Sex Toys (for everyone!)

Which models do you recommend? I'm seriously considering buying myself a valentine's day gift of a new toy, as I've looked for cheap cell batteries for my old one for ages (and the cost is more than the thing cost to start...). I want something that can take regular batts! @_@

Those things aren't anything special... well, they're special in a way. You can get them cheap and you'll still get off lol.

I honestly wouldn't spend more than $20 on one. Depending on how quiet you want it or settings - these I've always considered to be just the toy where I wanted to get off without a lot of effort lol.

I'd spend more money in a vaginal vibrator but not for a bullet.

One I really really liked though:


Mine was the same kind, but the handle was black and the rubber over the egg was purple. The material over the egg/bullet/whatever you want to call it was softer and more comfortable on your clit, it also felt kinda warm after a little use with the high vibrations they give off. I loved it, but couldn't find one when I last went out for one. Plus the flicker was a nice tease if you decided to use it. I probably spent $14.99 on it

Did a quick search on Amazon and LELO's Nea vibes can be got for around $40-$50. From my own experiences and that of all the girls I talked with who bought one, you can't go wrong with LELO (they give a 1 year warranty on all their toys).



Most of the time you really *are* better off buying something more expensive as these will just last you longer... and no batteries! You just hook this thing up to a charger and it will last for hours.



The Lily is a more expensive (+~$10) version of the same toy. While the Nea has a black plastic finish, the Lily sports a smooth, silky silicone one.

Yesss I see more Lelo love! I'm still lusting over the Lelo Ina that I didn't get for Christmas. Oh well.

This is better than the tenga flip products I've tried.

Wow that looks so realistic. How the heck do you clean it though?

Blast it with soap and water. Clean out with fingers.

Kind of icky, but I don't care.

Just got a NPG (Meiki). It's real soft, feels different from using hands. Orgasm feels different too. The difference is really felt when I was pumping with the Meiki, then fapped with my left hand. I used Tenga lube.

I love Lelo too!! I have the mia in black, bought mine from lovehoney - actually bought about 4 because 2 were for my friends' birthdays (they loved!) and I broke one by leaving it charging on my laptop on my bed and dropped the laptop which crushed the thing T_T so I had to get a new one...

My other toys are:



Me and my friends call it Deadmau5 lol!! Anyway this one is by Fun Factory and it's waterproof.



Another Lelo called Ella, the funny end is great for getting to the g-spot.

This is a small family but we all live happily ever after!!

Now, how cute are these little fuckers! (seriously, they're toys!)



From Italy, it seems. So damn kawaii~
http://kokoromilano.com/

Cock rings with vibrators are generally designed for use with a partner. The vibrator is more for her pleasure than for your own, so it's no surprise you felt next to nothing with it. As for the size, you can find others that have bigger holes or just stretch out more to fit easier.

Your other product you shouldn't have really bought. If you want the real deal when it comes to "vagina" hand masturbators you should have gone for a Fleshlight. Sure, they're more expensive but are well worth the end product and surpass most other competing products in quality and lifespan!

If you still want to use those toys though, just be careful how you use them if they really are that small and use plenty of lube!

Welp, that's going on my wishlist!

This seems fitting for this section:

Why do you idiots insist on directly hotlinking from E-hentai?! That shit doesn't work! Is it too much effort to Save Image As then upload it somewhere?

Didn't know it wouldn't work.

This made me shiver for a bit. It's so cute!
I really wanted to order it now but it says "coming soon" darn it...

I need to find a longer-lasting lube for edging. Astroglide + water works with my toy but is messy and has to be reapplied often when I'm just doin' things the old fashioned way.

Someone needs to invent a lube that lasts indefinitely and (somehow) doesn't get make a mess or get on other things... I'll need a science team, a bunker, barrels of every liquid in existence, and a full backup of Fakku's manga section for research that I expect will take several months.

Oh, and funding.

Hilarious Sex toys:

Gotta totally agree with this. My fun sessions have gotten longer as of late, which I definitely like, but yeah I end up having to apply a good bit of astroglide several times.

Pussy Foot!!! really!!!