Someone explain to me...
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...what the fuck just happened.
I just cooked two pieces of canadian bacon.
Now I like my meat rather raw so I cooked it for less than a minute. I scooped the two pieces of canadian bacon up and place them on a small plate, none too much larger than the canadian bacon itself.
Its very hot so I run over to the computer and start it up. I also put my dog on a leash just to take up some more time. I come back up and I eat one piece. I walk around eating it and then I go for the second piece.
I pick the second piece off of the plate, mind you it was very moist, and about one second, maybe less, later the plate cracks into multiple segments. All I did was gently lift the canadian bacon off the plate and it cracked.
What the fuck happened?
I am amazing strong and sometimes I can't control my own strength but I don't think that was the case this time.
I just cooked two pieces of canadian bacon.
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Now I like my meat rather raw so I cooked it for less than a minute. I scooped the two pieces of canadian bacon up and place them on a small plate, none too much larger than the canadian bacon itself.
Its very hot so I run over to the computer and start it up. I also put my dog on a leash just to take up some more time. I come back up and I eat one piece. I walk around eating it and then I go for the second piece.
I pick the second piece off of the plate, mind you it was very moist, and about one second, maybe less, later the plate cracks into multiple segments. All I did was gently lift the canadian bacon off the plate and it cracked.
What the fuck happened?
I am amazing strong and sometimes I can't control my own strength but I don't think that was the case this time.
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Reminds me of the time I broke a ceramic pan in several pieces when I baked a ham in it without water. Perhaps it did what mine did. The hams heat was too much for the ceramic dish because it was transfering all the heat directly to it rather than water/ natural juices and then dissipating into the air. So I would guess that the hot plate met cool air after the ham was removed, and because of the ham not being there the larger surface area of the plate that was allowed to join with the air allowed it to cool too fast causing it to break. Or maybe plates hate you and enjoy breaking to piss you off.
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Ethil wrote...
Its a bad omen. A pig will rape you tonight.Well as the above user has stated it'd be Canadian. So I really don't have anything to worry about.
I really am curious what exactly happened though.
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The plate was done for already?
Maybe something to do with the plate's age and some chemical that came off from the bacon?
Maybe something to do with the plate's age and some chemical that came off from the bacon?
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lelouch20 wrote...
The plate was done for already?Maybe something to do with the plate's age and some chemical that came off from the bacon?
Mmmm, Chemical Bacon.
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Kiss-Shot
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Perhaps the bacon was too heavy for the plate to hold? You didn't notice the bacon's weight due as you say, you are amazingly strong!
My stupidity aside that I can only guess the plate was extremely old or very beat up? One of life's plate-related mystery's..
My stupidity aside that I can only guess the plate was extremely old or very beat up? One of life's plate-related mystery's..
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Ethil wrote...
lelouch20 wrote...
The plate was done for already?Maybe something to do with the plate's age and some chemical that came off from the bacon?
Mmmm, Chemical Bacon.
Hmm that sounds good for some reason LOL
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lelouch20 wrote...
The plate was done for already?Maybe something to do with the plate's age and some chemical that came off from the bacon?
So Canadian bacon is Harm's version of Popeye's spinach?
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Either the plate hardened up or it became incredibly loose/soft. Either way, that Canadian pig is gonna rape you. In case you didn't know, their currency passed ours in value recently. One of their dollars equaled 1.01 of ours. They're now equal or something.
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I do remember one time I was looking at the table filled with food while mom went to get the others to eat. when suddenly, without even touching it of one of dishes splintered.
biggest WTF moment of my life. I was all the way on the other side of the kitchen.
biggest WTF moment of my life. I was all the way on the other side of the kitchen.
