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http://www.omegle.com

I have no idea if this site has been put up on Fakku yet/advertised, but it's AWESOME, you might like it, it's funny, but watch out for the weirdo's on there!

Post your Omegle posts HERE! (I found this site via animeleague, I own nothing!)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ash?
Stranger: Brock?
You: So it is you
You: I finally found you
You: Ash...
Stranger: I've been waiting for you forever.
Stranger: I need to confess something.
You: I know, me too
You: but it's been so hard...
Stranger: I've been so lonely without you.
You: First Misty gets in the way, then May,t ehn Dawn...
You: I know, but I'm here now
You: Ash
You: I love you
Stranger: Brock, I love you too.
You: This is so... so heartwarming
You: you know that I never really loved any of those wome
You: it was just to hide my true feelings
You: I didn't think that you shared my feelings *TT.TT*
Stranger: I can't-I can't believe this.
Stranger: Don't toy with my heart.
You: I'm not!
Stranger: You broke it once, I can't let you break it again
You: I love you!
You: I will never let you go!
You: You're my one and only!
Stranger: Oh, Brock!
You: Oh, Ash!
Stranger: I want to put my balls in your mouth.
You: Orly?
Stranger: Ya rly.
You: Uh... I have suddenly fallen in love with Nurse Joy all over again
You: Tally ho!
Stranger: YOU BITCH.
You: Right back at ya
Stranger: It's okay. Professor Oak needs servicing.
Stranger: Ciao!
You: Sayonara, succker
Stranger: (I think you are my favourite person in the world right now.)
You: (lol XD really?)
You: (because I played along or because I know what pokemon is?)
Stranger: (a mixture of both. you have restored my faith in humanity...)
You: (thank you... I'm touched) (not literally)
Stranger: (xD)
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Ahahahaha, nice chat there. o-o
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Quadratic wrote...
Ahahahaha, nice chat there. o-o


Thank you, and I have more... SHIT FORGOT THE LINK!
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There are a lot of perverts on omegle. >.>
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Haburi-Chan wrote...
There are a lot of perverts on the internet. >.>


fix'd
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[quote="Haburi-Chan"]There are a lot of perverts on omegle. >.>[/quote

True, but I make half of them run away by just saying konnichiwa or something
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Most everyone on Omegle is a /b/tard. Makes my trolling efforts useless. Oh well, makes for a good time-waster though.
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schmitty wrote...
Most everyone on Omegle is a /b/tard. Makes my trolling efforts useless. Oh well, makes for a good time-waster though.


Lol this. Yeah I found Omegle through /b/ last year. The conversations they posted made it look like fun, but I always seem to get non-English speakers. :/

You can also try http://cleverbot.com/
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ello govnar
You: Evening good sir!
You: Nice to hear from a Britannian
Stranger: that's madam
You: Ah, pardon me :/
You: Well, how's you?
Stranger: fine and you?
You: Fine thankyou.
You: Staring at a duck outside.
Stranger: sounds like fun
You: Not really :/
You: It's asleep
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/M.UK
Stranger: 16 f uk
Stranger: what city
You: Why'd you ask ._.?
Stranger: you in london?
You: Nope, but do ever go near the excel center?
Stranger: once
Stranger: it's a nice spot to fuck my bf
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HERES MY CHAT:

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whats this site about? you talk to random strangers that are like lollollol12?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: R U HORNY?
Stranger: Yes, baby
You: TOO BAD, CAUSE I'M NOT
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: got pussy
You: got dick
Stranger: i do
You: *gasp* so do I!
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Tch, I can't get anything going too far to complete my joke with these people.

Rep anyways.
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kinda followed lollollol12
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Lollollol you made me lol. I need to +rep you
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ha this is super funny.
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im surprised at the amount of people that are looking for females on it
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Laughed, my fucking ass off. If you're the stranger, please comment here I must know.... this chat made my day XD


Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: What kind of music do you listen to?
You: >_>
Stranger: punk rock and metal mostly
Stranger: wat about u?
You: Oh...
Stranger: i lke eveyrhting though
You: finally someone else that listens to metal
You: what kind?
Stranger: asl?
You: I listen to death, black, symphonic, thrash, progressive
You: stuff like that
Stranger: me too
Stranger: morbid angel
You: yeah
Stranger: asl?
You: Im not a girl, if thats what youre wondering
Stranger: i am
You: lol
You: anyway...
Stranger: i was hoping ur a guy
You: listen to TBDM
You: ?
Stranger: unless yor gay
Stranger: yeah
You: lol Im not
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qVRaMvv6nI
Stranger: the old albums r better
You: yeah
You: Deflorate isnt bad though
Stranger: unhallowed
You: Death Panorama has some really nice drumming
You: WHat about...
You: Nile?
Stranger: black seeds of venegance
Stranger: yes
You: Yeah
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Missouri
Stranger: omg me 2
Stranger: i live outside st louis
You: Cast Down the Heretic was the first song I heard from them
You: so...
You: how stupid do you think I am? lol
You: If you really are, my apologies
You: but seriously
Stranger: why would i think you're stupid
You: the chances... lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i live in university city
Stranger: is it so weird that another metal head lives in your state?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twYDtssbAxc
Stranger: especially a cute eighteen year old?
You: lmao
Stranger: im not that impressed with tbdm's drumming there are better drummers out there
You: So what kind of porn do you like? I really like hentai, for instance look at this picture. Kyou Fujibayashi spreadin it for me... MMMM
You: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/5985-AYBH17L.jpg
You: George Kollias especially
You: And inferno
You: Robert Zbigniew Prominski
You: and uhh...
You: Derek Roddy
Stranger: hellhammer
You: yes
Stranger: i like hentai too
You: Lol
You: Raikadashi
You: If this is you...
Stranger: i also like watersports and anal
You: I swear to god
You: lol ok then nvm
You: Hellhammer is godlike
You: Mayhem
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: yeah hes so fast
You: If you dont know what Im talking about then nvm
You: lol
You: hold on
You: Im sure youve seen these pics but ill link anyway
You: lol searching
Stranger: 4 what?
You: watersport pics
Stranger: :-D
You: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/31805-EIH30CZ.png
You: Sorry if youve already seen them
You: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/32026-VFWKREH.png
Stranger: these are making me kinda wet
You: lol
Stranger: i also like bondage
You: lol
Stranger: i love being fucked hard
You: thats
You: cool
You: lol;
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: be honest
You: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/33247-RK5SWE3.jpg
You: 18
You: turned 18 7 months ago
Stranger: cool
You: almost exactly
Stranger: were both legal
You: lol
Stranger: whats your favorite kind of porn to watch?
You: the ones with sexual intercourse
Stranger: well duh
Stranger: but what do you lik
Stranger: e
Stranger: asians, latinas, whites, jews,
Stranger: anal scenes, toys, lesbians,?
You: hentai pretty much
You: yuri
You: asians
You: bj's
Stranger: what do you like them to do to each other
You: I like them
You: to make theml
You: have orgasms
You: >>
Stranger: by doing what
You: sucking off
Stranger: do you like getting sucked off?
You: it is nice
You: so yes
You: no teeth
Stranger: ;-)
Stranger: of course no teeth
Stranger: baby who do you think i am?
Stranger: i love sucking cock
You: my sister
You: XD
Stranger: are you thinking about getting some head right now?
You: hold on brb
You: gotta wake up my sister
You: maybe record my mom to watch
You: asl my mom to rcord*
You: ask*
Stranger: is your sister gonna suck you off?
You: XD
Stranger: i wish i was there to do it
Stranger: i bet you like to get freaky
You: Oh yeah of course
You: hold on let me get a picture
Stranger: im getting one of me 4 u too hehe
You: Oh it wont be of me
You: it will be of what I like to do
Stranger: ahh
You: to naughty girs like you
Stranger: :-))))
Stranger: i bet you're a real man in the bedroom
You: you bet
Stranger: tell me what you'd want to do to me
You: http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=648360
You: Hang up for me
You: Like? Y/N?
Stranger: Y
Stranger: thats so fucking kinky
You: I seriously cant tell you
Stranger: im soaking wet threw my panties
You: If I wouldve bet $10000000 on my friend
You: to you saying that
You: I would won that money
You: thank you for proving me right
Stranger: how am i proving you right?
Stranger: forget your friend
Stranger: just talk about what you wanna do to me
You: Because I said I vet youd say thats kinky
You: and you did lol
Stranger: eww you're discussing this with your friends?
Stranger: i thought this was private
You: lmao
You: different chat
You: Hesnot here with me
You: hes *not
Stranger: oh oh
You: I just said Im in a random chat with someone
Stranger: well if i were there with you, what would we be doing
You: tickling each others feet
You: then
You: Id tie you up
You: and go get sandwich
Stranger: :-(
Stranger: would you come back
You: then make you my own
You: if you understand me
Stranger: elaborate ;-p
Stranger: how would you make me your bad little girl
You: Feel up on you, make you wet, maybe finger you a little bit until you ask me to stop
You: then go at it
Stranger: i wouldnt ask you to stop baby
Stranger: im playing with my clit just thinking about it
You: Fleshlights dont count as clits.
Stranger: what does that mean
You: *facepalm*
What are you? 12?
Stranger: i know what a fleshlight is
You: :|
You: then wtf
Stranger: what do you mean they dont count as clits?
Stranger: i know that
You: ok then... nvm
Stranger: do you even know what a clitoris is?
You: ...
You: yes
You: I do
Stranger: i bet you're 12
You: Oh yeah
You: pedo
You: How do you feel talking to me
Stranger: stop being silly :-)
You: lol ok lets keep this going
You: How would you please me?
Stranger: i would put my hand on your thigh
Stranger: and rub back and forth
Stranger: and watch your cock grow harder
Stranger: then pull down your pants and kiss it
You: mmm.... Im liking this so far...
Stranger: then i would start licking up and down until you were rock hard
You: mmm
You: ontinue, please...
Stranger: and then i would pull down my skirt and panties
You: continue*
Stranger: and start riding you
Stranger: so you could feel your hard dick in my wet pussy
Stranger: ugh i wish you were here im touching myself right now are you too?
You: I bet youd be squeezing me hard,
Stranger: im really tight
You: You bet
Stranger: and i would move faster and faster
Stranger: then get off
You: :(
Stranger: and go back down on your cock
You: :)
You: *grabs your hips*
Stranger: yessss
Stranger: i want to feel you push me down onto your cock
Stranger: i can imagine you in me
Stranger: i want you to bend me over doggy style and fuck my ass
Stranger: start off gentle please
You: XD

Stranger: then just start fucking hard
You: OK Im sorry I have to go
You: I had fun cybering with you
Stranger: did i make you cum?
You: I had my lulz
You: so... did you?
You: If you were really feeling up on yourself
You: LOL
sorry
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i just finished
You: lol
Stranger: did you?
You: finished laughing my ass off? Of course
Stranger: did you make yourself orgasm?
You: No
You: I shat my pants
Stranger: why are you being mean?
Stranger: you seemed cute
Stranger: i just wanted to help get you off
Stranger: last time i try to do something nice
You: Im too busy shooting people in MW2 to jack off
You: sorry
Stranger: are you hard at least?
You: Yes
Stranger: is there any way i could distract you
Stranger: just for a second
Stranger: to make yourself cum explosively
You: that way you cared for me...
You: wnt ing to make me feel good
You: MADE me orgasm
You: thank you
Stranger: how would you feel if i told you i was a nineteen year old heterosexual male from baltimore who is doing this for shits and giggles?
You: Indifferent
You: Because Im an 18 year old male from St OUlis soing it for just the same thing lol
You: Dude..
You: seriously I knew it from the second you said you were by St Louis
Stranger: how so?
You: lol
You: Noone is in St Louis
Stranger: marc mcgwire is
You: No one is going to try and keep me going if I post guro I want to do to them and also I was acting like a dick lol
You: LOL
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You: base ball fan are we?
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https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=17317&start=0


^ here's the old omegle thread if you want to look...too lazy to repost mine
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