What is your profession?

From the same stalker user who brought you such threads as "Where are you from?" and "What languages do you speak?" comes the latest in nosy fascinating threads, "What is your Profession?"

Simply put, list what you do! I know a lot of us (maybe most of us?) are students; if so, just throw in what career path you plan on following. And if you're unsatisfied with your job, and wanna take up a new field, throw that in there too!

I'm a 3rd year university student majoring in Biology (Cell & Molecular), and I work as a research assistant in a bacterial evolution lab. Grad school (for the same field) is definitely in my future, but I'm unsure as to whether I wanna go into industry or academia after that. Definitely leaning towards industry, though.

Photographer/instructor.
Professional pussy eater too.

I'm a wanker.

1st year electrical engineering student.

Contract Killer & a med student, perfect cover

im taking time off from school but im majoring in cartooning. i want do graphic novels and teach art. for grad school- either painting or art history

i like cutting hair so "stylist" would be pretty cool too

A CEO of a company. Not that big yet though, and still aiming to expand it.

what kind of company?

More like a factory rater than company. We make feed for cattle and livestock.

I see

Colonel, can you recommend to me a hairstyle? Because I'm sick of my barber giving me weird or just plain stupid haircuts.

YES! send me pictures front, back, sides and 3/4 profile! tell me something about your style and if you have some ideas or special wants for the cut! ill do my best to think of something :P

Technical draughtsman. Well, more or less, I'm still an apprentice.

unemployed for over five years.

Edit: when i do work, i'm a house painter.

WAR! WAR! WAR!

Freelance Graphic Designer
Wannabe Author
Professional Badass

I'm just a student, but I work part time as a cashier at a grocery store. My aim is to be an art therapist one day, though. I'm also working on a novel. @___@

5 in STEM
5 in humanities

Pretty evenly tossed up here.

Well, I just want a recommendation on a haircut that is about 3-5 inches. I'm Chinese with undyed black hair, preference is something slightly messy, but not into mohawks or anything.

Freelance illustrator/ Graphic Designer
Sales Associate at a Sex Shop/Porn Store/Jack Shack
Amateur Writer
Babysitter

Taking a break from school but I was finishing up my degree for illustration and animation. Was planning to break into comics or 2d animation. Family keeps trying to coerce me into being an Art Teacher or pehaps an Art Therapist.
Tryung to learn how to do tattoos as well.