[Locked] If your nipples were replaced by words

If your nipples were replaced by words what words would be your nipples?

[11:16:28 PM] Sir Fi the Deranged: nippls r srs bsns

now as this is serious discussion I feel I should make this thread somewhat more sophisticated so have some poetry:

Wow so funny
much witty
very humor
comedic geniush
10/10 wud upboat every day

PS. Reported. Called the cops. Contacted the NSA.

Oh you.

I love you.

This is such a important topic - I don't know why nobody ever made this idea before. You're the type of thinking that is going places. I don't understand why this isn't on the headline news of important questions. I honestly don't know how Humans have gone on this long without this thought. I'm just gonna type more words to make this LOOK like a serious reply so many it won't be moved or locked. paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph paragraph

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said "I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands lal over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head."

le copypasta

"Not for sale" both nips have the same name.

This is so serious that it needs a convention in order for the flag states to ratify the protocol.

My avatar should reflect how amused I am at this thread.

That's a warning. You had one from double posting a while ago, so next time you pull something stupid that's a ban.