Would you eat off of a womens chest?

Well well, it's your lucky day. Thanks to the Native American in me, my chest is hairless, and for the better I think. I don't like being hairy...



Anyway, yes, I probably would.

Are you saying you wouldn't mind being like this?

Word. who knows where that skank's been.

1. Finding a girl to do this is unlikely
2. Bitch better be clean
3. Dulled knives
4. All of the above

#1: She'd have to bathe thoroughly.

#2: Not a whole meal. That'd be ridiculous. Probably only dessert-type stuff.

Of course not , i prefer my food on the dish ..


personally, i think it's disgusting ..

I wouldn't like it...plus, cleaning up afterward is a pain.

That's why you have them lick you clean.

Who's "them"?

No, I mean if you're on a sofa or bed or even in the kitchen...not really comfy, trying to avoid stains on the chair and so on...Maybe if it wasn't my house :p

I do it all the time. With myself I mean. And some friends.

Yes if it's just like some sex thing with a girl I'm going to bone. Unless its one of those full course meals with a woman on the table and the food on her. She'd have to be clean and rather attractive. If not, hell no.

Not an actual meal because that would just be very messy and not particularly sexy, but sweets, cake frosting, flavored syrup and stuff like that always work.

I actually have a bottle of chocolate-flavored body paint laying around somewhere. (Funny story, my now ex-girlfriend and I got it from her parents for our anniversary. -_-'')

Who KnowS...Maybe not because..... I am a gentleman. >_<

Only if I have plans to have sex with her anyway. Hell, if I'm willing to put my tongue on her, why not food? If she's a stranger, no matter how hot she is, no way.

Hmmm..... don't know, if she's clean maybe, if not hell not

ICE CREAM~!!

Be careful not to bite her nipples.

On topic: NO! A simple plate is enough for me.

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I would rather eat her instead ^_^