Things your parents give you shit about

Umm...act normal? D:. She's either trying to change me or get me outta the house more~.-. But I get out now cause I have school so I dont hear any complaints. =/

My parents are hella strict about a lot of things. We eat on the exact same times, always, I have to study well or they threaten to cut me off from internet or blow up my computer and more things like that. You probably get the point.

They would probably burn me alive if they ever found out about fakku (or my 'toys', lol) so that's why I'm hiding it so furiously from everyone I know. I wish I could be more open about it, but I really can't. I'm their little girl who does absolutely nothing wrong, or so they like to think. >.>

I have to find a job now, since I couldn't find a study, which they give me crap about every day. I can't help it if I don't know what I like. Geez.

It's probably best to be cautious. I was dumb enough to leave a certain 'something' open on my computer. (Read: My computer, that I bought and built, that they really should have no reason to touch)

Lo and behold, they see something minimized on the start bar, and they (my mother) ran in there and opened it up and started playing it, just to snoop.

So now whenever I happen to be watching something (Anything) on my phone or TV, they automatically assume it's hentai. They don't really get the concept, but they know it's something 'dirty' so they nag at me all the time.


So just deal with being catuious. It's probably for the best.

Don't worry. My doujin collection is inside two other maps inside a game config folder. They'll never find that.

Hha.

Mine is sitting on a dock in a folder labeled Hentai.


I'm not exactly careful, cause I don't expect people to fuck with my computer.


Maybe that's why I was found out...

I wonder.

They give me shit for being a lazy bum, Not having a full time job, Showering for too long and for not going to sleep when a "normal person" would!

"Play sports goddammit" so my father says.

Parents told me I will be not their son if I Smoke Cigarette or Drink Alchohol. It ruins your health.

yeah, sucks to get one of those "parent-child chats" thankfully they never found my collection of H or I'd never hear the end of it.

So yeah, caution is advised :)

Never really got into trouble with my parents. I'm succesful in school, got great job, I keep my room clean, made it big when i use to be an athlete, nice personality. I'm a perfect child :D

I am laughing considerably hard right now.

Oh man, like the state, awesome.

Agreeing to do things they ask me to do. Seriously this leads to more fights than anything in the house.

"stop dressing funny!"
My Outfits at that time are not what one would call normal, but I was at the age of trying to find myself.

"Fix your Hair"
I use to go to school with bedhead. But it worked for me, it looked normal for me!!! I felt that I was at school to learn, not care what others thought of me.

"Stop harassing the town!"
I use to torment the town for the Lulz....Domestic Terrorist...

Clean up the room dammit! it reeks of semen!

my parents gave me shit about my long hair, but i kept it because girls realy like my hair, so yeah i kept it for good.

long list because my parents are hateful racist cocksuckers.

My wife: since she not Spanish.
My kids because they don't speak Cataluna.
My job.
My religion.
My morals
My politics
and lack of seeing them.

My ass~