There's these asian twins.

Do you think I should convince my fiance to pursue them?

You have Asians in Kansas. Just get her drunk and pop goes the weasel.

They were about 19, maybe early 20's. And they look like the sharing type cause they were using one of the earbuds to listen to the same iPod.

Pics to prove.

They looked like this.

Let's make a deal... you can get tag team these two and i work on your GF.

depends.

I'm a twin, myself. I can tell you from experience that, unlike what hentai or porn would lead you to believe, most twins end up secretly despising each other by that age, mostly because society refuses to see them as separate people, a mistake your making right now.

So, in short, don't be dazzled by the promise of the best foursome of your life. If they were into that kind of thing you'd best believe they would also be in a whole lot more freaky (in the bad way) stuff. I wound't be surprised if you woke up with a gag in your mouth and a pair of scissors up your ass.

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http://casualmafia.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/two_pretty_asian_girls.jpg

Don't have a GF.

fix'd

I don't know, are you Asian by any chance? cause even though I'm not a twin, I do know that family comes before friends and relationships. If they like to share an ipod, that makes me think that they are decently close. I'm Asian and my whole family is really close. I also know some Asian twins that happen to LIKE wearing the same things. They are about 18 now and still are very close. I am talking about East Asians here, I dont know about the others though.

Also, if they are the family type like i just described, then there is a rare chance that they will NEVER have sex with the same person. They will probably do it for the first time close to marriage too. Now if they are the type that only speaks English and doesn't bother with family, then there is a good chance it will be everything opposite of what i just described.

no deal

Even if they were very close, when it comes down to it, I'm close with my older sister, and my mother. Family close is different from friend close, because just because I'm close with them, there's no chance in hell I'd sleep with them. Especially if it a third party, a stranger, was involved. Plus, there's no way of knowing their close: I've seen strangers share a Ipod bud for X amount of time. Its not unusual. Its not an indication they're comfortable fucking the same creepy, engaged guy. She could of just been showing her sister a song. Or, they could just happen to like the same music. It almost never goes any deeper than that. Acumen's razor does it again.

Look, I'm gonna be blunt: In the strictest sense, Its not impossible. Anything could happen. But it is extremely unlikely that it'll work out, and by persuiting it, you'll look like a pig and an asshole.

You'll have better luck with the lottery. And when you lose that you won't look like a pig or an asshole.

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What the hell is Acumen's Razor? Is it anything like Occam's?

you took the wrong thing away from my post, buddy. -_-; Of all the things you should of noticed, a misspelling isn't one of them.

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He'd deserve the scissors at that point.

And baby? Will. Never. Happen.

And hell yes I just joined because of this.

FUUUUUUU!

I prefer seeing a giant Gavel up his ass.