So I need some help

I am awkward i like anime and read a lot of manga in public. I want this girl to like me but I'm kind of a bitch and don't know how to talk to girls. Also there's this one girl who I like but I can't ask her out because I'm socially retarded and have never actually had female interaction. Will one of you please bestow upon me the knowledge to pick up women because I know so many of you have.


Nah just kidding keep being bitches guys. Someday you'll look at your threads and get to say "wow my life is still shit"

Tl;dr : Man up people

I'm going to assume you have the usual Fakker problem: "Not being able to talk to girls".
Show them your cooking skills. They're gonna think you're a chick first.
Then time for some surprise buttsecks.

yes how did you know?

Whatever happened to, you know, treating women like people? Seriously, many, many problems would be solved if people just took this to heart.

Kitteh is very amoosed by this thread.

Bitches love cooks.

YEAH, FAT BITCHES.

LONGEVITY HAS THOSE SWEATY BBW BABES ALL OVER HIM WHEN HE GETS OUT OF HIS COOKING CLASS EACH DAY.

THEY'RE LIKE "LONGEVITY!!! MAKE ME SOME FOOOOOOOOD! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

THEN LONG IS JUST LIKE "QUIT TUGGING ON MY SHIRT, BITCH." AND ROUNHOUSE KICKS HER IN HER FLABBITY FLAB.

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