The "TALK"/ Birds and the Bees

Not really. I being a biology nerd since I was a kid, so I got much of my information from encyclopedias and documentaries. So, my parents never really need it to explain stuff to me.

Documentaries? that sounds like porn with a better script.

I know that can happen but I meant with a large sample, like the size of Fakku. I would be amazed if there was such a relationship. Thinking about it though it would have to be more like checking off fetishes than "normal" vs "abnormal".

Yea and that would be to hectic to put into into a poll and get valid results from.

I made one. Definitely agree about the valid results but it'll be fun anyways. I'll make a new thread for it.

Mom came to my room and said: "When boy sees a hole, he fucks it. Dont be one of those easy fuckable hole"
And that was basically it. Lol xD

FOB parents giving the talk?. Hah.

You did a good job at it to I was wondering how you would do the poll since Fakku only lets you choose one option and now I'm actually intrigued how the results will come out.



Not to offend you but damn that's fucked up your mom seems like a very blunt person.



What boat they get off of? and yeah I know how it is my parents are like that but for me FOB is Fresh Over the Border

My moms did when I was 12.
But this was a good while after my whole initial experiences.
But she ended up telling me everything... Everything. In complete Blu-ray level detail.

No, no one ever spoke to me about it. Didn't even get lessons on it in school.
Found out from friends instead.

Lmao damn Blu-ray level detail that must have been awkward and weird as hell for you.



Damn your school sucks, my school tired too but it never worked out since we all would just act dumb and ask to watch porn XD and at least your friends helped somewhat.

I was not prepared at all.
In turn, I will do the same to my children in equivalent quality when the time comes.

Well, my knowledge of sexual acts is still pretty terrible however. I just know the obvious stuff.

An old porno VHS tape and a weird SNES rom I downloaded taught my ass.
And the sex scenes from the movie "Boomerang".

My parents were very vague in regards to sex. When I was a kid, I would always watch those erotic series on HBO and Cinnemax (fuck spelling) in addition to porn my older relatives stashed in their dressers. If I got caught, my mom would rub it in my face and make me feel guilty about watching them. My dad on the other hand thought it was a natural thing for me to be curious about sex (He even took me to go see American Pie even though I was underage to go see it by myself). Neither of my parents actually took the time to lecture me about it. I guess they left it up to the education system.

As an adult, my father is constantly pushing me into having sex (for grandchildren of course), while my mom kept her original judgement (When I came home from college one day, she poured a box of condoms on my head while I was watching tv. One of my favorite wtf moments...).

We both had an unspoken contract that said I knew so lets just save the awkwardness

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I never had the talk with my parent. ['Raised' by single mom]
Rather, when I was 10 years old I found a website that explained most of that stuff to me. It was a site geared toward adolescent girls. Some of the other finer points were taught in my elementary school. My mom was always visibly uncomfortable whenever a sexual topic would come up - whether it was strictly about anatomy or her opinion on masturbation, she would avoid eye contact and give really vague responses.

But that's actually pretty normal for American families. Phone it in. Electronic babysitter, etc etc.

They never did, however they have noticed that I have already aged and learned all of these sexual matters. Thus they are a bit more comfortable when speaking about a sexual matter or tell a sexual joke next to me.

Nah. I only found out things when my friends introduced me to porno. :P

our school did that for us... that and my father (he is a doctor) gave us a book where it explained many things about the body, including reproduction to a vague degree, but enough to tell us it needed a man, a woman, and that it ended up in birth.

When it came by I was all like "So that's why they have a hole and us a stick". It was a fun childhood, I tell you.