Which Historical Figures Would You Like To Have Sex With?

The "which cartoon character you'd like to have sex with" topic has been done to death.So to shake things up a little this thread is for talking which people from history you would most like to sleep with. If you feel like going into the specific reasons of why that person,feel free to do so.

Bonus points for including a picture.

Me personally, I would go for Queen Victoria (pictured above) when she was younger. Contrary to the popular view of her she was quite a fun loving and sexually active woman.

Betty page
Because she hot and i like old school pin up babes.

Sophie Friederike Auguste von Anhalt-Zerbst-Dornburg A.K.A Catherine II of Russia A.K.A Catherine The Great.


OK so not a great picture but what I want is the younger more Lolilicious version... Yeah! :P~

Joan of Arc

Cleopatra

Queen Elizabeth

ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Female Historical Figures

Lady Godiva



I admire a woman who is brave enough to ride naked through town to save them from taxes. And by admire, I mean, I would like to fuck her.

Georges Sand


She is best known now for her cross-dressing and "scandalous" behavior, but in her day she was quite the accomplished writer and her works are just charming.

Jackie O



Jackie O is just in a class of her own.

Caterina de Medici


I love a woman who can wield power as a queen!


Male Historical Figures

Napoleon Bonaparte



Napoleon was smoking hot in his younger days, but he wasn't too bad older either.

Tsar Nicholas II


Dem eyes. That is all.

John C. Calhoun



What did he do as a vice president? I don't remember at all. But who cares, he's hot!

Franz Schubert


Music and megane? Fuck yeah! Too bad he died of syphilis.

Lord Byron



Curly hair gets me every time. Also, he's a poet. Hawt.


Franz Liszt

He can tickle my keys all night long, baby.

Stole Joan of Arc and Queen Elizabeth. Damn.

Fucking badass, powerful ladies is hot.


Alexander the Great

Julius Caesar

Napoleon Bonaparte

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[font=Tahoma][color=olive]Lord Byron

[font=Tahoma][color=olive]Ernest Hemingway

[font=Tahoma][color=olive]Harry Houdini

[font=Tahoma][color=olive]Henry VIII of England

[font=Tahoma][color=olive]Shakespeare

Queen Elizabeth I all the way. Not only was she one of the smartest, and most powerful, woman in history, she was pretty damn hot.

Wouldn’t mind having a go at the Virgin Mary

This thread reminds me of a Demetri Martin sketch: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=217484&title=timing-time-gigolo

Anyway, I would totally nail Mata Hari. Just something about those bad girls...


Someone else already said Betty Page, but that doesn't mean I won't go for sloppy seconds...


Of course, since I'm a film buff, there's any number of silver-screen stars I would love to bang, but only one name rises above the rest: Audrey Hepburn


And while I'm somewhat skittish about wanting to nail someone from the era before photographs, when we only had an artist's rendition of what someone may have looked like, I'd definitely want to get it on with Sacajawea...

King Aurthur :



"The Christ"



It would be "Heavenly" (ba-dum pssh!)

Also, I hope it would somehow make me immortal and give me god like powers. Thats it though - I'm only in it for the superpowers.

Eve (the first woman created according to the Bible) then I would the father of you all >:D

Cleopatra, I heard she made the first dildo (thanks Real Sex on HBO) So she had to be a freak

[font=Tahoma][color=olive]Hahaha~ I was speechless for awhile~ XD[/color][/font]



[font=Tahoma][color=olive]Cleopatra is now officially one of my goddesses.

Cleopatra was not as pretty as Hollywood showed in the Movie theater. Plutark's "bibliographys" (I guess you could call it), wrote that was not pretty and that she had a large nose. She did however had a sense of humor and loved to play pranks, especially on Mark Anthony. She was also a gold digger, seducing Julius Ceaser and Mark Anthony (cause of their power).

If I had to choose somebody, it would probably be Joan of Arc.

Fuck, +Rep when ive got time... Guess she'll just be called Mary once youve finished with her. (Damn son!!!) :P~

Elisabeth "Countess" Bathory

This post has made my day.

i cant even imagine fapping to these pictures
sex? maybe the virgin mary so i can technically be jesus' step father

Pretty much this, cause I can't think of any good ones at the moment.

Tomoe Gozen - hawt and asian, kicked ass and stuff, I bet she was kuudere as well