What You Like/Hate In A Friend

Like:
One that's useful

Dislike:
One that's useless

[size=14]The only thing I look for in a friend is someone who can keep up with me. By that I mean not a total mong. This is not including my rather idiotic childhood friend, because we've been together for a long time and he always pulls through for me. additionally someone who has no pity is preferable, because I can't stand when people pity me when I'm having a rough time.

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Likes:
Strong oratorical skill (can speak well)
Objectively moral (fixed morals are unethical)
Challenging (not argumentative)
High intelligence
Capable of disagreeing whilst still being amicable
Capable of manipulation and choosing not to do so
Drinks
Will drunk-fight me and laugh about it over another drink

Dislikes:
Dogmatic
Willfully ignorant
Boastful
Inflexible/fixed morality
Inarticulate
Belligerence
Needlessly argumentative

Like: fuckbuddy
Dislike: girlfriend