Why do Boys have Morning erection?!?!
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Because your comfortable as fuck in the morning you get a hard on but when you wake up enough to realise what a cluster fuck your life really is combined with the cold hard FACT that the only action you can get at that time will involve only yourself and nobody else your morning "happiness" will quickly subside.
If your feeling particulary depressed you might give yourself a pride swallowing boost to your day and let your right (Or left) hand go about its nasty business.
Lonelyness is a MOTHERFUCKER aint it!?
If your feeling particulary depressed you might give yourself a pride swallowing boost to your day and let your right (Or left) hand go about its nasty business.
Lonelyness is a MOTHERFUCKER aint it!?
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blanixtheblood wrote...
Rather than how to avoid it, i find the how to fix it is a better choice.At the stake of not mopping the floor, i SIT and pee.
And if i ever need to use it for any other reasons i will know i am ready to go.
problem solved....or do you have a urinal in place of a toilet?
In which case you cannot sit down. But then who cares if you have morning wood cuz its easy to pee now.
Conclusion: Install a urinal in your bathroom.
You could also stand in your shower and let it all out. After your urine is everywhere, clean up with the shower.
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xangelx007 wrote...
i notice that i have erection in the morning even while i dun have any ero dreamswhy?
How old are you ...?
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Da fuck...?
How pathetic is this generation of Fakku! users that this thread has reached five pages without it being complete and utter bashing?!
How pathetic is this generation of Fakku! users that this thread has reached five pages without it being complete and utter bashing?!
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Harmonian wrote...
Da fuck...? How pathetic is this generation of Fakku! users that this thread has reached five pages without it being complete and utter bashing?!
I know right, how can you be 18 and still don't know how to a morning wood works. Fuck how the hell are you STILL getting morning woods. I haven't had any in, a few years.
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Flaser
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I think it's ureal pressure on the prostate.
Though I can will it off pretty soon. After 25 years it's not as vigorous as it used to be.
Though I can will it off pretty soon. After 25 years it's not as vigorous as it used to be.
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It means you have cancer. Your only hope is to saw your cock off. Trust me on this, man. Time is of the essence.
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I feel the same thing. Well, It just so happens to occur when I'm at home. When I'm in the schools dormitories, It never happens. Weird
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I've never had wet dreams nor a morning erection. :/
And no, I do not suffer from erectile dysfunction.
And no, I do not suffer from erectile dysfunction.
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I don't know the exact reason why I sometimes wake up with an erection, but there are days that I have morning erections because I happen to be squeaking the weasel in the morning.
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ILoveTsundere wrote...
I've never had wet dreams nor a morning erection. :/And no, I do not suffer from erectile dysfunction.
You're abnormal dude. Go see a doc.
