When did you first masturbate?

Ah~ Maybe cuz im a girl i took so long?..(also i dunno if any girl posted here before >_> but what the heck!)
I think i was around 15 years old.. D:
I just watched a few yaoi doujins and i found out i was wet.. i got into the shower. The rest is.. uhmm.. obvious >->

well after yanking it over 3 millions times i kinda forgot.

Dude, I remember in 9th grade a guy got caught jacking off in class...he was harassed SO much.

And I was about 10 or so when I started.

i learned it myself cos im bored ^^

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Now I need to fap.

I think I was twelve or thirteen, I dunno. Pretty much didn't know until I had my first Nocturnal Pollution.

Nyyyrgh.. Ecchi Post incoming.
>////<; -embarrassed-

when i was 12 we moved into this new house which had a shack right next to it. inside was a box with a bunch of vhs in it. there were a lot of disney movies so i took it to my room and started watching. there was a couple without a title so i poped those in to see if i knew the movie so i could label them.well..... one of those turned out to be a porno. i imidietly hid it under my bed thinking to myself...... HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP my mom wont even let me see movies that have girls boobies showing ....... BUT NOW I HAVE PORN!!!!!!!!1!1!!1! so later that night.... i think you know the rest.

I was around 14. So it would have been around 2000. I had my own Satellite-TV in my room. I played, somehow very vacantly, with myself to an episode of Golden Boy (the one with the motor-bike driver ;P), when suddenly I ejaculated. I was totally nervous, because of the mess that displayed before my eyes, and since it was somewhere between 10 and 12 pm, my whole family was still awake. And at that time my mother still angried me sometimes with a visit, to tell me, that I should go to bed and not watch TV anymore. So I grabbed as much tissues as I could find and hurried to clean myself and my bed.
Since I never cleaned my penis with a tissue before, I would of course not realize that the mixture of forementioned tissues and cum would totally glue to my penis and leave a lot of rubbish on it. Fortunately the nevrous ruckus I made was not realized too early by family members, so that I was more or less cleaned up and just under the sheets, when someone came in to tell me, that I should turn the TV off.

yeah yeah, TL;DR and not even interesting
Well, nevermind.


Edit: did a little research: the episode was first shown in Germany on the 18th of April 2001.
Now, who can challenge that? I can pin-point the time of my first not-in-sleep-ejaculation about a few hours =)

I was at a football game with friends in 7th grade when the topic of masturbation came up. I didn't say much, mostly listened. That's how I figured out what it was.

I tried it several times, but I couldn't do it well enough to finish, and that was ridiculously frustrating.

So I found this massage machine, and victory was mine.

I was like 11 and I was bored watching TV in my room at like 1 in the morning and stumbled in on one of those shows that is mainly about women wearing close to nothing and as I was watching it my dck got hard and I was like "WHAT THE!!" so I was just curious and I started feeling good and finished not even knowing what I was doing and staying ignorant of what I would do for pleasure for another two years. I always thought my situation was odd since I had no interest in chicks at all before that point, but now I feel like I have comerades with similar experiences.

It just happened one day.

Well the term "masturbate" can generally mean to orgasm, but you answer how you like

Weirdness incoming:

13 or so was when I had my first orgasm, anyway. Nobody told me you had to use lube or anything! Porn lied to me! For some reason my hands were soapy while watching porn, and the feeling was way different than stroking without it. And I came a weird, yellow chunky substance. And the soap burnt so much it felt like my dick was going to fall off. it was actually one of the worst first experiences of my life.

This is what happens when you don't have an older brother or friends .___.

I was in my room on my comp I was like 11 and was like "what are these dudes doing to their dicks" so me in my curious nature started to do it if felt weird at first then it felt good then better then climax good times.

Well, using Gravity Cat's definition,
I was 11. I was reading an InuYasha naughty fanfiction.
It was unpleasant, the first orgasm was, anyway. But it piqued my curiosity, so I kept trying it until I got used to the sensation.

5th grade.. in the bed covered in a blanket, massaging my own dick, felt good but cum didnt came out

First started masturbating at 12. Didn't learn to make myself cum until 18.

...Yeah, I was frustrated as fuck.

When I was in 5th grade...I was laying in bed after waking up from a sex dream and was bored so I thought "what the hell."