Lang's "2" cents
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(Cue BGM: Let's get physical by Olivia Newton John)
*Insert intro with clips from Rocky series, work-out shows and whatever else kind of stuff I can come up with that involves lots of physical work*
(Cue BGM: Skills [instrumental]- Gangstarr)
"Guess what? I used to be a great big fatass, just like you! But after taking this new miracle pill before every meal, I went from this to this in just 2 weeks!"
"Tired of old-fashioned push-ups, crunches and other exercises? Tired of gym payments and waking up sore in the morning? Then just use the new Quack-Tech P.O.S. Just sit on your ass doing the usual crap while this baby is hooked up to your spinal cord and using it for thirty minutes a day will be the same as doing 500 crunches! In just two weeks you can go from this to this Call now to buy the amazing Quack-Tech P.O.S for just ten easy payments of all your money!"
Though exaggerated, what I just wrote above are two examples of the kinda of crap you'll see constantly on t.v., magazine ads, billboards and other places. It seem everyday, some new asshole trying to cash in on the "Obesity Epidemic" and the fitness craze that's been going on since the 80's if not longer, and some new "Miracle Pill", "Miracle Diet" or some new fangled exercise or other fat burning/muscle building machine and not to mention the popularity and dropping cost of plastic surgery operations such as tummy-tucks, stomach stapling (Unless that and the former are the same thing), liposuction and probably some others I don't know about.
Of course in the commercials that push this shit, they'll abuse the line "If you've tried everything..." and/or "Why do*diet and exercise*", and of course say something like "The reason it's not working is because of*insert bullshit*". And basically discredit good ol' diet and exercise in favor of their product.
Now, I know what some of you are about to say: "If it's easier, then why rant about it?" "Some people don't like traditional diet and exercise 'cause it's too hard". First of all, shut up and let me finish. Secondly, as a martial artist (I practice Tae Kwon Do, Jujitsu, Judo, Aikido, Boxing and Muay Thai, and no I'm not exaggerating), and the son of a man who has enjoyed the benefits of traditional exercise and had past down his knowledge to me and finally read my fare-share of fitness stuff that actually works as well as watching a Penn and Teller episode on this subject, I know a thing or two about what works and what's bullshit. I'll separate my stance into categories so it won't be a text wall
-Diet pills/Supplements: The reason I suggest against using these, is the same reason I wouldn't take any medication/pill. There are major risks that come from using them such as strain on the heart, risk of dependence, there is even a case of someone dying of a blood clot because of one such pill. There are other sources that believe that diet pills work and list the ones that work best. But, when you think about it, these things are more likely to kill you faster than your fat
-Bullshit exercise machines: Don't get me wrong, not all of these are useless. You can use traditional machines such as stepping machines, row machines, treadmills, bikes, etc. Hell, I even suggest using products from bow-flex which is more or less a new take on old machines, such as making them adjustable without too much work and hassle. But, there are several machines that don't work that people are pushing nowadays like this piece of shit
-Diets: Really, many new diets out there don't really work because the person who came up with it is full of shit. One of the top suspects for this is the Atkins diet, or "Fatkins" diet as lovable squirrel likes to refer to it. Basically some diets either don't work, or they want you to do something you really shouldn't be doing, such as shedding structural fat, which your internal organs need to sustain themselves.
-Finally plastic surgery: These include liposuction, stomach stapling and others. The reasons I suggest against this should be obvious, but if not let me put it like this: it extremely dangerous for the same reason any surgery is danger for two reasons; A. Something can go wrong during the procedure. B. Something can go wrong after the procedure. This will cause either severe health complications, or death. But, should you be lucky enough to survive unscathed, then get ready for weeks or even months of a painful recovery process.
But if these are so damn dangerous and/or ineffective, then why are people paying money for that rather than just using proper diet and exercise or going to a gym or seeing a dietitian for help? Because, people care more about looking healthy, than actually being. Notice the last sentence I used. Lots of people are pushing the promise of looking good and being sexy, but not one of them will every mention health risk, or even talk about getting healthy. Hell even the news is in on this shit.
if you want to know, it's actually possible to be fat and healthy. You heard me, you can be fat AND healthy. But why say being fat is unhealthy then? Because somewhere down the line someone changed the view of "Fat=unattractive" to "Fat=unhealthy". In other words, this is not an issue of health, it's really all about image.
Now, let me get back to the fat and healthy thing I just mentioned. For some people, weight loss is not as effective because of one of two factors(from what I've observed): genetics, or a medical condition. For the latter, these people are fat because of one or a few medical disorders as listed here. Further more, there are some people that don't mind a bit of body fat, and even think it looks good on them, and there are many people who agree. So why condemn them? But in my personal opinion, if that weight's not natural, I'd suggest losing some of it for the sake of good health.
But, my stance is not limited to just people who are too fat, but also people who are too thin, specifically women. These people buy into this weight-loss bullshit to the point where it becomes dangerous. For those people, becoming thin isn't enough, and they keep dieting and exercising to the point of Anorexia and end up looking like this or worse. From what I've observed, this is for the most because of all the ads with those "Pretty and thin" models everywhere, overly thin people tend to think of themselves as hideous because they have even a little body fat, or because they don't look like the models they see. In plain English, it's an issue of self-image and self-esteem and I think those people need to stop before they hurt themselves.
Here's the point I'm trying to make here; take a look in the mirror for a moment and ask yourself a very important question: "Am I okay with this?"
-If the answer is yes, then that's fine. It means you love and respect yourself and are not easily swayed by other people's opinion of you.
-If the answer is no, then ask two more questions: "What do I plan to do about then" and most importantly "Why do I think there's a problem? Is this about image, or health?" I then advice you to seek friendly and professional (i.e. your doctor) help before you do anything, just because you don't like what you see in that mirror, doesn't mean there is. Secondly, if there really is a problem; again with proper guidance from a professional and help from loved ones, create a plan and stick to it.
It's easy to quit or cut corners because what you're doing is difficult, but just keep your final goal in mind and keep going. Finally, your final goal should also be your limit, no more, no less. Let's not go crazy with your image here, you need to remember to love and respect yourself, and your following this plan because you want to take care of yourself.
-And both those people, I again suggest getting professional and friendly opinions to see what works for you. Keep in mind, you know your body best.
Final verdict: People really need to stop worrying about image, and worry about health. If we did that, the world (of America) will be much better.... If it weren't for the other problems *cough*crappy*cough*economy*cough*stupid asshole bush & admin.*cough*war in Iraq*cough*rising oil costs*cough* Excuse me.
P.S. If you want to know, I don't like fat women, or women who are really thing. I like a balance like for example, this young lady
*Insert intro with clips from Rocky series, work-out shows and whatever else kind of stuff I can come up with that involves lots of physical work*
(Cue BGM: Skills [instrumental]- Gangstarr)
"Guess what? I used to be a great big fatass, just like you! But after taking this new miracle pill before every meal, I went from this to this in just 2 weeks!"
"Tired of old-fashioned push-ups, crunches and other exercises? Tired of gym payments and waking up sore in the morning? Then just use the new Quack-Tech P.O.S. Just sit on your ass doing the usual crap while this baby is hooked up to your spinal cord and using it for thirty minutes a day will be the same as doing 500 crunches! In just two weeks you can go from this to this Call now to buy the amazing Quack-Tech P.O.S for just ten easy payments of all your money!"
Though exaggerated, what I just wrote above are two examples of the kinda of crap you'll see constantly on t.v., magazine ads, billboards and other places. It seem everyday, some new asshole trying to cash in on the "Obesity Epidemic" and the fitness craze that's been going on since the 80's if not longer, and some new "Miracle Pill", "Miracle Diet" or some new fangled exercise or other fat burning/muscle building machine and not to mention the popularity and dropping cost of plastic surgery operations such as tummy-tucks, stomach stapling (Unless that and the former are the same thing), liposuction and probably some others I don't know about.
Of course in the commercials that push this shit, they'll abuse the line "If you've tried everything..." and/or "Why do*diet and exercise*", and of course say something like "The reason it's not working is because of*insert bullshit*". And basically discredit good ol' diet and exercise in favor of their product.
Now, I know what some of you are about to say: "If it's easier, then why rant about it?" "Some people don't like traditional diet and exercise 'cause it's too hard". First of all, shut up and let me finish. Secondly, as a martial artist (I practice Tae Kwon Do, Jujitsu, Judo, Aikido, Boxing and Muay Thai, and no I'm not exaggerating), and the son of a man who has enjoyed the benefits of traditional exercise and had past down his knowledge to me and finally read my fare-share of fitness stuff that actually works as well as watching a Penn and Teller episode on this subject, I know a thing or two about what works and what's bullshit. I'll separate my stance into categories so it won't be a text wall
-Diet pills/Supplements: The reason I suggest against using these, is the same reason I wouldn't take any medication/pill. There are major risks that come from using them such as strain on the heart, risk of dependence, there is even a case of someone dying of a blood clot because of one such pill. There are other sources that believe that diet pills work and list the ones that work best. But, when you think about it, these things are more likely to kill you faster than your fat
-Bullshit exercise machines: Don't get me wrong, not all of these are useless. You can use traditional machines such as stepping machines, row machines, treadmills, bikes, etc. Hell, I even suggest using products from bow-flex which is more or less a new take on old machines, such as making them adjustable without too much work and hassle. But, there are several machines that don't work that people are pushing nowadays like this piece of shit
-Diets: Really, many new diets out there don't really work because the person who came up with it is full of shit. One of the top suspects for this is the Atkins diet, or "Fatkins" diet as lovable squirrel likes to refer to it. Basically some diets either don't work, or they want you to do something you really shouldn't be doing, such as shedding structural fat, which your internal organs need to sustain themselves.
-Finally plastic surgery: These include liposuction, stomach stapling and others. The reasons I suggest against this should be obvious, but if not let me put it like this: it extremely dangerous for the same reason any surgery is danger for two reasons; A. Something can go wrong during the procedure. B. Something can go wrong after the procedure. This will cause either severe health complications, or death. But, should you be lucky enough to survive unscathed, then get ready for weeks or even months of a painful recovery process.
But if these are so damn dangerous and/or ineffective, then why are people paying money for that rather than just using proper diet and exercise or going to a gym or seeing a dietitian for help? Because, people care more about looking healthy, than actually being. Notice the last sentence I used. Lots of people are pushing the promise of looking good and being sexy, but not one of them will every mention health risk, or even talk about getting healthy. Hell even the news is in on this shit.
if you want to know, it's actually possible to be fat and healthy. You heard me, you can be fat AND healthy. But why say being fat is unhealthy then? Because somewhere down the line someone changed the view of "Fat=unattractive" to "Fat=unhealthy". In other words, this is not an issue of health, it's really all about image.
Now, let me get back to the fat and healthy thing I just mentioned. For some people, weight loss is not as effective because of one of two factors(from what I've observed): genetics, or a medical condition. For the latter, these people are fat because of one or a few medical disorders as listed here. Further more, there are some people that don't mind a bit of body fat, and even think it looks good on them, and there are many people who agree. So why condemn them? But in my personal opinion, if that weight's not natural, I'd suggest losing some of it for the sake of good health.
But, my stance is not limited to just people who are too fat, but also people who are too thin, specifically women. These people buy into this weight-loss bullshit to the point where it becomes dangerous. For those people, becoming thin isn't enough, and they keep dieting and exercising to the point of Anorexia and end up looking like this or worse. From what I've observed, this is for the most because of all the ads with those "Pretty and thin" models everywhere, overly thin people tend to think of themselves as hideous because they have even a little body fat, or because they don't look like the models they see. In plain English, it's an issue of self-image and self-esteem and I think those people need to stop before they hurt themselves.
Here's the point I'm trying to make here; take a look in the mirror for a moment and ask yourself a very important question: "Am I okay with this?"
-If the answer is yes, then that's fine. It means you love and respect yourself and are not easily swayed by other people's opinion of you.
-If the answer is no, then ask two more questions: "What do I plan to do about then" and most importantly "Why do I think there's a problem? Is this about image, or health?" I then advice you to seek friendly and professional (i.e. your doctor) help before you do anything, just because you don't like what you see in that mirror, doesn't mean there is. Secondly, if there really is a problem; again with proper guidance from a professional and help from loved ones, create a plan and stick to it.
It's easy to quit or cut corners because what you're doing is difficult, but just keep your final goal in mind and keep going. Finally, your final goal should also be your limit, no more, no less. Let's not go crazy with your image here, you need to remember to love and respect yourself, and your following this plan because you want to take care of yourself.
-And both those people, I again suggest getting professional and friendly opinions to see what works for you. Keep in mind, you know your body best.
Final verdict: People really need to stop worrying about image, and worry about health. If we did that, the world (of America) will be much better.... If it weren't for the other problems *cough*crappy*cough*economy*cough*stupid asshole bush & admin.*cough*war in Iraq*cough*rising oil costs*cough* Excuse me.
P.S. If you want to know, I don't like fat women, or women who are really thing. I like a balance like for example, this young lady
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post was rather long i didnt read much but yeah~
i get your point...
Health is important but image is also important you know~
After all.. maintaining a good image of yourself is also a part of being healthy~
Also.. an hour or two of exercise a day + a well balanced diet is actually more effective than anything else~
i get your point...
Health is important but image is also important you know~
After all.. maintaining a good image of yourself is also a part of being healthy~
Also.. an hour or two of exercise a day + a well balanced diet is actually more effective than anything else~
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i didn't manage to read all of it but i kinda knew what you meant after the first few paragraphs and because i live in england we don'y get much of that therefore i can't really comment
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okami wrote...
post was rather long i didnt read much but yeah~i get your point...
Health is important but image is also important you know~
After all.. maintaining a good image of yourself is also a part of being healthy~
Also.. an hour or two of exercise a day + a well balanced diet is actually more effective than anything else~
Well, I see what you mean. But I think i touched on the image problem in my post, basically people go into a frenzy of "fitness" because they don't think they're attractive and all of that.
Also, sorry about the extremely long, but as you can see I had much to say. I'd suggest reading this in parts or taking a break between a feel paragraphs... Or packing a lunch lol
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i got a hi azz metabolism so i eat what i want how much i want wenever i want, without worrying about the consiquences, thats right i dnt gain a single pound & all my friends joke on me because im so damn skinny but im always eating & i dnt lik 2 workout but i do play b-ball with my friends sometimes & im good @ walking... thats all i got
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langying wrote...
okami wrote...
post was rather long i didnt read much but yeah~i get your point...
Health is important but image is also important you know~
After all.. maintaining a good image of yourself is also a part of being healthy~
Also.. an hour or two of exercise a day + a well balanced diet is actually more effective than anything else~
Well, I see what you mean. But I think i touched on the image problem in my post, basically people go into a frenzy of "fitness" because they don't think they're attractive and all of that.
Also, sorry about the extremely long, but as you can see I had much to say. I'd suggest reading this in parts or taking a break between a feel paragraphs... Or packing a lunch lol
Yup, just read another few paragraphs and it was there..
hahahaha~
and yeah~
some people really do tend to overdo things when it comes to their appearance~
heck, im a little bit concious about my appearance too but you wont see me doing stuff like that~
and
like i said exercise+proper diet can do wonders~
so there~ hahaha..
i really like this topic~
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Christ 2 cents will get you to say that much, I bet if we gave you a buck you would make an entire novel.
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You spoke a lot of truths in your, not really post but, essay. I read through it fairly quickly (but I did read it all), so forgive me if I did somehow miss this in your 2 cents.
Economics is also a factor in these diet products. Generally, eating junk food is a lot cheaper than eating fresh, healthy food. Infomercials that sell weight-loss machines and pills will always, without fail, offer some "special" price that suckers some fatty in their living room to buy it. I don't think it's too common, but there has to be at least one person who thinks that if they buy this cheap weight loss thing, they'll be able to continue buying cheap processed food. These people also, in general again, don't know how to buy fruits and vegetables for cheap. They don't know what's seasonal and some don't even bother checking the fruit and vegetable aisle.
As a teenage girl, I've been surrounded by a lot of BS diets. Good for me, I actually had the common sense to eat an apple instead of some cake and considered that a diet and I've joined quite a few sports teams so that I could indulge every once in a while. The popularity of these misleading diets can be attributed to celebrities and magazines-I've seen so many articles about FEMALECELEBRITYX losing 20 pounds through some odd diet (liquid, fasting, cracker, texture, etc.).
I really dislike the publicity that obesity attributed to medical disorders have gotten because, more and more often, regular lard-asses use that as an excuse. It's only true for a VERY small percentile of the population. "It's not my fault I'm fat, it's my medical condition! D:"
Honestly, if they just put down the damn grease buckets. Ugh.
Economics is also a factor in these diet products. Generally, eating junk food is a lot cheaper than eating fresh, healthy food. Infomercials that sell weight-loss machines and pills will always, without fail, offer some "special" price that suckers some fatty in their living room to buy it. I don't think it's too common, but there has to be at least one person who thinks that if they buy this cheap weight loss thing, they'll be able to continue buying cheap processed food. These people also, in general again, don't know how to buy fruits and vegetables for cheap. They don't know what's seasonal and some don't even bother checking the fruit and vegetable aisle.
As a teenage girl, I've been surrounded by a lot of BS diets. Good for me, I actually had the common sense to eat an apple instead of some cake and considered that a diet and I've joined quite a few sports teams so that I could indulge every once in a while. The popularity of these misleading diets can be attributed to celebrities and magazines-I've seen so many articles about FEMALECELEBRITYX losing 20 pounds through some odd diet (liquid, fasting, cracker, texture, etc.).
I really dislike the publicity that obesity attributed to medical disorders have gotten because, more and more often, regular lard-asses use that as an excuse. It's only true for a VERY small percentile of the population. "It's not my fault I'm fat, it's my medical condition! D:"
Honestly, if they just put down the damn grease buckets. Ugh.
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Sorry, I hate to be that guy, especially since I tend towards the same types of posts as well, but tl;dr.
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Ladies and gentlemen after about a month, I'm back with another one.
(Cue BGM: Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies)
*Insert clips from the up coming movie Religulous with opening credits*
(Cue BGM)
Before we get started let the records show that I am in no way biased against the Christian/Catholic religion, and that I actually do have a friend who is considered catholic, my grandparents are of the same or similar faiths and I do not hate Catholics or Christians. I merely choose not to follow it because I don't agree with much of what it says, or have been annoyed by evangelist (my grandmother on my mom's said was like this when I was young.
The following rant, is direct towards the extremists of this religion, or any religion in general. That being said.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! The other day, I was searching youtube for some clips of Lewis Black's show 'Root of all evil" and I saw a statement by Greg Girado saying that after the episode Catholic Church vs. Oprah, he was harassed repeatedly by those of that faith as being offensive. Later in the related videos section, I saw some videos about Fred Phelps and his church in, Kansas was it?
Well just watch this shit
............. *ahem* This is some of the most sickening shit I have seen or even heard of. I'm still actively searching for information on this asshole and his group of extremists-is the best term I can use to describe them- According to these assholes, because many of Americans are becoming more tolerant of homosexuals, God has suddenly began to hate us and is killing every solider that goes to war. These are the same assholes with the message that everyone but themselves are going to hell.
For one, they have been going to every funeral and harrassing the hell out of the loved ones who came to bury and grieve for the deceased, the last thing they need is for a bunch of extremist whack-jobs coming out of nowhere with picket signs saying their loved one is going to hell, that they're a whore and the rest of that shit.
And those two poor girls in that Amish village who died. To be a parent who lost their child is just horrible enough, for someone to come from nowhere and tell you your child is going to hell solely for living their life. *shakes head*
And as aforementioned by a couple of these videos, the church is probably of like, what, 25 members? So according to these assholes, out of the entire world, only these twenty-five are being spared internal hellfire. Their obsessive hate mongering is just down right disgusting, and it's people like them that make it hard not to be prejudice against the Christian/Catholic religion because these assholes have respect for anything that's even slightly different from them.
A lot of these hate mongering pricks, racists, anti Semites, anti-gays are all spreading the same message, the world would be much better, if were just only themselves.
If I could meet any of these people, I'd give them such a piece of my mind, if I really wanted to, kick their fuckin teeth.
Let me say once and for all: ..... Just because someone or a group of people don't do what you do, or follow the exact same beliefs as you, that does not, I repeated DOES NOT give you the right to harass, maim or in anyway bring harm of any kind to them!! Just because you have your belief doesn't suddenly make you the judge, jury, and executioner of the fuckin' world. When you think about it, everyone is worships the same person/thing/concept, but you just won't give over the fact that it's not in the way you do.
Stop it. Just fuckin STOP IT!!! You're doing nothing but spreading fear and discontent with your needless and pointless hate mongering, and you're making everyone else of that faith that isn't acting like this look bad, or better yet, you're even hindering the efforts of those who are trying to bring peace, tolerance and understanding. Your message is merely making you look like a bunch of asshole murderers or elitists and we've stopped listening long ago.
Done.
(Cue BGM: Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies)
*Insert clips from the up coming movie Religulous with opening credits*
(Cue BGM)
Before we get started let the records show that I am in no way biased against the Christian/Catholic religion, and that I actually do have a friend who is considered catholic, my grandparents are of the same or similar faiths and I do not hate Catholics or Christians. I merely choose not to follow it because I don't agree with much of what it says, or have been annoyed by evangelist (my grandmother on my mom's said was like this when I was young.
The following rant, is direct towards the extremists of this religion, or any religion in general. That being said.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! The other day, I was searching youtube for some clips of Lewis Black's show 'Root of all evil" and I saw a statement by Greg Girado saying that after the episode Catholic Church vs. Oprah, he was harassed repeatedly by those of that faith as being offensive. Later in the related videos section, I saw some videos about Fred Phelps and his church in, Kansas was it?
Well just watch this shit
............. *ahem* This is some of the most sickening shit I have seen or even heard of. I'm still actively searching for information on this asshole and his group of extremists-is the best term I can use to describe them- According to these assholes, because many of Americans are becoming more tolerant of homosexuals, God has suddenly began to hate us and is killing every solider that goes to war. These are the same assholes with the message that everyone but themselves are going to hell.
For one, they have been going to every funeral and harrassing the hell out of the loved ones who came to bury and grieve for the deceased, the last thing they need is for a bunch of extremist whack-jobs coming out of nowhere with picket signs saying their loved one is going to hell, that they're a whore and the rest of that shit.
And those two poor girls in that Amish village who died. To be a parent who lost their child is just horrible enough, for someone to come from nowhere and tell you your child is going to hell solely for living their life. *shakes head*
And as aforementioned by a couple of these videos, the church is probably of like, what, 25 members? So according to these assholes, out of the entire world, only these twenty-five are being spared internal hellfire. Their obsessive hate mongering is just down right disgusting, and it's people like them that make it hard not to be prejudice against the Christian/Catholic religion because these assholes have respect for anything that's even slightly different from them.
A lot of these hate mongering pricks, racists, anti Semites, anti-gays are all spreading the same message, the world would be much better, if were just only themselves.
If I could meet any of these people, I'd give them such a piece of my mind, if I really wanted to, kick their fuckin teeth.
Let me say once and for all: ..... Just because someone or a group of people don't do what you do, or follow the exact same beliefs as you, that does not, I repeated DOES NOT give you the right to harass, maim or in anyway bring harm of any kind to them!! Just because you have your belief doesn't suddenly make you the judge, jury, and executioner of the fuckin' world. When you think about it, everyone is worships the same person/thing/concept, but you just won't give over the fact that it's not in the way you do.
Stop it. Just fuckin STOP IT!!! You're doing nothing but spreading fear and discontent with your needless and pointless hate mongering, and you're making everyone else of that faith that isn't acting like this look bad, or better yet, you're even hindering the efforts of those who are trying to bring peace, tolerance and understanding. Your message is merely making you look like a bunch of asshole murderers or elitists and we've stopped listening long ago.
Done.
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Ah, my old ranting topic, I remember this old thing. Ah well, let's get started
(Cue BGM Party Up-DMX)
*Insert various clips of protagonists from harem anime getting punched out or wimping out in ecchi scenes*
Well, it's been a long time but I'm back and I've got something to be pissed about again: Those bitch-ass, punk-ass, shy little pussy motherfuckers they have as protagonists for harem/ecchi comedy anime nowadays! We've seen these types before, the same old little wuss excuse for guy that freaks out at even the thought of seeing so much as some thigh. He can't do shit, he's incapable of doing shit and in many ways is completely worthless as a character.
And yet the girls in the show love these guys. And why? 'Cause he's such a nice and kind person who did them a little favor back as kids that they somehow remember by the time the anime begins. But in a way I understand that logic because in shows like this, their choices in men are either pussies like this
Or perverted assholes that would take advantage of the girls in his life and make them his effective sex slaves, like this guy
Look, I don't mind the niceguys, in fact I'm one of these niceguys. But, being a niceguy doesn't mean you have to be a pussy as well. I mean where's your balls man?! Because this guy's such a pussy, we don't even know what he wants. Does he want one of the girls, all of them, none of them? The reason I hate guys like them is because they're so fucking weak and pathetic, they can't even make a fucking decision! I swear to god these punkasses are like a modern anime version of Hamlet. And no, not the play, the character Hamlet, remember that little manchild who couldn't even make a decision.
What I would like to see is a guy who is a bit more adept at whatever he's doing. The whole 'average loser' thing is usually done to give the male viewer someone to relate to. But what's that supposed to mean; we guys are all a bunch of pussies that feint at the sight of a fucking tit?!
(Cue BGM Party Up-DMX)
*Insert various clips of protagonists from harem anime getting punched out or wimping out in ecchi scenes*
Well, it's been a long time but I'm back and I've got something to be pissed about again: Those bitch-ass, punk-ass, shy little pussy motherfuckers they have as protagonists for harem/ecchi comedy anime nowadays! We've seen these types before, the same old little wuss excuse for guy that freaks out at even the thought of seeing so much as some thigh. He can't do shit, he's incapable of doing shit and in many ways is completely worthless as a character.
And yet the girls in the show love these guys. And why? 'Cause he's such a nice and kind person who did them a little favor back as kids that they somehow remember by the time the anime begins. But in a way I understand that logic because in shows like this, their choices in men are either pussies like this
Or perverted assholes that would take advantage of the girls in his life and make them his effective sex slaves, like this guy
Look, I don't mind the niceguys, in fact I'm one of these niceguys. But, being a niceguy doesn't mean you have to be a pussy as well. I mean where's your balls man?! Because this guy's such a pussy, we don't even know what he wants. Does he want one of the girls, all of them, none of them? The reason I hate guys like them is because they're so fucking weak and pathetic, they can't even make a fucking decision! I swear to god these punkasses are like a modern anime version of Hamlet. And no, not the play, the character Hamlet, remember that little manchild who couldn't even make a decision.
What I would like to see is a guy who is a bit more adept at whatever he's doing. The whole 'average loser' thing is usually done to give the male viewer someone to relate to. But what's that supposed to mean; we guys are all a bunch of pussies that feint at the sight of a fucking tit?!