Warm Bodies Movie - True Amerian Idiocy

Oh lookie here...another shitty teen romance novel about a monster that is being made into a movie.
And I thought Twilight was bad.
'Warm Bodies' is a movie coming out this summer about a ZOMBIE that falls in love.
WTF. All that fucking zombie should want is some brains and organs.

And better yet, Stefanie Meyers (the author of Twilight) raves about the amazingness of the novel this movie is based off of.

Conclusion:
Stupid American teenage girls will fall for this, and will surge into a new wave of idiocy.
Brace yourselves.

Warm Bodies on IMDb

After a zombie becomes involved with the girlfriend of one of his victims, their romance sets in motion a sequence of events that might transform the entire lifeless world.

....I'm grabbin' my guns and ammo.

Wow. And I thought Twilight was retarded, but I think this might be a new contender. I suppose zombies need love too, but arg...

Unlike most men, he probably IS only interested in her brains!

Next thing will probably a love story between a teenage girl and some 2000 year old mummy that miraculously looks like Brad Pitt.

Will this never end?

Perhaps we'll see a girl fall in love with a tentacle monster, with no sex scenes.

^ This xDD

Or maybe a ghost who can conveniently phase in and out of existence at a whim =P

and maintain a pure platonic love with tentacle monster?

Actually, it might make a good plot. Platonic relationships are always better than those shitty teen romances.

I think they started the monster bug x guy platonic(more of 1st time vanilla lol) love story

I once made a girl cry, scream, and storm out because I insulted her 'boyfriend'. Her 'boyfriend' was the book 'Twilight'. I'm not even kidding, guys.

Not only is this growing trend of 'My boyfriend's a monster! But it's cool because he's TOTES willing to hold back for me <3' novels are not only nauseating from an intellectual perspective, it sends unhealthy messages to young women.

The actual dynamics of the relationships within these novels are ALL jacked up. Forcing girls to run away? Getting involved in turf wars? These girls are so starved for starry-eyed, taboo romance, that they'll end up smitten with 'bad boys'. We all know how those complexes work out.

I'm sticking to the World of Darkness and Left 4 Dead/The Walking Dead for my vampire, werewolf and zombie fix from now on.

You know what else? Bella complains about how much her life sucks and how she wants to die. She's living the life! She doesn't get stress from school, there's no murderous alien after her, and she even throws herself off a cliff to force Cullen to save her. She's complete failure as a person. Don't you, as a fellow writer, feel shame about twilight?

Also, the vocabulary used in the writing. It's repeating the same thing over and over again.

Zombie romance has already been done before. Just look at Return of the Living Dead 3 as an example. At the end of the day, shit just did not work out. At least RotLD3 had the courtesy to add some zombie violence and enough gore to keep things somewhat entertaining.

I remember opening to the first page of the first book, waaaaayyyy before the twilight shit hit the fan. I remember thinking to myself 'This.. is gaining popularity? It sounds like a 5th grader wrote this."

So Hollywood wants to make a movie about a zombie liking a girl? Yeah I almost had a zombie romance once, in Dead Rising 2, her name was Rochelle and she really wanted my crotch for some reason. But, long story short I had to put her down with any humane thing I could find/ magically muster up with a half-assed way of modding weapons (paddlesaw, while my friend ran me over soon after in a golf cart).

Well, it is aimed at teenage girls and as we know, teenage girls reading this usually don't have a very high literacy standard or any literacy skills at all.

Actually, on average females are more inclined towards literacy. It's just.. their standard on what they consider a good read... is what could do with some adjustment.

And here I've been, killing zombies by ramming purple vibrators into their skulls...