T_T worst thing your girl has done to you?
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I know it meant for guys but I don't care lol.
Worst thing my guy has done to me was pretending to cum when he didn't have a condom on...Freaked the fuck out of me cause I was in my window period, though i knew he didn't after like 5 sec, but still fear set in like crazy.
Worst thing I probably did was with my ex. It was April fools day and i told him that I was breaking up with him and he was a serious guy so freaked the fuck out
Worst thing my guy has done to me was pretending to cum when he didn't have a condom on...Freaked the fuck out of me cause I was in my window period, though i knew he didn't after like 5 sec, but still fear set in like crazy.
Worst thing I probably did was with my ex. It was April fools day and i told him that I was breaking up with him and he was a serious guy so freaked the fuck out
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Don't know if this counts but one of my friends gave his girl some flowers on Valentine's Day. She gave it back to him afterwards.
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when i passed my license exam, she gave me a blowjob at my apartment then she said that my friends will be coming at the house for a celebration. i thought that they will come at 6 pm (as she said) but they came at 4:30 pm and my friends saw her giving a blowjob to me... argh! im so embarrassed that day!
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Sturmgewehr 44 wrote...
when i passed my license exam, she gave me a blowjob at my apartment then she said that my friends will be coming at the house for a celebration. i thought that they will come at 6 pm (as she said) but they came at 4:30 pm and my friends saw her giving a blowjob to me... argh! im so embarrassed that day!WTF? Don't you have a lock on your door?
Mine would be when my gf called me and said her period was late, and that she thought she was pregnant.
My life was ruined. Seriously. I couldn't sleep.
Then a week later, the blood came down and all ended fine.
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Worst thing... "I'm sorry, but I don't wanna get into a relationship right now, you understand right?" "Yeah I do... sorry I brought it up, well I will see you later I guess, again sorry."
2 weeks later I see her with her boyfriend.
Girls, just tell us you don't like us, being lied to doesn't help the self confidence at all.
2 weeks later I see her with her boyfriend.
Girls, just tell us you don't like us, being lied to doesn't help the self confidence at all.
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GracefulDiscension. wrote...
GoodDay wrote...
I'm sorry but...I LOLED SO HARD.
Ice cubes up the ass and you just took it. ahahahaha
your an S&M Man??
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Nora Natsu wrote...
told me to bend over and then she stuck the ice cubes up my ass Isn't there like a better place to post really funny jokes xD
anyway.. what the hell is wrong with people..
i can't imagine someone just starts thinking: ''i wanna pop some icecubes up this guys ass, know what, i'm just gonna do it!''
My EX!-girl tried to attack me with this huge iron bar when i broke up with her.. was quite funny tho.. she moved like turtles do in cartoons.
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CaptainKERK1 wrote...
my girlfriend was giving me a blow job and she said i could cum in her mouth i thought she would have swallowed it when she comes up to kiss me she spits all the cum into my mouthGeez that's not cool! O_O Even I didn't force my bf to kiss me after I'd done that (or he'd gone down on me). Seems like a common courtesy...
Probably worst thing I've done was pretty much blow him while his roommate was sleeping soundly. He wasn't initially thrilled about it but afterward I guess it was fine, lol. Thankfully a large wardrobe blocked anything from view.
Worst a guy's done to me? Freakin' fingernails... now I demand he clips them.
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gizgal wrote...
CaptainKERK1 wrote...
my girlfriend was giving me a blow job and she said i could cum in her mouth i thought she would have swallowed it when she comes up to kiss me she spits all the cum into my mouthGeez that's not cool! O_O Even I didn't force my bf to kiss me after I'd done that (or he'd gone down on me). Seems like a common courtesy...
Probably worst thing I've done was pretty much blow him while his roommate was sleeping soundly. He wasn't initially thrilled about it but afterward I guess it was fine, lol. Thankfully a large wardrobe blocked anything from view.
Worst a guy's done to me? Freakin' fingernails... now I demand he clips them.
looks like it just became a doujin....lol