What do you want on your grave stone?

I came to die and chew bubble gum. I couldn't finish my gum.

LMAO!!!!!XDDDD Brb~xDDDD I forgot but I think it was this...
"This person could have given you great pleasure" xD

"When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come and see." I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hell was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth."

Ate the candy in the medicine cabinet...

i iz dead here, where u are stepping on

YES.

Shink has gone offline.

"Roh! Roh! Fight the Powah!"

can i haz xtra life?

lol
plant some green mushrooms here

Two Words.

"I won."

"Here lies most of an epic man...his lower half went zombie ,and is currently roaming the earth in search of more ass"

"Here lies some dude that you didn't know"

yeah...

mine will say "do not disturb... or u will regret it"

but i'm planning to become a ghost, so u will regret it anyway

Here Lies

Bad-ass Mother fucker who did more than kill and fuck.

"It's not about how he died, or if people cried for him, it's about how he lived his life"

"He shan't burden us any longer..."

Your Future.