The Beard Thread

ROFL i bet it was my friends shaved GAO into the back of my head

So...I just noticed that so far no one hates beards. Interesting...

but i hate terrorists, which beards belong on. im not gonna hate the dependant variable am i? jacob can be some kind of anti-terrorist, he still causes havok without the collateral damage of human life. kind of like general chaos, but with a beard.



if thats not jacob i dont know what is.

I've been trying to grow one. Any suggestions on how to make it grow thicker?

i've been wanting to grow fu manchu+judge bao beard but after seeing jacob's and chuck norris' photos my motivation suddenly dies out and i give up.

Slather your lower jaw in royal jelly, then walk through a bee colony.

Always works for me! :P

Rogaine on face? I think they have that now.

I'm allergic to bees :?

by the soundsof his complaining he don't

so far no one hates them! But almost half of the people think they belong on terrorists.

Just surprised how no one hates them, maybe I shouldn't have added the "belongs on terrorist" option, even though I myself, voted for it.

I usually shave mine because if I wait too long it gets unmanageable and I think beards in society are acceptable, but they don't realize it takes awhile to grow one and along the way it can get very ugly. :(

Also, I do not suggest lighting a match with facial hair, it really hurts...and I possibly did it wrong anyways.

I'm in the process of growing a rugged man beard

I have neckbeard. But, for some reason, what mustache I do grow never connects with the main body of the beard.

Also: I find it odd that I have silver, white, black, brown, and red hair all in my friend. My friends & family just say I have a lot of different blood in me (I'm part Irish, Indian-tepee not dot- Scottish, & British among others).

A guy with facial hair is <3

Anyone that votes "I hate beards" will probably get banned from fakku, for obvious reasons.

^ True

Speculant à la hausse Wonen Jakob Baard

"don't mess with jacob's beard".is that what you're trying to say?

Long Live Jacob's Beard in Dutch is

Lol, that was pretty funny. Probably the funniest thing I've read today. "For you see, under Chuck's beard is a fist. Under Jacob's beard, is another beard." lmao.

Anyway I don't mind beards, though I shave mine.