dildo shaped like a squid tentacle. Not much more to say, beautifully designed, and if you're a hentai fan who was looking for a glass dildo, look no further.

Bedtime Bullet Vibrating Plug:



Bought this for £17 on Lovehoney and it's amazing. 2 AA Batteries and a perfect size for beginners.

I think the main problem that I have is finding a lube that's gonna be absolutely flawless in terms of interaction with my skin. If anything starts to irritate and I have to show it to a doctor, my parents WILL know (being a dependent and all that shit).

Wait till you're back in school then.
School clinic has seen worse, I assure you.

I'm now imaging various school students going to the clinic screaming "MY GENITALS ITCH WAT DO"