What's the weirdest name...?

-long exhale-
Sprite..
I don't know where to start...

Solid Snake,
Hot Rod,
Olive eye(I dont fucking know),
Dancing worm,
Long Dorito(again, I dont know),
pinkbed missile,
White-water bottle,
The Hill Seeker(assuming its for breast lovers),
Hotdog,
Willy,
& since we are in the festive time of year, Jingle balls,
Santas suprise(I laugh at this every time),
Ho ho humper,
Thick Nick,
Cock Nog,
the list goes on. People have endlessly dumb nicknames for private areas.

I heard "willy wonka" the other day.

Made me giggle ^_^

Dick Johnson
Hancock
Woodcock
Black Bush.

mammoth erection
wee wee inspector

i am surprised that i did not see "the family's jewels" my HOLE family uses that when talking about the balls.

Wedding tackle
junk
peter
john thomas
dingus
ding dong
tubular beef staek smothered in underwear
the hot beef injection
pants python
trouser skake
one eyed snake

and i heard the band 'third eye blind' got their name from refernce to the pee-hole.

sword of the black forest

"Caesar".
It's from Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar", Act 3 Scene 2. "I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him".

But if you're a wrestling fan, there's an abundance of dick-friendly names and monickers.
"Sexton Hardcastle"
"Genetic Jackhammer"
"Dwayne Johnson"
"Teddy Long"
"Big Show"
"Big Dick Johnson"
... and a lot more.

Weirdly enough craving ceaser salad now lol

My bf says:
Geoffrey
Maximo
__________

He'll probably think of more later.
A recent one I heard is the "penile progector".

And a funny story of when a boy asked his parents what they were doing when he walked in on his parents were having sex. The father replied with "I'm parking my car in mommies garage".

AIDS baster
100% all-beef thermometer
Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Spear
Ass pirate
Baby maker
Excalibur
Crotch cobra
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cock goblin
Flesh flute
Flesh injection
Womb raider
Spunk spitter

i don't think i'll ever be able to have ceasar dressing again now.

Olympic Swimmers
Manhood
Sword