What would you're last words be?

"Put tentacle hentai on my gravestone."

my last words would be:
"Bury my porn with me!"
"death is quicker then i thought"
"I have my Will in my laptop...(Cough) (Cough) also..my...porn is there.. too.. -dies-"
If i am able to die under the moon:
"Ahh what a life i lived..." staring into the moon
With friends:
"You guys are.... dumb.." or "See ya later.." or "You all are cowards!!"
If i am by myself:
"(Cough) (Cough) Theres only death and me that are alone..."

Srs- i would just Stare off into the darkness or the moon/sun and hope i will go somewhere

If my kids are there when I'm gonna die I want to say "there is something I've never told you. I was a con man earlier in life, and ihid all my money..." than I want to die. How pissed would they be for the rest of their lives?

I'd like to quote Richard Feynman:
"I'd hate to die twice, it's boring"
"This dying is boring"

I'd like to do something awesome like Archimedes though ...
"Don't disturb my circle!"

or Charles Darwin:
"I'm not the least afraid to die"

or simple like Leonhard Euler:
"Ich sterbe" meaning "I die"

Or just simply nothing.

Well, this is rather unfortunate.

Please send word of my death to my other family in Seattle

*Smile*

Well, Its time to go out with a BANG!

"Damn it!!!!! I didn't out live the rest of Humanity."

Serious one:
"Everything has a beginning and a end, at least make things interesting."

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

The treasure is hidden behind the....-

"Here lies scout he ran fast and died a virgin"

On a serious note I'd probably put this bit from Dear Ester on plaque and have it as my grave stone: "The infection was not simply of the flesh."

"I now have Perfect Harmony."

"Can't say I didn't try..."

How long have I been asleep?

Time to meet the family!

This made me think for a while. Then I realized if I post it here. Someone might copy it in their death. So I'll post my alternative last words.

"Wow. Didn't realize how beautiful the world is."

I cant die yet, I still have things to do.

I die the way I lived. A man.

I'd probably ask for a pause so I can think of something witty to say before I drop dead just to realize that the pause button is jammed in this game of life.

"This is going to be fun" with a smile on my face