Times You Fought With Your Parents . . . And Won

When I was a young warthog, my parents discovered that I had friends on the internet who I didn't actually know. They essentially told me I was going to be buttraped by Mexicans, but I ignored them entirely.

And . . . I think I was actually right, seeing as my butt hasn't been stuffed with any hard tacos.

They brought it up over some awkward Christmas conversation, of course, and I made the point that I've never had any complications regarding my internet activity, and they kind of shrugged and left it alone. Does this mean I win? Have I finally won?

I fought with my mother over the existence of Sodium in its pure form and about its explosive power. I won.

NERD
POWER
NERD
POWER

Its considered courtly to have abundant knowledge about useless stuff.

You won but to them its a "idgaf that you won" kind of win

Not where I come from. They kill my kind sometimes. Just the gay ones, actually.

But still.

Where do you come from?

A win is a win is a win is a win.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

No one's been killed in a while, and it has nothing to do with intelligence, so I'll just shut up now.

No you have not won yet. I'll be over shortly to stuff your ass with hard tacos.

MFW

damn right your ok with it. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

But I like it rough.

That works too. Rough is my specialty.

Heheh.

My mother's been too obviously wrong too many times to keep up with. I know I've won when she resorts to the "I'm right because I'm your mother" cop-out and she gets pissed off.

I only have a soft taco... D:

Anyways, its only a temporary win at best.
My mother (being the stubborn devil that she is ) will refuse to stand down even if she and myself both know she lost.
She will just try to continue to play it off that I was in the wrong somehow.

Hm although after two years or so sheer logic outweighed conflict and overall need for consent or consultation before action, every brief engagement after the age of 14-15.Anger is such an atrocious thing, a neutrally buoyant positive position full of rhetoric and examination of spoken contradictory goes much further.Thankfully, my mother was nothing like the savages I suppose can be called parents and followed in line as one of the wisest I have met to this day, I can say she is the best follower one could have, never a leader, but still one of the best who deserves to be put up on a pedestal for recognizing reason past simplistic physical characteristics such as age.

My Mom and I got into a argument about me seeing a family of deer at the Getty center. We see one run across the freeway (Safely) that's below the Getty.




Took almost 7 years to win that fight.

I have no idea what you're talking aboot.