What would you're last words be?

"Wait, there wasn't any respawn points in RL?"
"Not a problem"

+rep to the first who PMs me on where those quotes are derived from

hahaha. i'll emit as time was....

"I now leave you with my 3 million dollar debt..."

Pending on how my life turns out, I might say a few things or something else. I don't think I'm at a juncture in my life to really know for sure what i would say, but if i were to die tomorrow, my last words would be: "I love you mom, and tell everyone else, it was great to hang out with them. AND WHY DID I HAVE TO GO A (semi) VIRGIN?"

"Well fuck I'm boned."

"STEP ON ME FOOL!"
or something along those lines...

Let's see... Mine would be... Well, if I can manage to utter the words out before I die:

"Heh.. So it's over, eh? Good bye everyone." *smile*

or

"Sorry guys; Looks like I'm dead." *smile*

^_^

While in my room:"This is the end of a really sad story."
Outdoors:"What nice clouds..."
Inside a hospital:"What does the morgue look like?"
While watching/reading/fapping(or schlicking?):"Must... hide... everything..."

FREEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

dudes.... that was awesome
or
goodbye, I loved you all

now a related picture

in the arms of my beloved: "don't cry. I'll just rest a bit and be there for you again after that"
during a battle: "Shi-. i think i screwed up big time, eh?"
after a battle: "dont check in without me, friends"
elswhen: "i regret nothing"

"N-no! NOT THE BEES!"
Probably some song lyrics, or maybe something insightful, like Carpe Diem...

"Seize the day and don't you cry
Now it's time to say goodbye
Even though I will be gone
I will live on"

Derp.

Random Girl:"I'm like really kinky."
Me:"Meh..I can handle it."

If someone was about to kill me and asked me if I had any last words I would just say "Go fuck yourself." with a tone of annoyance in my voice.

Hey... would you say I became a hero?

family : i love you all *smile*
friends : Tommy i fucked your mother * smile *
in combat : is it time already * smile *
to myself : you dumbass * laugh *

For the lulz: "I izz deadz..."
For no reason: "here I come god... here I come you fucking rat..."
If I died before 25: "I fucking knew it..."

it would probably be like "aww, shit"