What Would You Give Jacob For Christmas?

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Maid cafe...huh? Interesting... :D

There was a thread about this, about Jacob's long lost ambition to charge people for his hentai on FAKKU in order to open his maid cafe. On which all the maids would be HIS, and they'd ONLY serve him, lol. That's the present I speak of. XD

A dota2 invite.

Know what we should do. SEND CHRISTMAS CARDS; shit's classy.

Hmm maybe a box of used condoms or some minecraft coal

A blowjob duh~~~

A country-sized cafe, with the population only concentrated onto maids?
Good jolly, we're going to heaven!! XD

Probably a home theatre. Everyone loves a home theatre. :3

I'd give him nothing cause that's what he's givin me.

SHIT SON, YOU'VE GOT GOYA's SATURN?

I'd give him Cancer.

More hentai lovers, otaku die-hards, and anime fans to join the Fakku nation. That way the more users there are, the more money is brought into the site, especially with the coming of the store in the near future. That way the site can afford to remove bans on loli and so on.

Anyway, I'll give money in the form of purchasing Fakku products, and two thumbs up for his great work.

I would give him the best dickings he never wanted a box of tampons, because the forest could be dangerous.

A nice pitcher plant or sundew. SO HE CAN CHOP UP THE TROLLS AND FEED THEM TO IT!



In that case I need to give him happiness and meaning in his life. And a boner.

hmm...I would give Jacob , I don't know. Another horse head?

37 boxes of yellow ping-pong balls... what, you don't think he'd like it?

I would like to give him a lot of money for his wonderful website. But in compensation I think a simple Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday to Fakku! will suffice.

:)

a hollow server with a built in flesh light, for added satisfaction..

A horse body to go with his head.