The D.I.Y Sponges-And-Gloves-In-A-Glass Fleshlight Overview
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[Sort of a joke review/summary/overview I guess, something I did and I thought it would be entertaining to tell you lot about it]
So, I've heard so many good experiences with fleshlights/onaholes etc, and did a little research into D.I.Y solutions. After skimming past solutions involving cucumbers and slipping in raw, I stumbled upon two different projects; A pringles can using sponges and a glove, and a glass using sponges and a glove. I was hesitant, but the thought of the pleasure overwhelmed me. At around midnight, when my father was asleep, I turned the T.V up a little to prevent him from hearing my rummaging in the kitchen at the other end of the house. I got to work and grabbed myself two sponges, a glove and a glass. At first, i thought the glass would be much too big, but I would learn that my member's size in my mind i\s much different to reality (Way too much hentai). I pieced my artwork together, placing the glove in between the two sponges, before sliding them into the glass. They fit surprisingly well, pushing against the edges of the glass and curving to produce the almost perfect shape that I was trying to achieve. I then pulled the entrance of the glove over the glass, and wallah. I had produced a despicable yet enticing fleshlight. I was more than keen to experiment with my creation, and got to work preparing myself. I grabbed a roll of toilet paper (this can get unbelievably messy), some soap, a glass of water, and a mug for later uses. I wasn't able to get a hold of any sort of lube, especially without my family finding out. So, I worked with what I had. I began by using my spit, which is a surprisingly good lube, as many of you probably know, and made the fleshlight much sloppier. I then applied the slightest amount of soap (a fingertips worth of frothy soap) to create a smoother experience. I ended up using a slight bit of water as well, mainly to fill the fingers of the glove, not only to help somewhat in the cleaning process, but also as a little extra lube when I couldn't muster anymore spit. I pulled up some of my favorite hentai from recent days and made sure my member was ready for action. With all the preparations completed, I penetrated my new piece of art.
The penetration was... Unexpected. Due to the size of the glass, which I will go over later, I had much too hard of a time entering the fleshlight, and resorted tousing much more lube (spit) to loosen the experience. The sensation of entering this D.I.Y project, however, was unmatched too my hand. I felt the up and down movements, as you always do, however, I felt an unbelievable pleasure coming from the sponges. Although I am sure it was nothing compared to a real onahole or fleshlight, for a non-experienced virgin like myself who isn't currently able to get a hold of one of those beauties, this was an experience like no other. However, with the good, there was bad. The large amounts of lube were no match for the much too tight glass, and I started feeling much unwanted friction near the tip of my member, specifically the foreskin. The foreskin was sliding around to a point where I was experiencing pain, and I quickly realized that this experience was more bad than good. However, I was a determined virgin, and went back to the kitchen in search of more tools to aid my experience.
I ended up using a knife to piece small holes on the outsides of the glove, in between the edge of the glass and the sponges, to hopefully remove some of the air trapped in the glove so I could work with my creation better. However, this was not the case, and I ended up creating a less suitable solution. I applied water to the sponges directly, rather than into the glove, to make them softer and less stiff. This didn't help to much, but more than likely made my overall experience better. In an attempt to make the experience better, I applied almost double the lube to the glove, some to my member, and came up with a small solution to make the penetration less painful. I pulled the glove out of the glass somewhat, too make the entrance much less tighter, and lessen the friction once deeper inside.
In the end, however, the experience was too dulling. Along with the lube constantly spilling out of a much too heavy glass which was a pain too hold and maneuver, I ended up coming back to my trusty hand to stimulate myself to the point of ejaculation, and managed to get myself back inside the D.I.Y fleshlight in time to finish up. The pleasurable pressure created by the gloves made my ejaculation amazing, as with no movement was no painful friction.
After I had finished up, I went on to the cleaning process, which was a breeze. I took my soiled glove, rinsed it thoroughly, applied some detergent to the inside and outside, and then quickly cleaned both the inside and outside, making sure the smell was removed before burying it in the bottom of the trash, underneath everything else. The sponges didn't get dirty, along with the glass, thanks to the glove, so I was able to store them away with a simple detergent rinse and dry.
Here are my final thoughts
Set up: 4/10
Quality: 6/10
Penetration: 5/10
Texture: 7/10
Friction: 2/10
Pleasure: 4/10
Management: 3/10
Cleanup: 8/10
Overall: 5/10
Summary: A pretty nifty gimmick to get a low quality taste of what's too come when you end your basement-dwelling virgin social life and have a taste of some 3D women.
(pls tell me how to make better d.i.y fleshlights thx bye)
So, I've heard so many good experiences with fleshlights/onaholes etc, and did a little research into D.I.Y solutions. After skimming past solutions involving cucumbers and slipping in raw, I stumbled upon two different projects; A pringles can using sponges and a glove, and a glass using sponges and a glove. I was hesitant, but the thought of the pleasure overwhelmed me. At around midnight, when my father was asleep, I turned the T.V up a little to prevent him from hearing my rummaging in the kitchen at the other end of the house. I got to work and grabbed myself two sponges, a glove and a glass. At first, i thought the glass would be much too big, but I would learn that my member's size in my mind i\s much different to reality (Way too much hentai). I pieced my artwork together, placing the glove in between the two sponges, before sliding them into the glass. They fit surprisingly well, pushing against the edges of the glass and curving to produce the almost perfect shape that I was trying to achieve. I then pulled the entrance of the glove over the glass, and wallah. I had produced a despicable yet enticing fleshlight. I was more than keen to experiment with my creation, and got to work preparing myself. I grabbed a roll of toilet paper (this can get unbelievably messy), some soap, a glass of water, and a mug for later uses. I wasn't able to get a hold of any sort of lube, especially without my family finding out. So, I worked with what I had. I began by using my spit, which is a surprisingly good lube, as many of you probably know, and made the fleshlight much sloppier. I then applied the slightest amount of soap (a fingertips worth of frothy soap) to create a smoother experience. I ended up using a slight bit of water as well, mainly to fill the fingers of the glove, not only to help somewhat in the cleaning process, but also as a little extra lube when I couldn't muster anymore spit. I pulled up some of my favorite hentai from recent days and made sure my member was ready for action. With all the preparations completed, I penetrated my new piece of art.
The penetration was... Unexpected. Due to the size of the glass, which I will go over later, I had much too hard of a time entering the fleshlight, and resorted tousing much more lube (spit) to loosen the experience. The sensation of entering this D.I.Y project, however, was unmatched too my hand. I felt the up and down movements, as you always do, however, I felt an unbelievable pleasure coming from the sponges. Although I am sure it was nothing compared to a real onahole or fleshlight, for a non-experienced virgin like myself who isn't currently able to get a hold of one of those beauties, this was an experience like no other. However, with the good, there was bad. The large amounts of lube were no match for the much too tight glass, and I started feeling much unwanted friction near the tip of my member, specifically the foreskin. The foreskin was sliding around to a point where I was experiencing pain, and I quickly realized that this experience was more bad than good. However, I was a determined virgin, and went back to the kitchen in search of more tools to aid my experience.
I ended up using a knife to piece small holes on the outsides of the glove, in between the edge of the glass and the sponges, to hopefully remove some of the air trapped in the glove so I could work with my creation better. However, this was not the case, and I ended up creating a less suitable solution. I applied water to the sponges directly, rather than into the glove, to make them softer and less stiff. This didn't help to much, but more than likely made my overall experience better. In an attempt to make the experience better, I applied almost double the lube to the glove, some to my member, and came up with a small solution to make the penetration less painful. I pulled the glove out of the glass somewhat, too make the entrance much less tighter, and lessen the friction once deeper inside.
In the end, however, the experience was too dulling. Along with the lube constantly spilling out of a much too heavy glass which was a pain too hold and maneuver, I ended up coming back to my trusty hand to stimulate myself to the point of ejaculation, and managed to get myself back inside the D.I.Y fleshlight in time to finish up. The pleasurable pressure created by the gloves made my ejaculation amazing, as with no movement was no painful friction.
After I had finished up, I went on to the cleaning process, which was a breeze. I took my soiled glove, rinsed it thoroughly, applied some detergent to the inside and outside, and then quickly cleaned both the inside and outside, making sure the smell was removed before burying it in the bottom of the trash, underneath everything else. The sponges didn't get dirty, along with the glass, thanks to the glove, so I was able to store them away with a simple detergent rinse and dry.
Here are my final thoughts
Set up: 4/10
Quality: 6/10
Penetration: 5/10
Texture: 7/10
Friction: 2/10
Pleasure: 4/10
Management: 3/10
Cleanup: 8/10
Overall: 5/10
Summary: A pretty nifty gimmick to get a low quality taste of what's too come when you end your basement-dwelling virgin social life and have a taste of some 3D women.
(pls tell me how to make better d.i.y fleshlights thx bye)